[quote user="Marty"][quote user="ncfc_chris"] [quote user="Marty"]Just a suggestion to update the joke, use Euro''s! [/quote] why would he pay in euros if he''s in an english pub? [/quote] Cos they''re Irish! why not pick a random imaginary location and pick its currency, maybe use Croatian Kunars or Hungarian Forints? [/quote] Assuming they''re in a pub located in Southern Ireland and Not Northern Ireland where the currency is the British pound?