"... about as likely as...."

[RodneyTrottersFC 0]

Just for a laugh, what NCFC related similies can you think of to a safe bet. Here''s my own...

...as Johnson''s shot hitting row Z

...as Snoddy''s corner being poor

...as Turner giving away a free kick

...as Hughton setting himself up a question in his interview

what about not likelys?

...as Elmander getting the hattrick to beat Man C

...as Hughton getting manager of the month

...as Ip5h1t getting promoted