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Great looks like Brewster gets to squander his millions and we are bringing in someone who makes Grant Holt look like slimer of the week. Really disapointed by this prospect, hes going to be another bench warmer seeing out the golden days of his contract.Does this signing reminded you of the last Newcastle cast out we signed, Fatty Matty Patty ?? Hurry up and fire this donkey so we can actually get some decent players in who can cross a bleeding ball. Or better still...SOMEONE WHO HAS SOME KIND OF TACTICAL NONSEAnyway from my observations[img]http://www.pinkun.com/polopoly_fs/gutierrez_1_3202540!image/847088862.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/847088862.jpg[/img]Popular WWE wrestler and all round pie eater, Big Showhttp://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/156/711/bigshow_display_image.jpg?1266121435City soon to be New boy, "JONAS THE GUTierezz" ( And there are many more gags based around him being a biblical Jonas as well! )

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[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]We will be top 10 after this signing I have no doubt..

( in the Championship )[/quote]Bring back Steve Morison [:D]

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Lets face it, Id even have sympathy for Capt Useless himself in our current senario. It would be like playing with 9 men instead of the usual 10.

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[quote user="Bethnal Yellow and Green"]And well done on finding a picture from over two years ago - and some clever puns. Did you mum help you with them or did you do it all by yourself?[/quote]No your mum helped me.

FYI its the picture from the front page of the pinkun story, make your own mind up on thier opinion based around the infamous Theodroplacross pictures ;)Not so funny now are we ;)

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[quote user="Canary On The Wire"]He''s a 183cm male who weighs 73kgThat puts his BMI at 21.8, which is at a perfectly balanced normal weight on the index.Really funny post again, bravo[/quote]Ah my internet lover , i knew it was only a matter of time until you had to come in here to hump my leg.Down boy.

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Lets face it we might as well have kept Kamara given whats happened.The new (old) fella can''t make the toon first team so wtf are we going to do with him? Maybe Becchio and him can play conkers or something, pathetic!!!

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[quote user="Carra Rud"]Lets face it we might as well have kept Kamara given whats happened.The new (old) fella can''t make the toon first team so wtf are we going to do with him? Maybe Becchio and him can play conkers or something, pathetic!!![/quote]That actually made me spit tea on my keyboard, nice one :D

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[quote user="Canary On The Wire"]Just enjoying putting you in your place, not that that''s particularly taxing[/quote]when was that ? I failed to notice. All I see is me slaying you with witty retorts that sail higher over your head than a Bradley Johnson 25 yard shot.

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[quote user="Kolin Kob"]ridiculous post.https://twitter.com/elgalgojonas/status/340277217009487872/photo/1. yeah, what a lardass! Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic to be slating a clearly non-fat player for being fat before he''s even played a game.[/quote]To be fair that was taken in May last year a lot of pork pies can be consumed and thus lard generated in 8 months just ask Holty [:D]

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A few opinions of Newcastle fans seem to be that he is a tireless battler with impressive stamina.

So mistaking the players powerful build with being overweight proberbly wasn''t the best choice of attack.

I see another thread on here is titled "cyan hughton handle the pressure" ... Lord knows some of our fans can''t.

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I get the impression that Nexus is a bit of a noisy WUM who thinks he is cleverer than he is.

To me this is a pretty ideal signing to help cope with our current injury list - an experienced Prem loanee who can play wide or centrally. Not sure who/what else Nexus was hoping for.

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[quote user="Carra Rud"][quote user="Kolin Kob"]ridiculous post.https://twitter.com/elgalgojonas/status/340277217009487872/photo/1. yeah, what a lardass! Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic to be slating a clearly non-fat player for being fat before he''s even played a game.[/quote]To be fair that was taken in May last year a lot of pork pies can be consumed and thus lard generated in 8 months just ask Holty [:D][/quote]7th January - still not fat: https://twitter.com/elgalgojonas/status/420664554449031168/photo/1

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[quote user="Kolin Kob"][quote user="Carra Rud"][quote user="Kolin Kob"]ridiculous post.https://twitter.com/elgalgojonas/status/340277217009487872/photo/1. yeah, what a lardass! Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic to be slating a clearly non-fat player for being fat before he''s even played a game.[/quote]To be fair that was taken in May last year a lot of pork pies can be consumed and thus lard generated in 8 months just ask Holty [:D][/quote]7th January - still not fat: https://twitter.com/elgalgojonas/status/420664554449031168/photo/1[/quote]Now he looks decidedly lightweight!

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[quote user="I.S."]I get the impression that Nexus is a bit of a noisy WUM who thinks he is cleverer than he is.

To me this is a pretty ideal signing to help cope with our current injury list - an experienced Prem loanee who can play wide or centrally. Not sure who/what else Nexus was hoping for.[/quote]Then you are wrong because I am far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.

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[quote user="Carra Rud"][quote user="Kolin Kob"][quote user="Carra Rud"][quote user="Kolin Kob"]ridiculous post.https://twitter.com/elgalgojonas/status/340277217009487872/photo/1. yeah, what a lardass! Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic to be slating a clearly non-fat player for being fat before he''s even played a game.[/quote]To be fair that was taken in May last year a lot of pork pies can be consumed and thus lard generated in 8 months just ask Holty [:D][/quote]7th January - still not fat: https://twitter.com/elgalgojonas/status/420664554449031168/photo/1[/quote]Now he looks decidedly lightweight![/quote]

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_black_make_you_look_skinny_or_fat?#slide=1
" 5
Introduce a little black into your wardrobe.

Black has a slimming effect and can look especially nice on trousers,

skirts, and dresses. Do not overdo it, however. Too much black can

easily create a drab, depressing look, so you should pair it with other

colors.

"

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Great response Nexus! Of course, seeing as you don''t know who I am that makes your statement about as intellectual as the rest of your posts.

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Some of you bashers are just ridiculous. Give the lad a chance. Chop his leg off and he''s still probably better than Bradley 9% pass rate Johnson. Fools.

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[quote user="I.S."]Great response Nexus! Of course, seeing as you don''t know who I am that makes your statement about as intellectual as the rest of your posts.[/quote]Did it ever occur to you that i dont care who you are ?Unless you have the power to fire Hootan I really dont care.But if we are chest beating, you dont know who I am either.... ( oh god this is lame )

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