FAO Morty

[im spartacus canary 0]

i already settled up one bet at work today on us going down i am hoping for the manchester bookmakers effect [:D]

[Katie Borkins 1]

If we stay up I will nail my scrotum to the City Hall clock tower.

[crabbycanary 2]

On the Big hand I hope Bor

[Katie Borkins 1]

[quote user="crabbycanary"]On the Big hand I hope Bor[/quote]Well blow me, I never realised the City Hall clock was related to Jeremy Beadle.

[morty 0]

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[crabbycanary 2]

Well how much do you think you have got now Nutty? it''s £6 from me at the mo.

[Kathy 733]

[quote user="crabbycanary"]Kathy, how many men do you let put their arms around you at once?[/quote]

These days anyone who wants to Crabby!

[William Darby 0]

Jeremy beadle had a little willy, but on the other hand...

[nutty nigel 7,509]

[quote user="crabbycanary"]Well how much do you think you have got now Nutty? it''s £6 from me at the mo.[/quote]

 

I make it £100 so far Crabby. But that will change on Sunday. I''ll be in the Nelson after the game. Failing that I can be emailed or paypal''d at Canaryeddie@aol.com

 

 

[nutty nigel 7,509]

If anyone would be so kind as to double check my figures I''d appreciate it. This is what I think this thread raised for the CSF : -

 

Nutty Nigel	If RVW fails to score from open play	£20	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every draw	£10	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every win	£25	Paid
LDC	Every goal scored by Hooper/RVW	£10
Yellowfuture	If we are relegated	£20	Paid
Lappinitup	Every goal scored £2	£4	Paid
I''m Spartacus	If we are relegated	£20
Crabby	Every goal we score £2	£4
Crabby	Every point we get	£2
	Total	£115

 

Notice Wooster paid for us winning a game even though we didn''t. He says that way he can still believe we are PL! Another great gesture thank you Wooster.

 

 

 

[nutty nigel 7,509]

I''ll try that again! Take two : -

 

Morty	If Palace finish above Norwich	£20	Paid
Nutty Nigel	If RVW fails to score from open play	£20	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every draw	£10	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every win	£25	Paid
LDC	Every goal scored by Hooper/RVW	£10
Yellowfuture	If we are relegated	£20	Paid
Lappinitup	Every goal scored £2	£4	Paid
I''m Spartacus	If we are relegated	£20
Crabby	Every goal we score £2	£4
Crabby	Every point we get	£2
	Total	£135

 

 

[lake district canary 4,531]

[quote user="nutty nigel"]

I''ll try that again! Take two : -

 

Morty	If Palace finish above Norwich	£20	Paid
Nutty Nigel	If RVW fails to score from open play	£20	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every draw	£10	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every win	£25	Paid
LDC	Every goal scored by Hooper/RVW	£10
Yellowfuture	If we are relegated	£20	Paid
Lappinitup	Every goal scored £2	£4	Paid
I''m Spartacus	If we are relegated	£20
Crabby	Every goal we score £2	£4
Crabby	Every point we get	£2
	Total	£135

 

[/quote]

Just sent by paypal.   Keep up the good work.

[nutty nigel 7,509]

Thanks LDC[:)]

 

Morty	If Palace finish above Norwich	£20	Paid
Nutty Nigel	If RVW fails to score from open play	£20	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every draw	£10	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every win	£25	Paid
LDC	Every goal scored by Hooper/RVW	£10	Paid
Yellowfuture	If we are relegated	£20	Paid
Lappinitup	Every goal scored £2	£4	Paid
I''m Spartacus	If we are relegated	£20
Crabby	Every goal we score £2	£4
Crabby	Every point we get	£2
	Total	£135

 

 

[PurpleCanary 5,554]

[quote user="nutty nigel"]

Thanks LDC[:)]

 

Morty	If Palace finish above Norwich	£20	Paid
Nutty Nigel	If RVW fails to score from open play	£20	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every draw	£10	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every win	£25	Paid
LDC	Every goal scored by Hooper/RVW	£10	Paid
Yellowfuture	If we are relegated	£20	Paid
Lappinitup	Every goal scored £2	£4	Paid
I''m Spartacus	If we are relegated	£20
Crabby	Every goal we score £2	£4
Crabby	Every point we get	£2
	Total	£135

 

 

[/quote]Nutty, I think you are due £10 from me for us having been relegated, it being one of my two pre-season predictions that we would stay up. I also bet more recently  that RvW would NOT score again at all. In any way. But I was sure my money was safe with that one...

[crabbycanary 2]

Just sent Nutty, via paypal

[im spartacus canary 0]

Just sent via paypal [:)]

[nutty nigel 7,509]

Thanks Purple, I think I''ve got everything listed now. And thanks Crabby and Sparto. This is how we finished up : -

 

Morty	If Palace finish above Norwich	£20	Paid
Nutty Nigel	If RVW fails to score from open play	£20	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every draw	£10	Paid
Wooster Canary	For every win	£25	Paid
LDC	Every goal scored by Hooper/RVW	£10	Paid
Yellowfuture	If we are relegated	£20	Paid
Lappinitup	Every goal scored £2	£4	Paid
I''m Spartacus	If we are relegated	£20	Paid
Crabby	Every goal we score £2	£4	Paid
Crabby	Every point we get	£2	Paid
Purple	If we are relegated	£10	In Transit
	Total	£145

 

So that''s £145 to the CSF which has meant a little good has come from a wretched season. I''m really proud to be part of this great community so another big thanks to you all.

 

Now in pre-season Ricky Martin will help us arrange a presentation from Rays Funds where we have already raised £506 for the CSF with one week left to try for more. If everyone is agreeable I''ll add in this £145 although list it seperately so we have one presentation that we all have the chance to attend. Or if you''d prefer I can just sent it seperately now. It''s up to you guys......