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Katie Borkins

Is Houghton Too Short?

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If he were a bit taller, or maybe bulked up a bit with some weights and flexed his muscles on the touch line, do you reckon he''d be more popular? I reckon he wants to get a couple of tattoos and maybe smoke a cigar in the dugout. Maybe one of them Bruce Willis vests when the weather''s a bit warmer.

I just reckon a taller manager would get more respect and would have us higher up the league table.

If you were an image consultant, what the dickens would you do?

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I''d buy him a good pair of lifts (those shoes that make the shorter man look taller with cleverly disguised high heels). Alternatively, he could spend the match standing on a box, or a pair of stilts.

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