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Aviva Believer

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  1. A bloke goes to see his doctor.

    ''Everytime I see a lorry go past, I get an erection!'' exclaims the man.

    Sure enough, at that moment a massive eight wheeler zooms past and up pops the blokes manhood.

    ''My word'' shrieks the doc, ''this defies all medical science''.

    The doc gets his nurse to take a sample of blood and tells him to come back in a few days.

    A few days past and the man goes back to the surgery.

    ''Give it to me straight doc...what''s up with me?''

    ''Well it''s bad news I''m affraid Sir'', the doc sighs....

    ''You''re HGV positive''

  2. [quote user="Snakepit boys"]Great loads more loans to look forward to. I can hardly contain my excitement at preparing the top Prem clubs players for the future. At the same time all the transfer money will have disappeared (Again) on loan wages. Our clubs policies become more transparent as the seasons go on.

    I do not want a team made up of rejects and players considered "not the finished article" playing for us. I want Norwich City players we can be proud of.

    These defenders are only here because they are going to be free, quality costs money such as tiny who would of been a great asset here. Christ, Wolves have just offered us the amount we would not pay for him to get Shackell (Straight swap anyone???!!!)

    Again I say we are a Joke, We are broke and it is time to drive this organisation out of town.
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    Brilliant...not. So how would we pay the players if we bought them then? Loans are free....and you are claiming it would eat up our transfer budget to pay them....how would we pay players if....heaven forbid (in your naive eyes!).....we actually paid some money for them in the first place? How exactly would that work? And as far as preparing players for the top Prem clubs....why ever not? As you''ve put it...TOP Prem clubs....these lads will eventually play at the top of the English game...they obviously have talent...don''t they, or they wouldn''t be at these top clubs! These players still need development...although their talent is obviously apparant for them to ever be at these big clubs.

    Please tell me...step by step...how you would exactly go about running the club and make a profit? (It is a business at the end of the day!)


  3. [quote user="CNS-Canary"]

    Well ..

    If we sign Cligan i for one, will be gutted.

    Let''s face it. If he was highly rated then would they sell to a team in the same division? No.

     

    Im keeping my fingers crossed for a double signing still [:D]

    Hoolahan, and Bell will do please [:P]

     

    OTBC

    x

    [/quote]

    They aren''t SELLING anyone! His contract runs out so he''s leaving on a free!!! Why don''t you read up on your facts before ''Bashing'' him already? Of course he''d want to go somewhere if they offered him more money...right?


  4. [quote user="ipswichrscum"]free kick specialist with 1 goal in 80-odd appearances for forest? hmmm...[/quote]

    By being a freekick specialist doesn''t automatically mean he scores lots of goals does it? It means his speciality is taking freekicks....which can be taken anywhere on the field of play. This could just mean he sets up a lot of goals with his ability from a dead-ball situation. If we can get a good target man in ''up top'', his ability to take a freekick could create lots of goals! I''m not having a go...just think he would be a very handy signing...and on a free!


  5. Germany...purely because of the tremendous football they are capable of....and with no home nations to support, it''s the football itself I''m gonna be watching!

    What an awesome side the Germans have though: Ballack, Lahm, Metzelder, Klose, Podolski, Gomez, Schweinsteiger, Neuville (still got it?).....the list goes on. I think the competition will be tight however. Remember Greece...hahaha!


  6. [quote user="colneycanary"]when it comes to signing new players? Because of this we are letting other teams come into the picture, which increases their price etc. Kasper Gorkss for example, was reported weeks ago we were interested in him and now there is 4 other teams who want him. And all this Hoolahan business! Have we signed him or not! Whats the big secret if we have? Why are we the paying customers being kept in the dark?[/quote]

     

    Haha, are you actually joking? What were these players not known until Norwich declared their interest in them then? Is that the case? However funny! If a team wants a player, do you honestly think they will hang around until Norwich are interested? Just because WE want him, that makes every1 else want him does it? And because we are apparantly stalling on the contract etc, this makes it ok for other clubs to say they are interested? All of these rumours are just that....rumours! Nobody from the club have come out and said ''We are signing Hoolahoop on such and such date'' so why is everyone automatically thinking he''s coming, and getting onto the board/manager about it? Do you honestly think the board would hold the transfer information back for a reason? Just to have idiots like you go on at them! If we have signed him, then there is obviously a good reason why we dont know about it yet! Stop getting so impatient....child!


  7. [quote user="ManchesterCanary"]

    What a nasty little club they are. Any minimal sympathy I had for them losing the Premiership and Champions League evaporated after the reaction of the fans in London and from how they have so mercilessly dispensed with Grant, the only person at the club who seemed to have dignity and respect for others. Okay...I know he probably got a massive pay off, but that just exemplifies the clubs philosophy of money as an answer to everything.

    JT, a nasty individual who just happens to be a reasonable defender (England captain my arse), writes in his open letter to the fans that he is haunted by his penalty miss but (and I quote)...I am a big man and I take responsibility for us not winning. Oh purleeaase...what a man! Give us all a break, Chelsea got what they deserved, finally found out in respect of their poor discipline and lack of respect.

    The list for a replacement boss begins...any manager with integrity should run a mile...only those who are motivated by greed need apply.

     

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    Great post, couldn''t agree more!!!


  8. [quote user="salp"]

    your writing/spelling/grammar is getting so bad that it is difficult to read your drivel

    sod off to your own pathetic team''s website before we all start on it

    ...if we could be bothered

    [/quote]

    we8wba insults you with his ''writing/spelling/grammar hey, so much so that you want him to''sod off''! How about you sod off because your picture is insulting me! He has some interesting posts and it''s nice to get an opposition fans point of view. So you ''sod off'' yourself, or change your picture!!!


  9. [quote user="jas the barclay king"]

    Sharpe is rubbish at this level!

     Sheff Utd will get rid of him back to league 1 i think

    jas :)

    [/quote]

    I beg to differ there Jas. I saw him play a number of times for Scunthorpe and thought he was a hell of a player. Also saw him crack 2 against Morecambe in the Carling Cup. I know these both aren''t at this level but I think with the current squad we have, and the amount of chances we create, he WILL score goals. Maybe I''m wrong, but from what I''ve seen, he''s a talent.

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