Big Vince 317 Posted January 16, 2014 I have it on good authority from within the club that should the Canaries find themselves behind at half-time then the CAP (Canary Action Plan) will swing into place. The CAP is as follows:3.50pm: Half-time whistle blows3.51pm: Mr Robert Chase starts to change into a tracksuit in an ante room just off the players tunnel3.53pm: Wearing a grey suit, Delia Smith storms out onto the pitch with a microphone to announce that Chrissy Hughton has been sacked.3.54pm: Delia Smith explains to the assembled Canary hordes that Mr Chase has been brought in on an emergency loan deal to the end of January to "sort out the dressing room" 4.00pm: Delia Smith leaves the centre circle to the thud of 26,000 Canary jaws crashing to the terrace floors4.02pm: Mr Chase appears in the tunnel and strides confidently out to take his rightful place in the technical area. Meanwhile, St John''s Ambulance are having extreme difficulty dealing with the huge number of broken jaws in the galleries.4.05pm: Teams reappear4.55pm: Final whistle blowsResult: Norwich City 6, Hull City 1 Elmander 5 (he''s a mate of Mr Chase''s) Van Wolfswinkel5.05pm: Mr Chase signs extended deal to the end of the season Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted January 16, 2014 Let''s hope they show all that on your computer screen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,656 Posted January 16, 2014 That was about as funny as Frankie Boyle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites