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🤩🤩 Disco's Safe Space 🤩🤩 Hello my Yellow and Green brothers and sisters. Please pull up a pillow, grab an inflatable canary, lie-down and relax. Close your eyes and listen only to my voice. Arms by your sides. No self-touching please. It's a stressful time for all involved, whether you're a happy clapper, nappy crapper, pant wetter, VAR hater, VAR lactator, apologist, realist, bigamist, cultist or dentist. But you're safe here. Disco is with you. So let's talk about what's really important in the world right now - Billy Gilmour's facial hair. When I see Billy with his wispy moustache and well trimmed goatee, a young D'Artagnan springs to mind. I can well imagine him fighting in 17th-century France, foiling the evil plots of Cardinal Richelieu. But what about the rest of our players or staff at the club (past or present)? Do they remind you of anyone of note (fictional or otherwise)? Would they look better with facial hair? If so, is it the full beard or a more minimalist approach ala young Billy? Do you have facial hair? Would you have made a good musketeer? Would Grant Holt have made a reasonable Porthos? So many questions! Think long. Think hard. And then explode all over our safe space with the first thing that springs into your consciousness. It could be one word...a sentence...a poem of rhyming verse. All thoughts welcome; even those about dogging. OTBC