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Our Style Under Hughton

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Our style under Hughton is miles better than under Lambert or any other previous manager. You only have to take a look at Antony Pilkington, who looked like a cast-off from Queens of the Stone Age when Lambert was here but now looks like a lean, mean shagging machine. Christ, under Lambert he was borderline Amish but now he''s a chiselled hunk of midfield rock and I bet he''s never accused of having "no end product" in the bedroom, hey ladies?

Redmond''s another one. When Lambert brought him in he looked like the guy from Different Strokes but now he''s a righteous dude. Hell yeah, he''s totally down with the ladies.

Only Snodgrass is still letting the side down with his sixth-form moustache and wrinkled forehead prematurely lowered from whinging repeatedly. We can get that fixed by ironing it out, or selling the twunt.

So in summary, get behind the team, keep believing, keep your chin up, worse things happen at sea, "can''t" is spelt "T-R-Y", the sun will come out tomorrow etc.

Cheers,

The real LDC

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They''re all handsome buggers though aren''t they? I remember Kenny Foggo, now there was a dish that my late wife, bless her, would have chipped me in for.  Bunny Larkin, that''s another one. Even Kevin Drinkell looked alright after a few pints and a couple of lines, not that I go near the stuff now dear oh no, not on a pension.

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[quote user="Leek District Canary"]Our style under Hughton is miles better than under Lambert or any other previous manager. You only have to take a look at Antony Pilkington, who looked like a cast-off from Queens of the Stone Age when Lambert was here but now looks like a lean, mean shagging machine. Christ, under Lambert he was borderline Amish but now he''s a chiselled hunk of midfield rock and I bet he''s never accused of having "no end product" in the bedroom, hey ladies?

Redmond''s another one. When Lambert brought him in he looked like the guy from Different Strokes but now he''s a righteous dude. Hell yeah, he''s totally down with the ladies.

Only Snodgrass is still letting the side down with his sixth-form moustache and wrinkled forehead prematurely lowered from whinging repeatedly. We can get that fixed by ironing it out, or selling the twunt.

So in summary, get behind the team, keep believing, keep your chin up, worse things happen at sea, "can''t" is spelt "T-R-Y", the sun will come out tomorrow etc.

Cheers,

The real LDC[/quote]

That is neither funny, clever or informative, its not even a good parody. A waste of time and effort......"boyo".

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It may not be funny from your perspective LDC .....but it most certainly is from mine ....as for being an inaccurate parody ........you are wrong again ...which makes it even funnier !!

Learn to smile at yourself a little ,, its not malicious ... just a little bit of fun :)

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I remember once Ade Akinbiyi scored a goal and took his shirt off and blow me if my old darling Elsie didn''t get wetter than the Thames Valley.  Which just goes to show she weren''t racialist neither.

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Our style under Hughton...like Primark fashion; doesn''t fit right and looks sh**e. Worse still, it''s coming apart at the seams. That''s when you realise you have wasted your money.

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[quote user="Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd"]It may not be funny from your perspective LDC .....but it most certainly is from mine ....as for being an inaccurate parody ........you are wrong again ...which makes it even funnier !! [/quote]

Says more about you than it does about me.  And it is inaccurate. Pathetic more like.

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What''s the point of looking good if it dont work?

Maybe Lambert had a bunch of ugly munters here, over-weight pie eaters perhaps, but they knew how to "throw the kitchen sink" at other teams when we needed a result. Some of the pretty-boys playing under Hughton dont....... and its results not looks thats gonna keep us up this season.

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lake district canary wrote the following post at 17/02/2014 9:46 PM:

Simple Jack wrote:

I think your incessant whining shows it''s cuttingly accurate!

As is your incessant trolling.............

Pot and Kettle seems to be the only thing that can be said here.

True colours shining through!

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[quote user="Leek District Canary"]Our style under Hughton is miles better than under Lambert or any other previous manager. You only have to take a look at Antony Pilkington, who looked like a cast-off from Queens of the Stone Age when Lambert was here but now looks like a lean, mean shagging machine. Christ, under Lambert he was borderline Amish but now he''s a chiselled hunk of midfield rock and I bet he''s never accused of having "no end product" in the bedroom, hey ladies?

Redmond''s another one. When Lambert brought him in he looked like the guy from Different Strokes but now he''s a righteous dude. Hell yeah, he''s totally down with the ladies.

Only Snodgrass is still letting the side down with his sixth-form moustache and wrinkled forehead prematurely lowered from whinging repeatedly. We can get that fixed by ironing it out, or selling the twunt.

So in summary, get behind the team, keep believing, keep your chin up, worse things happen at sea, "can''t" is spelt "T-R-Y", the sun will come out tomorrow etc.

Cheers,

The real LDC[/quote]Ha, good stuff![Y]

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[quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]I remember once Ade Akinbiyi scored a goal and took his shirt off and blow me if my old darling Elsie didn''t get wetter than the Thames Valley.  Which just goes to show she weren''t racialist neither.

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Good God, you really do post drivel on this MB, don''t you ? It''s not even remotely funny.

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[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Dunno what made me laugh more, the OP or when LDC got all upset and defensive !! :)Keep going , best thread of the week [/quote]Upset?  Defensive?  Its amazing what people read into things.  I just didn''t find it funny or particularly clever. People will laugh at anything these days.  I bet you even laugh at Michael Mcintyre..........

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