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It appears that somebody in the Lowestoft branch of Boots has performed a miracle by curing a wizard of his total deafness and christians from around the world will now be heading for said branch. If you need to collect your viagra prescription it''s probably better to head for Gorleston. Sadly though the new Messiah of Lowestoft hasn''t yet perfected their flip flopping spell yet.

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[quote user="InchY"]It appears that somebody in the Lowestoft branch of Boots has performed a miracle by curing a wizard of his total deafness and christians from around the world will now be heading for said branch. If you need to collect your viagra prescription it''s probably better to head for Gorleston. Sadly though the new Messiah of Lowestoft hasn''t yet perfected their flip flopping spell yet.[/quote]
It appears it''s not remotely funny.

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[quote user="InchY"]It appears that somebody in the Lowestoft branch of Boots has performed a miracle by curing a wizard of his total deafness and christians from around the world will now be heading for said branch. If you need to collect your viagra prescription it''s probably better to head for Gorleston. Sadly though the new Messiah of Lowestoft hasn''t yet perfected their flip flopping spell yet.[/quote]

 

1. Boots of Lowestoft DO NOT sell hearing aids, Boots of Norwich do.

 

2. Without a properly fittered aid, my tinitus condition blanks out most sounds, speech and music etc so ergo ''totally'' to me.

 

3. Behave.

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Lowestoft is a s4ithole

Just thought I''d throw that into the mix

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[quote user="Buh"]Lowestoft is a s4ithole Just thought I''d throw that into the mix[/quote]

 

100% Huzzah! [Y]

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