Katie Borkins 1 Posted January 22, 2015 "I''ve been going to games since 1987 and it''s my 14th year as a season ticket holder.""I own seven club shirts.""I travel "home" from my tax exile in Bermuda for every home game under a fake ID and passport."Just to set the record straight, I''ve been going to games since 1947, have been a season ticket holder since 1963, once wrote a poem rhyming "John Lennon" with "Sandy Kennon", have the club crest tattooed on my left foot, and once hurled a bottle of piss at the Director''s Box when Megson was in charge.So don''t come on here with your "big fan" Billy Big Balls because I''ll see the lot of you off, you self-justifying plastics.Yours etc.,Bor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Move Klose 303 Posted January 22, 2015 "Cool story bro" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted January 22, 2015 "Cool story bor" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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(Northern) Irish Canary 48 Posted January 22, 2015 Gold star for you, Billy Biggest Balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whoareyou? 0 Posted January 22, 2015 That bottle of piss....who did it hit? [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,502 Posted January 22, 2015 Lightweight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ruthers1 0 Posted January 23, 2015 Dear ing, ing, ingFrom 1947? Really? Having read some of the utter boll***s you''ve spouted on this site I take it you mean you tune into Radio Norfolk from 19.47pm for a Tuesday night game?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted January 23, 2015 The last 3 replies are great, especially the ing ing ing bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted January 23, 2015 Oh ya, and to the OP, you are a bigger something than most of the rest of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whistleblower 0 Posted January 23, 2015 so let''s get this straight - "I''ve been going to games since 1947, have been a season ticket holder since 1963" - so what you are actually saying is you went for 16 years before you decided to become a season ticket holder - what was the issue, couldnt you decide between us and the scummers!! Face it you''re just a plastic binner in disguise - and i bet the truth is you actually became a season ticket holder in 1964 when your beloved Ipswich were relegated from Divvy OneBore! Bore! Bore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted January 23, 2015 [quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]once hurled a bottle of piss [/quote]Was it Watney''s Pale or Red Barrel? [:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
River End Canary 0 Posted January 23, 2015 I am 6 foot 4 inches and built like a brick outhouse so I suspect I am one of the biggest fans of Narwich Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,318 Posted January 23, 2015 Glory hunter...[:P][:P][:P] Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John 0 Posted January 23, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_Glsuw-LE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crystal Canary 0 Posted January 23, 2015 Huh. Impressive.I''ve been a fan since 1937, two years before I was born.I have a tattoo of Carrow Road imprinted from the base of my spine (just about the bum crack) to the top of my head. The entrance to the club store is in my defecation station.I own a canary farm in Wymondham, have a yellow and green vajazzle and an insatiable appetite for semi-drunk cooks.Your move, punk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Jenkins 0 Posted January 23, 2015 "I have a tattoo of Carrow Road imprinted from the base of my spine (just about the bum crack) to the top of my head. The entrance to the club store is in my defecation station."Love it Crystal ha ha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites