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  2. Posted

    I have detected, in the short time that I have been posting here, there are a number of individuals who are unhappy with the club''s current owners.  They are either not rich enough, not famous enough, not foreign enough, not invisible enough, or not visible enough.  I can''t keep up, to be honest with you, and that''s before my meds kick in.  Thank God I''m not in the Cabinet.

     

    Anyway, as part of my self-improvement classes, I was thinking.  I note that the Manchester United fans unhappy with the Glazers have taken to wearing yellow and green scarves, their team''s original colours, as a symbol of the club''s origins.  Perhaps our fans who are unhappy with the club''s owners could do the same thing?  It''s entirely possible they might feel more comfortable wearing the old blue and white.

     

    Merry Christmas to you all, young and old.

     

  3. Posted

    [quote user="lake district canary"]"He scored against the Scum That''s all he ever done" A little unfair, Chops maybe?[/quote]

    Not to mention grammatically disastrous.  Use the Queen''s English, man, for the love of God himself!  Did you not go to school, or college, or have a parent able to explain the basics of your language?

     

  4. Posted

    [quote user="lake district canary"]"He scored against the Scum That''s all he ever done" A little unfair, Chops maybe?[/quote]

    Not to mention grammatically disastrous.  Use the Queen''s English, man, for the love of God himself!  Did you not go to school, or college, or have a parent able to explain the basics of your language?

     

  7. Posted

    God bless the dear old girl, that''s what I say.  I''ll raise a glass to her long life and prosperity as will I to all of you, for this is Christmas and we should all get together and feel alright.  I''ve got a bag of sensi if you want to come on over to the Antilles.  First reefer is on me. [Y] I''d write a longer message but I''m completely out of my head at the moment and the giant crab is trying to pass me some apple strudel.  Did I tell you I saw Mike Walker having a chat with Paul Lambert over a bag of chips?  I am the walrus.

     

  11. Posted

    Lambert to a big club, probably top 6 - and why not? We can''t give him what he wants financially and will never be able to afford players like Aguero, Torres, Rooney, Barton, Stephen Warnock or Chris Eagles with the cook and Stephen Fry in charge.

     

    McNally too, he won''t hang around once the money has run out and he''s built his 35,000 seater Aviva Thunderdome or whatever it''ll be called.  He''ll be off to a bigger club as fast as you can say the name of that town in Wales with the stupidly long name, if not sooner.

     

    When are we going to show some ambition and start racking up unsustainable debt to really compete in this league?  Never while this bunch of charlies are occupying the boardroom, I fear. [:''(]

  12. Posted

    I have of course met and toured with Ricky Martin.  No, not *that* Ricky Martin, but the other one.  You know.  Livin'' La Vida Loca! And, um, the other hit single which sounded like Livin'' La Vida Loca! So what would I pick this week?  Well now.

     

    He''s into centre midfield, jellied eels, apples and pears

    He''s runs around in circles, gets forward when he dares

    He''ll make you take your shirt off and go fouling in the rain

    He''ll make you live his crazy life with that headless chicken brain

    Going to make you go insane (Alright!)

    [CHORUS:]
    Upside, inside left

    He''s Nigel Reo-Coker

    He''ll knock and pull you down

    He''s Nigel Reo-Coker

    He''s only five foot one, 

    and his skin''s the color of mocha

    Like a crap Ruel Fox

    He''s Nigel Reo Coker

    He''s Nigel Reo Coker

    He''s Nigel Reo Coker-Coker (COME ON!)

    He''s Nigel Reo Coker!

     

    WEST HAM UNITED to beat Derby County please my good man.

     

  13. Posted

    [quote user="Gingerpele"]Mister Chops has already (in like the first hour) chosen the game I had picked out earlier today, but i''m going to stick with my choice because if I don''t then i''ll probably pick a loser. Bangor City vs Camarthen- HOME WIN (I didn''t actually know Bangor was a city?) Good luck :)[/quote]

     

    I took my girlfriend to north Wales once.

    Bangor?

    No, she had a headache.

    Oh how we laughed.

    STOKE to beat QPR please. 

    Someone was asking for these selections to be justified, so I''d like you all to know that I''ve recently read all the Harry Potter novels and that Briatore fellow reminds me of Lord Voldemort, so this is clearly an omen that the Potteries will triumph over Lord Voldemort''s side.

     

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    [quote user="bradders"]Please I come in harmony I am a villa fan and I run a villa site a regular feature is Opposition View and I speak to fans on upcoming opponents and interact. I would appreciate norwich fans to pm me with their questions and answers. 1. How long have you been a Norwich City Supporter? 2. Who is your best player? 3. Who you think is Villa''s best player? 4. What is your perception of Aston Villa? 5. What do you think the score will be? 6. What do you think your final position will be? 7. What do you think Aston Villa position will be? 8. Who introduced you to norwich city? 9.What was your first game and what made you want to follow then and made you return? 10.What stadium you most looking forward too and why? 11.How many games do you visit a season? 12.Away days for yourselves expensive this season in particular, but do you think Norwich FC are doing all they can to encourage you? 13. What would you define as a good season? 14. Has promotion to the premier league attracted new fans 15. Do you think Alex McLeish moving from Birmingham to Villa was a good move for us?[/quote]

     

    Goodness me, young man. Slow down please.  One at a time.

     

    1. Since 1949 when my late Uncle Billy played at left back.  He invented the Cruyff turn, though because he was originally from Corby it wasn''t fashionable and didn''t catch on ("the Blenkinsop turn" was too working class even in those days), but in one game against Rotherham United he literally tied their inside right in knots.

    2. Fraser Forster is outstanding, and Tom Adeyemi reminds me of a young Viv Anderson.

    3. Mark Albrighton has lovely hair, but I''m impressed by Shay Given who has risen to the top of the professional game despite being the size of my thumb.

    4. You seem very respectful towards your own fans, I like how you leave lots of empty seats between you.  A man needs his own space to enjoy the beautiful game.  I used to wedge myself in between two fat lads in the old City Stand, and every time they stood up I was caught in a pincer movement.

    5. A one-all draw.

    6. Thirteenth.

    7. Eleventh.

    8. My Uncle Billy, see point 1

    9. When my Uncle Billy played, I went ont of my head.

    10. Wembley.  Though we should stop referring to the "twin towers" out of respect for America.

    11. Not many any more as I was deported in a veal crate some years ago, but I watch all available streams with Kirk who lives in the next hut.

    12. No comment.

    13. Getting to the fourth round of the FA Cup, and injuring John Terry.

    14. I imagine so, there are always some glory hunters around.  Reminds me of when I supported Liverpool in the early Eighties.

    15. I suppose so, someone has to manage you.  Is your Chairman really called Randy Learner?  Is he in adult entertainment? 

  19. Posted

    Will there be any, or will they be drunk and rowdy somewhere up a wet welsh mountain after their rugby victory over The Dirty French tomorrow?  This could be the ideal time to play a welsh team while they are thinking of the oval ball and the world cup glory. Watch for several shots over the bar tomorrow in tribute to those plucky Welsh terriers. Anyway, hopefully we can shag them up the arse and take the three points home.

     

     

  21. Posted

    Well here in St. Kitts it was "get to know your neighbour day", so I took a four pack of beer round to see Trent, my old buddy from over the way who used to be in the navy but is entirely hetrosexual even if his moustache suggests otherwise.  We drank the beers, then a few more beers, then he brought out his collection of firearms and we shot the empty cans off the fence, then wrestled in the dirt until I had him in the Boston Crab at which point he "tapped out" (that''s American for "quit").  Then we drank some rum, ate some chips (that''s American for "crisps") and talked about football.   I told him all about Norwich City and my spell in the youth team back in 1972, and then he started talking about Highbury, where he grew up, and how one day if I was okay with the idea, he''d like to take me up the Arsenal, at which point I hit him with the empty rum bottle and ran.  I saw him this morning and he seemed okay with me, if mildly concussed, so I guess no harm done.  Anyway my point is we need more football and less horsing around, as it were.  So yes, I agree with the original poster.

  23. Posted

    [quote user="NWC"]Kerry Katona??, Jade Goody??, Rosie Webster?? - out of all the people alive or dead ???

    Really ???
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    I''m sorry if my opinion offends you.  I''ve only recently returned from a spell in a Turkish prison and found one of the few things that gave me strength to carry on was to ask myself each morning "what would Jade Goody do?"  Which isn''t that easy to say but you soon get the hang of it.  So anyway, I spent every day being a little bit racist to Mehmet, the prison guard, and the other cell mates all joined in, and in no time we had him on the verge of quitting his job.  But I will revise my list as I can see it offended you.

     

    My guests would be Princess Diana, Les Dennis and Sting.

     

    Happy now?

  24. Posted

    [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Mr. Bump"]''He added he used the internet to keep tabs on how Paul Lambert’s team are faring and said although the Canaries will find it tough in the top flight that he believes “they are ready”.''

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    I wonder if he posts on here?

    [/quote]

    I know him, and he does.

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