What will Brendan say to Neil before the game ?

[CANARYKING 708]

One liners please.

How about " best of luck, you''re going to need it "

[ZLF 335]

Ah - haaaa..

[The Butler 0]

She''s not coming onto the pitch at halftime is she?!

[can u sit down please 0]

Do you like my new teeth Neil?

[Phillip J Fry 0]

Hullo Neyul!

[JB 0]

Here is what Brendan will say to his team...`be careful lads these canaries have got the right `ump, they are going down and Ipswich are going up`.

[lappinitup 629]

[quote user="JB"]Here is what Brendan will say to his team...`be careful lads these canaries have got the right `ump, they are going down and Ipswich are going up`.[/quote]The only people who believe that are the binners themselves.....Back to your council tip binboy.

[The Butler 0]

[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="JB"]Here is what Brendan will say to his team...`be careful lads these canaries have got the right `ump, they are going down and Ipswich are going up`.[/quote]

The only people who believe that are the binners themselves.....

Back to your council tip binboy.
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That''s not exactly true Lapp

They have been UP S**T creek for sometime now

[CANARYKING 708]

[quote user="The Butler"]

[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="JB"]Here is what Brendan will say to his team...`be careful lads these canaries have got the right `ump, they are going down and Ipswich are going up`.[/quote]

The only people who believe that are the binners themselves.....

Back to your council tip binboy.
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That''s not exactly true Lapp

They have been UP S**T creek for sometime now

[/quote]back to the subject please girls

[Iwans Big Toe 382]

Did you ask the time Neil? Why it''s five past Norwich.

[im spartacus canary 0]

Brendan " when''s  kick off neil ? "Neil       " usually about every 10 minutes Brendan" [:D]

[My name is Robert Brompton 0]

"Good to see you are more positive than most of your supporters"

[Katie Borkins 1]

"What do they do in training Neyul?"

[Making Plans 957]

Hope you remembered to bring your abacus

[Google Bot 3,934]

"Still as we agreed? Good… We go easy for 85 minutes, you fail to score - then we grab a late goal - You look good, i get the points - perfect."

Shortly followed by Rodgers to dugout "You were right - he believed me LOLZ, owe you a fiver!"

[Mello Yello 2,572]

"Hey, you there, Adams! I am Brendan Rodgers, I am the elite manager of Liverpool FC.......You are about to receive a damn good thrashing in the sport that is called football.....I have a large portrait of myself in my home......I bet you haven''t a large portrait of yourself Neil Adams......because you only manage a ''two-bit rag tag and bobtail ickle football team''.......Now, from the onset of the first whistle at kick-off, I suggest that you, your ineffective coaching staff and your inexpensive substitutes, remain seated for the duration of the trouncing that you will suffer - and is about to unfold before you. Be aware that resistance will be futile. I want no distractions whilst I stand suited and booted with an air of supreme arrogance - and conduct the total annihilation of an inferior squad that is just an annoying fly to be swatted"......  

 

"Your ickle club''s support shall also remain silent and seated in this ridiculously small ''amphitheatre'' until the final whistle, so as not to attempt to drown out the true and loyal Red''s support that follow the visiting club - that is very soon to be crowned ''Champion''s of the English Premiership!''....."

 

"Take your seat in your losers dugout Neil Adams, be entertained, be amazed - and then be completely humbled as my Gladiator''s slay the peasants that dare to attempt and stall our ascent to victory and to our forthcoming appointment as.....Premiership Champions Elect!"

 

"Be gone Adams, and just be thankful that you are able to witness a footballing lesson......You may bow and tug your forelock towards me and the vising dugout at fulltime....I then must prepare what I must say to the eager media and MOTD 2.....Life can be so difficult at times when you''re an utter and complete success"....     

 

 

[Houston Canary 0]

No words.

He will extend his arm and slowly turn it with a "thumbs down" gesture. The visiting fans will roar their approval.

Let the games begin.

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[i hate 1p5wich 0]

we have the ref on our side neil

[mrs miggins 0]

''well it won''t suck itself''

[Dubai Mark 0]

Hi Neil, delighted on your appointment and in particular to see that Wiz has started a thread on the Pink-un message board backing you......ooh I wish I had that level of support at Anfield.............

[William Darby 0]

"Did you manage to find a tape measure?"

[Crafty Canary 547]

Has Ruddy had a good back massage?

[Europe_93 50]

Not saying I''m confident Neil, but I''ve brought Lawro & Hansen back for this one!!

[FCC 94]

You''re so poor we have to pretend your Milan to motivate ourselves!

[Crafty Canary 547]

Does your scoreboard go above 10?