TwoSheds 0 Posted February 13, 2006 Nigel Worthington walks into a pub with his dog late on a saturday evening just as the football scores come on the TV. The announcer says that Noriwch have lost 3-0 and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead. "That''s amazing," says the barman. "What does he do when they win?"Worthington scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally replies: "I dunno.... I''ve only had the dog since Christmas." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites