Man Utd players struck down by illness

[MancCanary 0]

You couldn''t write it.. now half the Utd players are out of the Sunderland game due to illness according to Ian Abrahams on Twitter.

Lady luck, thou have forsaken Norwich City.

I know we''ve made our own luck by being terrible, but just when we need some good luck every factor on paper is going against us.

[Buh 0]

Yeah, "on the beach-itis" I think it''s called

Disgraceful.

[im spartacus canary 0]

They are probably also lacking match fitness after only playing in a friendly against the premier leagues version of san marino last week

[Splendid Rush 2]

Ian Abrahams is a fooking idiot. I have no idea how he keeps his job.