Crafty Canary 495 Posted May 18, 2014 Yes, it''s the inaugural Annual Nelson Numpty awards for those posters who have been selected by the Academy for recognition of their contributions to the forum for the 2013/2014 season. The Empty Vessel numpty is awarded to that voluminous contributor Nutty Nigel.The His Master''s Voice numpty is awarded to Lappinitup.The Back of House Management numpty is awarded to TIL1010.The Sarcastic Riposte numpty is awarded to Morty.The Insincere Friendship numpty is awarded to your buddy Nutty Nigel.The Blind Optimism numpty is awarded to Lake District Canary.The Overseas Prattle numpty is awarded to Yankee Canary.The Fag Packet Accounting numpty is awarded to Purple Canary.The Coach Knows Best numpty is awarded to T. The Let''s Be Having You Forum Policing numpty is awarded to TIL1010.The Wind Up numpty is awarded to Wiz. No doubt, these prestigious awards will become much coveted in the years to come. Everyone will be pleased to know that the Academy has decided that boring, long-winded, blub-filled acceptance speeches are not allowed.Well done to all this year''s inaugural numpties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gingerpele 0 Posted May 18, 2014 Oh I didn''t win one :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted May 18, 2014 I see this waffle as a veiled attempt at the managers job AGAIN! [:''(]http://services.pinkun.com/forums/pinkun/cs/forums/1065954/ShowPost.aspx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzar 1,702 Posted May 18, 2014 And the Nowhere Near As Funny As He Thinks He Is numpty for you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingston Yellow 220 Posted May 18, 2014 And the Sunday Afternoon Tumbleweed award goes to Crafty Canary.Can the last person to leave the forum please switch off the server? Many thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted May 18, 2014 Well, I can''t wait for the end of next season so I can see if I won one of these here numpties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomadic Canary 0 Posted May 18, 2014 It would appear that the:Callous Unfunny Needless Trolling award goes to Crafty Canary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted May 18, 2014 [quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]Well, I can''t wait for the end of next season so I can see if I won one of these here numpties.[/quote]You just need to disagree with Crafty''s anti-club bile and an award is guaranteed Bor.Not sure where the Nelson comes into it, as I don''t think Yankee, Purple or Wiz have ever set foot in the place.Poor Crafty....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T 190 Posted May 18, 2014 I''m deeply honoured. I thought most people had the good sense to completely ignore me or at least the sense to know when they are being wound up. I presume crafty will buy everyone on the aforementioned list a beer at the Nelson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,509 Posted May 18, 2014 Lovely old job! Will there be any presentation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted May 18, 2014 [quote user="morty"]Knob.[/quote]Sorry Morty, you will have to wait until the start of next season before you can begin to try and retain your award. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted May 18, 2014 [quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]Well, I can''t wait for the end of next season so I can see if I won one of these here numpties. [/quote]That''s the style Bor. If at first and all that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted May 18, 2014 [quote user="T"]I''m deeply honoured. I thought most people had the good sense to completely ignore me or at least the sense to know when they are being wound up. I presume crafty will buy everyone on the aforementioned list a beer at the Nelson.[/quote]The Academy is not interested in the reasons for your posts, just their content. Congratulations again on your success. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted May 18, 2014 [quote user="Crafty Canary"][quote user="morty"]Knob.[/quote]Sorry Morty, you will have to wait until the start of next season before you can begin to try and retain your award.[/quote]I say it how I see it fella, you''re being a knob.[:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted May 18, 2014 For those like Fuzzar and Kingston Yellow I should point out that as Chairman of the awarding committee it would be wholly poor form for me to even consider an award for myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted May 18, 2014 [quote user="morty"][quote user="Crafty Canary"][quote user="morty"]Knob.[/quote]Sorry Morty, you will have to wait until the start of next season before you can begin to try and retain your award.[/quote]I say it how I see it fella, you''re being a knob.[:)][/quote]If you say it as you see it may I suggest you stop looking in the mirror? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted May 18, 2014 This is cringeworthy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted May 18, 2014 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]Well, I can''t wait for the end of next season so I can see if I won one of these here numpties.[/quote]You just need to disagree with Crafty''s anti-club bile and an award is guaranteed Bor.Not sure where the Nelson comes into it, as I don''t think Yankee, Purple or Wiz have ever set foot in the place.Poor Crafty....... src="http://queenbvintagestudios.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/226939268693389466_6smreduo_b2.jpg">[/quote] Your cod philosophy might result in a new category for next year. Actually make that two new awards as archiving posts from years back seems a rather sad activity. The Sad Old Git Numpty has a ring to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R Mellie 0 Posted May 18, 2014 And no doubt everyone will also be pleased to know that the academy has also decided that the special lifetime total twonk award will be presented to crafty canary in recognition of being a cruel,odious and callous excuse for a Norwich City Football Club fan. Well done, you''re pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted May 18, 2014 This thread smells of turd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,718 Posted May 18, 2014 [quote user="Crafty Canary"]For those like Fuzzar and Kingston Yellow I should point out that as Chairman of the awarding committee it would be wholly poor form for me to even consider an award for myself.[/quote]The awarding committee hey Crafty.....now I wonder who they were ? [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R Mellie 0 Posted May 18, 2014 [quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]This thread smells of turd.[/quote]Quite right Bor, I think we may have found either Ipswich Crazys twin, or his Norwich counterpart... My money is on a Norwich counterpart...Which is shame, but of course every club has the embarrassing and cringeworthy contingent...often containing the Crafty and ''Wiz'' type of character.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted May 18, 2014 [quote user="Crafty Canary"]<BLOCKQUOTE><table width="85%"><tr><td class="txt4"><img src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>lappinitup wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4"><BLOCKQUOTE><table width="85%"><tr><td class="txt4"><img src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Bor Bor Bor wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4">Well, I can''t wait for the end of next season so I can see if I won one of these here numpties.</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE><br><br><br><br>Poor Crafty.......<br><br><img class="decoded" alt="http://queenbvintagestudios.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/226939268693389466_6smreduo_b2.jpg"src="http://queenbvintagestudios.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/226939268693389466_6smreduo_b2.jpg"><br></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><table width="85%"><tr><td class="txt4"><img src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>lappinitup wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4"><BLOCKQUOTE><table width="85%"><tr><td class="txt4"><img src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Bor Bor Bor wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4"></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE><br><br<BLOCKQUOTE><table width="85%"><tr><td class="txt4"><img src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>lappinitup wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4"><BLOCKQUOTE><table width="85%"><tr><td class="txt4"><img src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Bor Bor Bor wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4">Well, I can''t wait for the end of next season so I can see if I won one of these here numpties.</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE><br><br>[/quote]Good post. [Y]MEGALOL! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted May 18, 2014 I''ve just noticed Crafty is no longer claiming to be a doctor. Were you struck off? [^o)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duncan Edwards 2,218 Posted May 18, 2014 When he strucks off, perhaps he could take this thread with him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,718 Posted May 18, 2014 Not gone down as well as you thought by the look of things Crafty despite your attempts with numerous posts so do I take it that......[URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/narlakins/media/smilies/thgoodnight.gif.html][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/narlakins/smilies/thgoodnight.gif[/IMG][/URL] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites