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Considering Elmander''s 0 in 20 strike rate, he is getting very close to finishing the season, and his time with us, with a duck. At least he has scored in some capacity, if you include the league cup. I was left wondering how often before that we have had strikers finish the season with no league goals. Does anyone have any stats or nominees for this undesirable achievement? Obviously there will be fringe players like Becchio who wont have scored due to lack of game time, so ud have to have a cut-off of having played around half of the games to be fair. Its worrying that if you dont count Elmanders league cup goals, and discount RvW''s solitary opening day goal, you could say that 75% of our strikeforce have never actually scored a goal for us. I know that if my aunt had balls she''d be my uncle (and that ironically my uncle is actually transgender), but its not a great deal of gymnastics required to make that statement true. They must be desperate to score a goal

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FCC : I am worried they may have forgotten how to celebrate.

very witty reply! "Hoolihan out......".

they have simply forgotten how to shoot, let alone score, or celebrate.

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