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Neil Adams - which way is the beach??

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I believe I had seen this before somewhere but it''s quite funny so I think it''s worth repeating. Apparently, whilst in Spain with the Everton squad good old Neil appeared in the reception of his Madrid hotel clutching a beach-towel and asked the receptionist which way was it to the beach. Doh! The other good example of a footballing MENSA member was the Liverpool player, who when asked if he would like his pizza cut into four or eight pieces replied: "Cut it into four pieces, I''m not very hungry so I don''t know if I could manage eight." Can anybody else think of any football MENSA stories, or Colemanballs situations?

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Jeremy Goss after scoring for Norwich in Bayern Munich''s Olympic Stadium:

"I kept looking at the sandpit thinking: ''that''s where Bob Beamon made that fantastic jump''."

Apart from the fact that Beamon''s record jump was set in the 1968 Olympics, Mexico....

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