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Pi$$ed As A Mattress

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    I have just returned from my annual trip to Burghley Horse Trials. My wife is a fanatic and I take her every year.

    Yesterday morning, just after 9am, I was walking around the trade stands and getting ready for a nice day of cross country when I saw a familier face coming right towards me......

    It was HIM, It was the rodent....It was Glenn Roeder and his more attractive wife.

    I couldnt help myself and instantly filled with hate. There was me and my wife in amongst some toffy nosed posh folk and my mouth just wouldnt stop showing my common side.

    Mr Roeder definately heard me say to my shy wife " I f**king hate that t**t, he not only wasted £5m we didnt have, he also got us relegated". Should I be ashamed of my common as muck outburst???

    I was genuinely angry for most of the day that I hadnt seen him sooner. In a crowd of that size I could easily have stuck out a leg and sent Roeder flying. I hate that man.

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    Unfortunately the answer is simple. The Norwich City board have realised that whatever division we are in, whether we are bottom or top, whether we are playing well or badly and whether it is raining, sunny or minus 5 degrees.The good old Norwich fans will still come to the game and will still fill the ground.

    Therefore, we have made ourselves easy targets for them to charge what they like.

    It hardly smacks of loyalty coming back from them to us does it?.

    Nobody can take away from the current board the strides they have made in the last twelve months and I dont want anyone to think I am having a go at them BUT I truly believe that we are victims of "The more you do, the more they expect" saga.

  20. Posted

    Notice how the half page ads in the EDP turned into full page ads very quickly. The statement should read as follows.

    "Norwich City have had to cancel the Tom Jones concert as it has become clear that nobody wants to come. We have wasted thousands of pounds advertising the concert in the local newspaper and have so far sold ten tickets to the W.I and five to a welsh family from the Larkman. We do intend to refund all fifteen tickets sold. We realise now that just because Delia likes Tom Jones, It doesnt mean everyone does"

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    You are entitled to your faith the same as we are. Personally I believe in Lambert (I can prove he exists) I believe that worship should take place on a Saturday at 3pm (not Sunday) and I believe that holy water is known as Fosters. If that offends you...TOUGH LUCK. Maybe your lifestyle offends me but I wont push to get you banned from the forums.....Will I remove this message?????Will I heck as like
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