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If the football club was a pub and our posters on here were the patrons ,who would be the following?

1. The old boy that sits at the bar and reckons that the place has gone down hill since the last landlord left.

2. The upstart ,who when somebody disagrees with him, offers them out in the car park.

3. The fellow who can remember the dark days when the brewery had no money and the pub nearly ceased to exist.

4. The well educated office stationary rep , who likes to put everyone right about their grammar.

5. The spiv who knows everything about running a pub but has never done it.

6. The two workmates who totally disagree about everything.

7. The chap that lives quite close who only visits the pub once in a blue moon ,but can see the reasons why trade has dropped off.

8. The interloper from the pub down the road , who has called in to see what a proper pub looks like.

9. The old chap that has sat in the same seat for forty years and yearns for when beer was two bob a pint.

10. The local totty who thinks everybody in the house should hang on her every word.

Answers on a postcard please .

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[quote user="Luv The Board."]4. The well educated office stationary rep , who likes to put everyone right about their grammar.

[/quote]Reckon you''ll find that should be "stationery".

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11.  The bloke who only turns up in the pub once a year, but writes long and rambling letters on a daily basis to all the other patrons about how they should be conducting themselves in the pub.Nah, probably nobody like that here.

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12.  The bloke who boycotts the pub under the current landlord and doesn''t believe a word the brewery say about the place, but buys a raffle ticket once a year so has a stake in the place.  He remembers when the beer garden was uncovered on three sides.

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[quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]12.  The bloke who boycotts the pub under the current landlord and doesn''t believe a word the brewery say about the place, but buys a raffle ticket once a year so has a stake in the place.  He remembers when the beer garden was uncovered on three sides.[/quote]

Ok I give up YOU are the landlord. Bor.

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The sad,scruffy lonely bloke that smells a bit, drinks a bit too much and then talks really loud in the hope someone will have a conversation with him.

Waveney

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