Tetteys Jig 830 Posted May 8, 2014 Come on... Own up!Wikipedia:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_van_Wolfswinkel#Norwich_City"It has since been discovered that Ricky Van Wolfswinkel was kidknapped by Somalian pirates in August 2013 after a successful debut and a clone created to cover their tracks. Following the best Somalian scientists faliure to programme a footballing brain into Rickys clone, they have been found out and a UK/ Dutch delegation including Stephen Fry, Danny Mills, Ken Monkou, Raymond De Waard and Chris Hughton has been sent to Somalia in May to negotiate his release." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Molly Windley 76 Posted May 8, 2014 Aqua Enviro Ltd ring a bell with anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted May 8, 2014 Pahaha, busted! It''s a slow afternoon :-D wonder how long it stays there until some killjoy comes along and edits it back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie Strayshun 0 Posted May 8, 2014 Well it''s no more inaccurate than what the Beeb were gushing about him back in September.....http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23909521 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted May 8, 2014 Strong and no nonsense?! Are we actually sure he hasn''t been kidknapped by somali pirates? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
It's Character Forming 1,160 Posted May 8, 2014 It''s on Wikipedia - it must be true ! Would explain a few things Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mutley 73 Posted May 8, 2014 This is awesome! Please do NOT edit. Could it be true? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,554 Posted May 8, 2014 [quote user="Jimmy Smith"]Come on... Own up!Wikipedia:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_van_Wolfswinkel#Norwich_City"It has since been discovered that Ricky Van Wolfswinkel was kidknapped by Somalian pirates in August 2013 after a successful debut and a clone created to cover their tracks. Following the best Somalian scientists faliure to programme a footballing brain into Rickys clone, they have been found out and a UK/ Dutch delegation including Stephen Fry, Danny Mills, Ken Monkou, Raymond De Waard and Chris Hughton has been sent to Somalia in May to negotiate his release."[/quote]If we have been paying RvW''s wages AND those of the clone it could explain why we didn''t spend much money in the January transfer window... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
