Predictions for the season

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Anyone who reads / listens to Derek ''Robbo'' Robson on the BBC Sport web site will enjoy this...

EVERTON
Everton have to go down because no-one knows what''s going on there.

Rooney will go in the transfer window after Christmas, so they''ll probably have enough cash to buy themselves out of the Coca-Cola League, or whatever it''s called.

WEST BROM
I think West Brom might surprise a few people - and win one game.

PALACE
Then of course there''s Palace. They''ve got about as much chance of staying up as the original Crystal Palace had when it caught fire.

NORWICH
I think they''ll stay up. They did so well last season and I think they''ll hold their own.

This guy is a Middlesborough supporter, but we''ll make him an honorary yella.

I''ll be watching live tonight on TV in Hong Kong

COME ON YOU YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''S