Katie Borkins
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Why is a leopard like a writing desk?
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Oh, this looks like fun. Call me an old fashioned and slightly senile old fool, but I am going to have to predict that Glasgow Rangers will beat St Mirren. Apologies I haven''t been here for a while, I had an unfortunate but mercifully brief stay in a Turkish prison.
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[quote user="Bore Bore Bor"]There is this perception that we should be up there and that is wrong. I don’t buy into this nonsense that Norwich should be where they are.
“You have to earn the right whether you are playing Scunthorpe or Swansea or QPR.
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Well well well. Didn''t earn the right tonight did we Saint Paul? Worrying, deeply worrying. I sense a long hard winter of relegation dogfights and lower table six-pointers lies in wait while the relegation trapdoor looms beneath our feet like a bottomless chasm to nowhere.
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[quote user="merson_dim"]From time to time I''d go in on my uncles adult ticket when I was a u16. No chance of a downgrade... of course it its the other way round you''re forced to upgrade....[/quote]
Tell me about it. I went for what I thought was going to be a wee at a Motorway Service Station café yesterday, only to find to my horror that I had to upgrade.
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[quote user="DOGGER"]Paul Blades?
[/quote]Well played, Mr.Dogger. You are indeed the winner. I am slightly disappointed as I thought this would have kept you all busier for longer but there we are, I have been shown up for underestimating you all once more.
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I have noticed that too many of you are a little bit too clever so have a go at this week''s weekly cryptic riddle and make old Bore Bore Bor a happy man.
Started off at a club whose nickname is also a singular Paul McCartney solo album, before signing for the Canaries.
After leaving Norwich City, he did a "Kevin Costner" before joining another club - you could say he took the money and ran. It''s rumoured that at his last club, some people called him the Space Cowboy, while I believe some others called him the Gangster of Love. His name however was not Maurice so don''t go with that line of thinking.
First name out of the hat wins some NORWICH FC merchandise.
Be good to each other, and remember - [8]No Surman, No Cry.[8]
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Seeing as you all enjoyed Bore Bore Bor''s "Norwich City players whose names rhyme with food" challenge from last month, I wondered whether this month we could all name some films starring Norwich City footballers past and present.
To start with, I give you the romantic comedy "Desperately Seeking Surman" and the sci fi classic "Blades Runner" - or indeed the cult horror film "An American Werewolf in De Blassis."
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[quote user="Larry David"]What''s going on with our senior fringe players?[/quote]
I suspect you can perm any two from four...two will make the cut, the other two will be trimmed from the wage bill.
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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out -- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out -- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out -- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me -- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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[quote user="Drazen Muzinic"]Is this Colin Woodthorpe?
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Oh well played Mr Muzinic Sir, something I never got to say during your brief playing career with our beloved side.
It was indeed Colin Woodthorpe. Next week - John Polston.
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[quote user="CDMullins"]Exactly my point, height hasnt stopped him. Imagine if Messi would have grown up in England, he would probabl;y have been told he was small and wouldnt have made it.
The only thing that will stop this kid making it is if hes not good enough, not his height.
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I am fairly certain that any footballer, no matter how skillful, would not make it as a centre back if he was 5''2" (that''s about 1.5 metres in new money).
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Ho ho ho - seasonal greetings to you all.
Here''s this week''s cryptic riddle. Who is this player?
Signed from a team of northern seals, this player (largely an understudy) managed a half century of appearances for the Canaries before heading across the border to learn more about the game from a highly educated team. Later, he joined some northern hatters before he got a case of the shakes and then retired.
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[quote user="PurpleCanary"][quote user="PurpleCanary"][quote user="Bore Bore Bor"]Well well well. Inner circleites need not apply. Which former City player is this?
He signed from a club which played the game every which way but loose, and this player made one full appearance for the Canaries before returning north of the border to successfully fetch water. He later returned south to a bomb site but got the blues until a royal opportunity came calling, though this sadly ended in relegation. Ended up with a bad case of gas.
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Hmmm. Sounds[:D][;)][:D] Scottish....
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Which is to say, Scott Howie. Scottish by name etc.
As a follow-up question, what is the connection between a world record sporting attendance in 1954 of just over 100,000 and a Norwich City promotion some decades later?[/quote]
Very impressive, and congratulations as you are this week''s winner.
I think the answer you are looking for is "Cody Macdonald".
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Well well well. Inner circleites need not apply. Which former City player is this?
He signed from a club which played the game every which way but loose, and this player made one full appearance for the Canaries before returning north of the border to successfully fetch water. He later returned south to a bomb site but got the blues until a royal opportunity came calling, though this sadly ended in relegation. Ended up with a bad case of gas.
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[quote user="Herman "]Yeah,sign him up.Luke McCormick should be free soon as second choice goalie.
Shame Marlon King has been sold already![:P]
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Simply disgraceful.
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Would we, should we, take a punt on this here fellow?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14099136.stm
We do need to strengthen at the back and I will bet each one of you a pound to a penny that we''d get the best out of a young, hungry player with an awful lot to prove on and off the pitch.
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I thought Andy Cole had retired, so I''d definitely have Tierney.
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Is the answer "Kayleigh" by Marillion?
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[quote user="Drazen Muzinic"]Mike Milligan[/quote]
Very impressive work, Mister Muzinic. Congratulations, you are this week''s cryptic cryptographer. [Y]
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Last week - Alex Notman.
This week, riddle me this.....
Began his career as a trainee citizen before heading off to the land of stale bacon. Flirted with toffee but returned to the pigsty before joining our beloved club. Not the most popular of players, he moved on post millennium where he did like to be beside the seaside for a while before hanging up his boots. (Though not his drinking boots - allegedly.)
That is all. Good luck and may the force be with you. That is not a clue.
Give thanks and praise to the board.
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From chopping board to boardroom, from whisk to whiskey. God bless you Delia Smith. May the sun be at your back, the wind at your heels and may the the road be long and winding. [G] -
You have no idea how delighted this makes me. We''re definitely staying up if Efan Ekoku says we are, I find myself more than 100% confident to the point of complacency. Bring forth your Manchester Cities and your London Elite and we''ll crush them like bugs. Bugs. BUGS!
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[quote user="Fr. Chewy Louie"]Well you must be recycling my "Alex Not-man" from the other thread then...[/quote]
I hadn''t read the other thread, as it happens - but the answer is indeed ALEX NOTMAN.
Congratulations! A gift of your choice [G] will be sent to a local school or hospital.
Tune in next Thursday for another exciting edition of this game.
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Princess Diana, Jade Goody and Sting.