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Katie Borkins

New Exhibit at Colchester Zoo

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Took my grandson to Colchester Zoo today, nineteen quid to get in for goodness sakes.Anyway, I was disturbed beyond words to see the following exhibit allowed to roam freely alongside the paying public.  I captured a shot of it in front of the elephant enclosure.  Are there any budding biologists on this here board who can help me identify what the hell this is?The creature had an unusual odour and a rather flambouyant chain around its neck which I presume was fake gold.  It answered to "Wilnis".

[img]http://s24.postimg.org/vuavxh0px/20140421_134402.jpg[/img][img]http://s23.postimg.org/n37je3e0r/20140421_122212.jpg[/img]

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Close. But It''s actually my love child from my fling with Jenkins'' mother. As much as I told her to let the kid make his own decisions, she insisted on him supporting her family team. As a result I haven''t spoken to him in years. I still see her, but only because she wears nothing when we meet and doesn''t mention the binners. He was a lost cause long ago. Much like her son, Jenkins.

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It''s a very rare blue sloth. Quite abundant until about ten years ago but numbers have declined drastically and now they''re in danger of extinction. The last few survivors are normally found close to the river Orwell in the Suffolk drain forest. They can be very noisy but generally quite timid if you approach them. It''s best not to go near them as they carry many diseases, often fatal to humans.

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The Slim-Fast Kid could have had an entire stand, he''d need it by the looks of things.

Mind you let''s give credit where it''s due, Ipswich Crazy appears to have some serious competition in the ''I lack chromosomes'' league.

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One can imagine Ipswich Crazy being safely under lock and key in Broadmore and sharing a cell with someone deeply desirable and fulfilling his every desire.

However bizarre they might be and let''s face it, that''s going to be very very bizarre.

The voices were really giving him some issues, oh yes, the Ipswich Crazy voices.

As for the plankton shown above, you''ll note the narrow forehead and compromised features, living proof of mankinds links to Neanderthals?

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[quote user="Ketts Rebel"]Could not resist another giggle........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GM2VWqd71c[/quote][:D]

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But which one, the Missing Link at the start or the eternally ''compromised'' Ipswich Crazy?

Good idea though, just imagine the sense of pride as you get to the top of Carrow Rd on a match day and there he stands, a full 12'' tall bronze Binner.

The protruding jawline, the narrow forehead, the fat fingers and an eternally confused look on his face.

Oh yes, just yes, this is the way forward folks, great idea.

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