Koreacanary 0 Posted December 30, 2013 I sort of did, she was a Tottenham fan but she was very much an Ipswich fan also. I remember her dad phoning her and laughing about Norwich celebrating promotion from League One. It would have been difficult had I ever actually met him, I''ve always struggled to get on with Ipswich fans just because it is a pretty big obstacle. Nowadays, I almost ''nothing'' Ipswich because they''ve been poor for so many years. I don''t think I could ever date a ''proper'' Ipswich fan just because I don''t like non-Norwich fans talking s*** about us. Going out with a Man yoo fan from Southampton was much worse, I remember her telling me I would "never know" what it feels like to lose in the Champions League despite the fact that she had never even been to a game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 30, 2013 This is what can happen!! Take note though that the baby is pointing towards the green and yellow as if to say "I''m with her"! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warren Hill 0 Posted December 30, 2013 Now, I''m not saying that all marriages are unhappy, far from it. BUT..... It''s bad enough coming home from the football after you''ve lost when your Missus doesn''t know anything about football and offers up titbits like, "It''s only a game" or "There''s always next week". What about if she was SOOOO ignorant she was a scum supporter? Imagine, losing at home to that shower and then opening the front door, walking into the lounge to be confronted by a grinning binner!! "What was the score again love?" "Aw, better luck next time...it''s only a game..." - You''d throw your cat at the wall and kick your tea round the living room. Having a dirty blue and white scarf in the house, or worse still a replica shirt. No, it makes me feel sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,457 Posted December 30, 2013 I would if it was Becky Jago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,336 Posted December 30, 2013 I''ll bet if Becky Jago was available there''d be plenty on here who''d turn a blind eye.....[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,336 Posted December 30, 2013 Apologies FF................you beat me to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CDMullins 436 Posted December 30, 2013 [quote user="Koreacanary"]I sort of did, she was a Tottenham fan but she was very much an Ipswich fan also. I remember her dad phoning her and laughing about Norwich celebrating promotion from League One. It would have been difficult had I ever actually met him, I''ve always struggled to get on with Ipswich fans just because it is a pretty big obstacle. Nowadays, I almost ''nothing'' Ipswich because they''ve been poor for so many years. I don''t think I could ever date a ''proper'' Ipswich fan just because I don''t like non-Norwich fans talking s*** about us. Going out with a Man yoo fan from Southampton was much worse, I remember her telling me I would "never know" what it feels like to lose in the Champions League despite the fact that she had never even been to a game.[/quote]Are you twelve? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted December 30, 2013 Have a romantic evening inWine dine soft lights etc But suggest you both wear your respective club kits.Then when the evening has been consumated properly, turn to her and very gently say...That''s you like your team well and truly ............(fill in last bit!)[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted December 30, 2013 If she''s keen in the bedroom, perhaps you could get her to try the "Marcus Evans".That''s where you promise her the earth, buy all her possessions for a small sum of money, loan some of them back to her and sell most of the rest, all while constantly f@cking her up the ar$e. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,336 Posted December 30, 2013 [quote user="Mister Chops"]If she''s keen in the bedroom, perhaps you could get her to try the "Marcus Evans".That''s where you promise her the earth, buy all her possessions for a small sum of money, loan some of them back to her and sell most of the rest, all while constantly f@cking her up the ar$e.[/quote][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted December 30, 2013 [quote user="Kathy "]First thing I ask them.[/quote]Should this not be in the past tense ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 30, 2013 Lets face it, if she had a cracking pair of walters, who would care? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted December 30, 2013 Better an Ipswich fan from Ipswich than a Chelsea or Liverpool fan from Norwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted December 30, 2013 [quote user="Chunky Norwich"]Better an Ipswich fan from Ipswich than a Chelsea or Liverpool fan from Norwich. [/quote]Are you really sure about that Chunky ? [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted December 30, 2013 Afraid so, Til. Personally I have more respect for any local fan (even those from Ipswich) than a glory-hunter. I grew up right on the border between Norfolk-Suffolk and enjoyed plenty of banter between us and Them. However this banter was reasoned and tongue-in-cheek compared to the arrogant, condescending Arsenal and Man Utd ''fans'' in my school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted December 30, 2013 It all depends on who you are dating ![URL=http://s107.photobucket.com/user/SwindonCanary/media/1P5WICHLADIES.jpg.html][IMG]http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/SwindonCanary/1P5WICHLADIES.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted December 30, 2013 There''s a fair share of chubby munters in that lot Swindon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted December 30, 2013 Also a few crackers ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted December 30, 2013 The bearded one keeps winking at me. [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted December 31, 2013 [quote user="TIL 1010"]There''s a fair share of chubby munters in that lot Swindon.[/quote]You should be in with a shot then Mr. Tilson. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted December 31, 2013 [quote user="YankeeCanary"][quote user="TIL 1010"]There''s a fair share of chubby munters in that lot Swindon.[/quote]You should be in with a shot then Mr. Tilson. [:D][/quote]I suppose living over The Pond in obese HQ maybe I should take notes from you then Yankee ? [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted December 31, 2013 [quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="YankeeCanary"][quote user="TIL 1010"]There''s a fair share of chubby munters in that lot Swindon.[/quote]You should be in with a shot then Mr. Tilson. [:D][/quote]I suppose living over The Pond in obese HQ maybe I should take notes from you then Yankee ? [:P][/quote]Quite agree! You''d have an even bigger shot over here. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted December 31, 2013 [quote user=" Zak Van Cartman"]The bearded one keeps winking at me. [:$][/quote]Are you sure that''s not just the centre-forward doing a handstand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonzey 0 Posted December 31, 2013 I once ''dated'' a girl who lived in Ipswich. From her flat you could see Portaloo Road, and even though she reckons she wasn''t a fan I did find ITFC merchandise dotted about the place. I quickly came to conclusion that ''dating'' is one of many things more important than football. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,281 Posted December 31, 2013 Can you ever hate an Ipswich fan? There, that''s better...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites