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aubrey rooney

Meanwhile, down the road............

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I read with interest that Mr Sheepshanks has announced that there will be no money to bolster his sides fading promotion push. ''We pushed the boat out to bring in Unsworth and Scowcroft''......what the hell does that mean? He went on, ''we have no fear of the play-offs as we beat Barnsley in 2000 after finishing third'' yeah, and failed in the play-offs in three consecutive year''s before that! oh, and did I mention last year? Mr Sheepshanks was last seen unconscious, lying face down with his head buried deep in the Portman Rd drinks cabinet.His striker''s have been seen cruising the red light district of Ip***** to see if one of them can score in a brothel

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