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Inaugural Nelson Numpty Awards

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Yes, it''s the inaugural Annual Nelson Numpty awards for those posters who have been selected by the Academy for recognition of their contributions to the forum for the 2013/2014 season.

 

The Empty Vessel numpty is awarded to that voluminous contributor Nutty Nigel.

The His Master''s Voice numpty is awarded to Lappinitup.

The Back of House Management numpty is awarded to TIL1010.

The  Sarcastic Riposte numpty is awarded to Morty.

The Insincere Friendship numpty is awarded to your buddy Nutty Nigel.

The Blind Optimism numpty is awarded to Lake District Canary.

The Overseas Prattle numpty is awarded to Yankee Canary.

The Fag Packet Accounting numpty is awarded to Purple Canary.

The Coach Knows Best numpty is awarded to T.    

The Let''s Be Having You Forum Policing numpty is awarded to TIL1010.

The Wind Up numpty is awarded to Wiz.

 

No doubt, these prestigious awards will become much coveted in the years to come. Everyone will be pleased to know that the Academy has decided that boring, long-winded, blub-filled acceptance speeches are not allowed.

Well done to all this year''s inaugural numpties.  

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[quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]Well, I can''t wait for the end of next season so I can see if I won one of these here numpties.[/quote]You just need to disagree with Crafty''s anti-club bile and an award is guaranteed Bor.Not sure where the Nelson comes into it, as I don''t think Yankee, Purple or Wiz have ever set foot in the place.Poor Crafty.......http://queenbvintagestudios.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/226939268693389466_6smreduo_b2.jpg

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I''m deeply honoured. I thought most people had the good sense to completely ignore me or at least the sense to know when they are being wound up. I presume crafty will buy everyone on the aforementioned list a beer at the Nelson.

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[quote user="morty"]Knob.[/quote]

Sorry Morty, you will have to wait until the start of next season before you can begin to try and retain your award.

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[quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]Well, I can''t wait for the end of next season so I can see if I won one of these here numpties.  [/quote]

That''s the style Bor. If at first and all that.

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[quote user="T"]I''m deeply honoured. I thought most people had the good sense to completely ignore me or at least the sense to know when they are being wound up. I presume crafty will buy everyone on the aforementioned list a beer at the Nelson.[/quote]

The Academy is not interested in the reasons for your posts, just their content. Congratulations again on your success.

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[quote user="Crafty Canary"][quote user="morty"]Knob.[/quote]

Sorry Morty, you will have to wait until the start of next season before you can begin to try and retain your award.[/quote]I say it how I see it fella, you''re being a knob.[:)]

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For those like Fuzzar and Kingston Yellow I should point out that as Chairman of the awarding committee it would be wholly poor form for me to even consider an award for myself.

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[quote user="morty"][quote user="Crafty Canary"][quote user="morty"]Knob.[/quote]

Sorry Morty, you will have to wait until the start of next season before you can begin to try and retain your award.[/quote]I say it how I see it fella, you''re being a knob.[:)][/quote]

If you say it as you see it may I suggest you stop looking in the mirror?

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[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]Well, I can''t wait for the end of next season so I can see if I won one of these here numpties.[/quote]You just need to disagree with Crafty''s anti-club bile and an award is guaranteed Bor.Not sure where the Nelson comes into it, as I don''t think Yankee, Purple or Wiz have ever set foot in the place.Poor Crafty.......http://queenbvintagestudios.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/226939268693389466_6smreduo_b2.jpg

src="http://queenbvintagestudios.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/226939268693389466_6smreduo_b2.jpg">[/quote]

Your cod philosophy might result in a new category for next year. Actually make that two new awards as archiving posts from years back seems a rather sad activity. The Sad Old Git Numpty has a ring to it.

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And no doubt everyone will also be pleased to know that the academy has also decided that the special lifetime total twonk award will be presented to crafty canary in recognition of being a cruel,odious and callous excuse for a Norwich City Football Club fan.

Well done, you''re pathetic.

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[quote user="Crafty Canary"]For those like Fuzzar and Kingston Yellow I should point out that as Chairman of the awarding committee it would be wholly poor form for me to even consider an award for myself.[/quote]

The awarding committee hey Crafty.....now I wonder who they were ? [;)]

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[quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]This thread smells of turd.[/quote]

Quite right Bor, I think we may have found either Ipswich Crazys twin, or his Norwich counterpart... My money is on a Norwich counterpart...

Which is shame, but of course every club has the embarrassing and cringeworthy contingent...often containing the Crafty and ''Wiz'' type of character....

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[quote user="Crafty Canary"]<BLOCKQUOTE><table width="85%"><tr><td

class="txt4"><img

src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif">&nbsp;<strong>lappinitup

wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td

class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td

width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4"><BLOCKQUOTE><table

width="85%"><tr><td class="txt4"><img

src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif">&nbsp;<strong>Bor

Bor Bor wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td

class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td

width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4">Well, I can''t wait for the end

of next season so I can see if I won one of these here

numpties.</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE><br><br><br><br>Poor Crafty.......<br><br><img

class="decoded"

alt="http://queenbvintagestudios.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/226939268693389466_6smreduo_b2.jpg"src="http://queenbvintagestudios.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/226939268693389466_6smreduo_b2.jpg"><br></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><table width="85%"><tr><td

class="txt4"><img

src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif">&nbsp;<strong>lappinitup

wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td

class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td

width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4"><BLOCKQUOTE><table

width="85%"><tr><td class="txt4"><img

src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif">&nbsp;<strong>Bor

Bor Bor wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td

class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td

width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4"></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE><br><br<BLOCKQUOTE><table width="85%"><tr><td

class="txt4"><img

src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif">&nbsp;<strong>lappinitup

wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td

class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td

width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4"><BLOCKQUOTE><table

width="85%"><tr><td class="txt4"><img

src="/forums/pinkun/cs/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif">&nbsp;<strong>Bor

Bor Bor wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td

class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td

width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4">Well, I can''t wait for the end

of next season so I can see if I won one of these here

numpties.</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE><br><br>[/quote]Good post. [Y]MEGALOL! [:D]

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Not gone down as well as you thought by the look of things Crafty despite your attempts with numerous posts so do I take it that......

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