I miss the South Stand Toilets! Column

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“There’s not much out there?”

“There’s not much out there?” Worthington has said on many occasions to us the fans on the subject of bring extra players.

“There’s not much out there?” Isn’t there? Are you sure, Nigel? Because it seems every day a Rival Championship has bought a player that I have thought. ”Hmm, he would have been a good signing.” Or “Wow that’s a bargain” But our signings seem to be? “Who?” “Why” or “God no”

I talked about The Calculated Gamble last week in my column and if you read what I wrote you would have seen I believed we needed to make one. That is spend CASH to bring in QUALITY. A few days later, the words Clinton, Norwich and Fee Agreed pops on Newsnow.com and we’ve bought a player. Hurray! A week later, he has signed for Palace. BOO! But what have we learnt from this? One Don’t trust Steve Bruce and his weird nose and more importantly we have at least TWO MILLION QUID in the bank ready to spend on players!

So why haven’t we spent it?

The idea of spending isn’t difficult. You spend a pound on a pair of shoes, you will get ones that don’t fit brilliantly, let water in and they won’t get you into that amazing nightclub everyone wants to go to but they do a job, they keep your feet warm and safe. But spend £200 on a pair of shoes you get a snug, great looking, named pair of shoes that will last a long time, give you respect form others and more importantly get you into that Nightclub.

The same goes for football players; we can sign cheap or free players all day long. They’ll go a good enough job, but they won’t get us where we want to be, the Nightclub and of course by that I mean, The Premiership.

Another big factor in signing a young, expensive player is the investment. Ashton is already worth double, maybe triple what we paid for him, we all know deep down he won’t stay with us for a Testimonial, but when he does leave. CHHURCHING!

To sum up, all us Fans want that one big cash signing for Norwich. It would strike fear and respect into other clubs and fans and bring us what we all want. Wins. The club have a bubbling money pot running about, and the player is a rich man. Sop everyone’s happy!

“There’s not much out there” Oh there is Nigel, but you’ve got to open that cheque book and pen.

SWJ

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and no-one reads.

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I''m pleased that Morrison didn''t sign

And what is Churching ? Dont think many footballers get involved in that.

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[quote]I''m pleased that Morrison didn''t sign And what is Churching ? Dont think many footballers get involved in that.[/quote]

Chuurching = Cash register = money.

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[quote]Chuurching = Cash register = money.[/quote]

Ah , I see - ''Ch-Ching!''

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Surely its more of a Kerching sound. Like that rather naff program on CBBC where after every sentence the kids say Kerching Schizzly nizzly hows ya father you get me,