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Did he buy that cup at Argos?

[Haaland]

Depending if anything happens in the summer with the 115 charges, the scum can go up and get battered by Haaland, or they could really luck out and not have to face him at all.

[Six Nations]

7 hours ago, TheRock said:

 

 

In case you missed it - Italy drew with The French! They had a pen in the final phase of the game to win, but hit the post.

 

 

Gutting for the flyhalf, the ball fell off the tee, and with the countdown clock for conversions he had to rush it and missed.

[*official lappinitup match thread Rovers V Canaries*]

Our players are made of glass

[*official lappinitup match thread Rovers V Canaries*]

1-1

[Today's other games]

Southampton on the choke 2-1 down at home to Millwall.

[*official lappinitup match thread Rovers V Canaries*]

Actually don't mind the line up, and the changes do make sense.

[Hodgson stepping down]

7 minutes ago, The Raptor said:

Poor Roy deserved better than getting sacked in the hospital. 

In today's least surprising news. Everton 0-0 crystal palace. 2 dull average teams due a spell in the second tier. They've done little of note since I started watching football. An fa cup win for Everton in the 90s. A final appearance for palace a few years ago where they got hammered if I remember. They also both have **** hole grounds I vowed I'd never go to again! 

Palace players now having to impress the new boss have gone 1-0 up.

[If you held the keys to all of world football..]

Keep VAR but like Cricket only the team captain can put a challenge in.

Introduce sin bins (shirt pulls, cynical fouls) 5 minutes off the pitch - give each player 5 strikes if they run out then they receive a yellow card, but keep the red card for any terrible tackles i.e. Holgate at the weekend.

[Hodgson stepping down]

Palace already have Oliver Glasner lined up, the German press are a bit perplexed he is going there as his managed both Wolfsburg & Frankfurt in the Champions league and they class Crystal Palace as a small club.

[TV/Streaming services programmes.]

I'm enjoying Mr & Mrs Smith staring Donald Glover & Maya Erskine on Prime.

[*official lappinitup match thread Canaries V Hornets*]

Just now, Dean Coneys boots said:

A worldy - but deserved due to our negative tactics and rubbish subs. Will he get Barnes off and stick Sydney on? I would…

the oppositon manager puts two attacking subs on, bang look what happens. Not rocking science. Yet the 80% on here can't see it

[*official lappinitup match thread Canaries V Hornets*]

What does Hooijonk have to do to get on?

[*official lappinitup match thread Canaries V Hornets*]

2 minutes ago, daniel_grieff said:

This is exactly what happened in the last one. We just stop playing every time we take the lead.

Happened at the weekend as well.

[*official lappinitup match thread Canaries V Hornets*]

2 minutes ago, Ken Hairy said:

As much as it's hard to believe we were a Premier side not so long ago, it's even harder to believe Watford were. Very poor from them so far.

Sarr is a big hole to fill, he would always tear us a new one.

[*official lappinitup match thread Canaries V Hornets*]

33 minutes ago, GodlyOtsemobor said:

Initial thoughts are what a shambles of a team selection, Sorenson at CB, Hanley and Batth both on the bench (what was the point in signing DB?) 

Barnes starting again when he's shown he can affect a game when brought on from the bench! Why bother signing SVH just to plonk him on the bench, especially if we have a buy option! Let's see what he has apart from splinters in his ****! 

I hope it works but I'm skeptical - tinkerman strikes again. 

QPR manager bought his two January signings on and they scored the equaliser. so all this crap about bedding in new signings is total **** when other teams throw their own signings in with no problems.

[Tonights games]

Plymouth have just equalised

[Highlights - 8 mins]

The problem when we have throw in's is there is no movement so whoever does it won't throw it forward, so it will go either sideways or backwards. And also what gets me is in the rules you can't be offside from a throw in.

 

[This is a good example of ”disconnect”]

I might be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure I heard some Wolves fans were in the home section of the F.A cup game with West Brom and this was the cause of the crowd trouble. So to be fair better be safe then sorry.

Also if there was any fan trouble, then the club would really be in trouble as we got charged for the pre season game at Kings Lynn.

[Deadline day deals.]

6 minutes ago, Ken Hairy said:

The argument that we don't play with a CDM or that Wagner ball doesn't use one really riles me, its the sodding reason why we concede far too many stupid goals, everyone needs to wake up to that and Knapper needs to sodding well get a capable one in.

And concede so many from counter attacks

[Tonights games]

7 minutes ago, Robert N. LiM said:

Luton 2-0 up over Brighton after three minutes

Showing more fight in the premiership then we have recently.

[***Official Lappinitup Match Thread - Liverpool v Norwich***]

2 minutes ago, shefcanary said:

A warm welcome at a price

George Michael from the dead has returned with his careless whisper not wispa.

[***Official Lappinitup Match Thread - Liverpool v Norwich***]

16 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Their attacking force mostly. I'm ignoring their defence

Last league game both Nunez & Jota got braces so their attack even without Salah will still be too good for us.

[David Brooks]

More likely to join Leicester on loan, as a replacement for Casadei who Chelsea recalled.

[Team for 'pool]

                        Gunn

Stacey, Duffy, Mclean, Gibson, McCallam

 Fassnacht, Nunez, Sara, Sainz

                         Idah