Oliver Tobias Johnson

[The Plastic Finder General 0]

He''s just been released by Guisely Town. Could do a job for us next season.

[Bury Green 0]

Hilarious.

[GrantsMoustache 0]

Oli Johnson had terrible luck with groin and stomach injuries and then had to get a PFA grant to have surgery on his knee and didn''t play for 18 months. So not really hilarious, feel sorry for him.

I had a quick google though and found an article which said he was on Guiseley''s retained list for next season.

Do you know what retained means? Because it doesn''t mean released.

[AndyCanary 0]

If only this forum had more GrantsMoustache''s and less like the OP. It''d be a much better place.

[The Plastic Finder General 0]

So, we could approach Guisely and sign him? You strike me as something of a dour dullard, Andycanary, a sourpuss if you will.

[AndyCanary 0]

I guess being an expert on dullness you''re a fine one to judge.

[Chip20 69]

[quote user="GrantsMoustache"]I had a quick google though and found an article which said he was on Guiseley''s retained list for next season.

Do you know what retained means? Because it doesn''t mean released.[/quote]Ooh...

[Herman 10,794]

Welcome back Mungo[:|]

[The Plastic Finder General 0]

Mungo?

I''m guessing Andy is a teacher (dull, few social skills, low self esteem so gets kicks by telling kids what to do, you know the sort). Have I got to look at the wall and think about what I''ve done?

[AndyCanary 0]

Ah.. you''re a child. Explains a lot. I''ll leave you to it.