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Katie Borkins

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    Should we offer Steve Morison for Andy Carroll?  Moro hasn''t really settled here, has clearly got one eye on bigger and better things, celebrates goals on his own, doesn''t get on with Grant Holt, doesn''t sit at the Canary table and spends too much time polishing his Wales caps and not enough playing World of Warcraft with the lads.  Would Carroll be a better fit for our team?  He might come back down to earth here at Carrow Road and recapture his form and fitness on a diet of Bennett and Pilkington crosses.

    Or should we offer Morison for Tevez?  Balotelli''s out for ages and Morison probably fancies a chance to shine at Etihad.  If we could get a deal like the Bellamy/Cardiff deal where Man City pay all his wages, why not?  Think about Holt and Tevez, the odd couple, terrorising defences.  Both would run non stop so fans would love them straight away.  Tevez is quite ugly but that''s okay, nobody has to have posters in their bedroom. 

    I don''t know.  I''m just thinking outside the box for ways to safeguard 17th place.  What do you think?  Hurry, there''s only two days left to make the signing to keep us in the top flight (unless we win the FA Cup which would guarantee relegation).

  20. Posted

    First up, I''ve got to find a decent place to rent as I''m not living out of a suitcase in a hotel room for long, can''t stand them four walls closing in on me.  Tomorrow off to the match with the lads, then Sunday I''ve got a mate coming down from Leeds who wants a decent look at the area as he might be spending a lot of time down here in future.  Can''t name the lad, but rhymes with Plodgrass.  Looking forward to showing him around, heard Riverside''s a good night out [Y]
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