WalthamCanary 0 Posted January 14, 2014 to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart, as sung by Newcastle fans wanting to keep hold of Cabaye last season (keep the club''s Newcastle theme going why not).......................................... "Don''t sell my Han, My Wesley HoolahanI don''t think Hughton understandsAnd if you see my HanMy Wesley HoolahanYou gonna have a riot on your hands"......................or last line of "you gonna lose another Norwich fan" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted January 14, 2014 [quote user="WalthamCanary"]to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart, as sung by Newcastle fans wanting to keep hold of Cabaye last season (keep the club''s Newcastle theme going why not).......................................... "Don''t sell my Han, My Wesley HoolahanI don''t think Hughton understandsAnd if you see my HanMy Wesley HoolahanYou gonna have a riot on your hands"......................or last line of "you gonna lose another Norwich fan"[/quote]Let''s grow up,My fellow yellow pup,I don''t think you kids understand,If you see the ''Han''In his removal van,Its best to let him go and then move on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delias Love Child 0 Posted January 14, 2014 [quote user="lake district canary"][quote user="WalthamCanary"]to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart, as sung by Newcastle fans wanting to keep hold of Cabaye last season (keep the club''s Newcastle theme going why not).......................................... "Don''t sell my Han, My Wesley HoolahanI don''t think Hughton understandsAnd if you see my HanMy Wesley HoolahanYou gonna have a riot on your hands"......................or last line of "you gonna lose another Norwich fan"[/quote]Let''s grow up,My fellow yellow pup,I don''t think you kids understand,If you see the ''Han''In his removal van,Its best to let him go and then move on. [/quote]Deary deary me,oh deary deary meYet more guff from L-D-C,I wonder when he willStop spouting all his swillAnd realise he''s in a minority Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mervmeister 18 Posted January 14, 2014 If we get over £2m for him I''ll drive him there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted January 14, 2014 [quote user="ncfctilidie1080"][quote user="lake district canary"][quote user="WalthamCanary"]to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart, as sung by Newcastle fans wanting to keep hold of Cabaye last season (keep the club''s Newcastle theme going why not).......................................... "Don''t sell my Han, My Wesley HoolahanI don''t think Hughton understandsAnd if you see my HanMy Wesley HoolahanYou gonna have a riot on your hands"......................or last line of "you gonna lose another Norwich fan"[/quote]Let''s grow up,My fellow yellow pup,I don''t think you kids understand,If you see the ''Han''In his removal van,Its best to let him go and then move on. [/quote]Deary deary me,oh deary deary meYet more guff from L-D-C,I wonder when he willStop spouting all his swillAnd realise he''s in a minority[/quote]You can take the mickBut my skin is really thickI''m really made of sterner stuff,Wes may go awayTo find a big pay dayAnd I''ll still be here talking guff.Tuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
splutcho 173 Posted January 14, 2014 It''s like a really camp rap battle! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delias Love Child 0 Posted January 14, 2014 [quote user="lake district canary"][quote user="ncfctilidie1080"][quote user="lake district canary"][quote user="WalthamCanary"]to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart, as sung by Newcastle fans wanting to keep hold of Cabaye last season (keep the club''s Newcastle theme going why not).......................................... "Don''t sell my Han, My Wesley HoolahanI don''t think Hughton understandsAnd if you see my HanMy Wesley HoolahanYou gonna have a riot on your hands"......................or last line of "you gonna lose another Norwich fan"[/quote]Let''s grow up,My fellow yellow pup,I don''t think you kids understand,If you see the ''Han''In his removal van,Its best to let him go and then move on. [/quote]Deary deary me,oh deary deary meYet more guff from L-D-C,I wonder when he willStop spouting all his swillAnd realise he''s in a minority[/quote]You can take the mickBut my skin is really thickI''m really made of sterner stuff,Wes may go awayTo find a big pay dayAnd I''ll still be here talking guff.Tuff.[/quote]That was kinda gooddid you learn it in the hoodI think you can do much bettersWe know that in the endYou''ll finally start to bendAnd join us bunch of pant wetters.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1canary 0 Posted January 14, 2014 Best thread for some time! Even if LDC''s efforts start badly and get steadily worse [;)]I think the OP''s original one is very good - not to mention that i fully agree with the sentiment! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
!M.u.s.t.a.r.d_M.a.t.t.e.r.s! 0 Posted January 14, 2014 We can all moan and curseFor better or for worseAnd often debate a silly rumourAt times this site''s the pitPacked full with loads of squitThankfully redeemed by splendid humour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redders Right Foot 22 Posted January 14, 2014 good chant, but I don''t think hughton is looking to sell wes. I think this will be better suited for Pilks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted January 14, 2014 [quote user="a1canary"]Best thread for some time! Even if LDC''s efforts start badly and get steadily worse [;)]I think the OP''s original one is very good - not to mention that i fully agree with the sentiment! [/quote]We''re all the same,Isn''t it a shame,A bunch of keyboard warriors on the loose,We''re always talking sh*te,Way into the night,We really ain''t got no excuse.[:(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monty13 2,229 Posted January 14, 2014 I''m curious, what enrages you so much LDC about a supporter expressing his desire to keep a player who in some peoples opinion is still one of our better ones? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WalthamCanary 0 Posted January 14, 2014 Never thought this would turn into a chant slam off but that''s clearly how you boys roll. I''m off to Fulham now to go and watch some of our lost souls play some first team football. "He''s gonna play the Fox Davey Davey Fox..............." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted January 14, 2014 [quote user="Monty13"]I''m curious, what enrages you so much LDC about a supporter expressing his desire to keep a player who in some peoples opinion is still one of our better ones?[/quote]Who said I was enraged? [:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,456 Posted January 14, 2014 Loving the camp rap battle [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielHammond 0 Posted January 14, 2014 This is the best thing that''s been on the forum for weeks! Haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWC 239 Posted January 14, 2014 Come on lads don''t fightits the FA cup tonightI just can''t take it anymore.And if Wolf and Hooper startand try and play their partI''m sure at least that one of them will score! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monty13 2,229 Posted January 14, 2014 Well it took you less than 6 mins to spot the thread, read it, then compose a put down song as the first reply telling a fellow supporter to grow up and move on who was simply expressing his desire to keep a player who is another teams target. Why so touchy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted January 14, 2014 [quote user="Monty13"]Well it took you less than 6 mins to spot the thread, read it, then compose a put down song as the first reply telling a fellow supporter to grow up and move on who was simply expressing his desire to keep a player who is another teams target. Why so touchy?[/quote]Ok, I wasn''t enraged, but the idea seemed to me to be a tad childish. As it was a rhyme I just answered it with a rhyme. At worst it was a bit of fun, even if I did give it an edge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josh 0 Posted January 14, 2014 Please wake me upwhen we stop playing guffI just can''t take it anymorecos I''ll be lying on the floortrying not to snoreand praying Wolfie will finally score Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,456 Posted January 14, 2014 I''ve just seen the teamIt''s not quite a dreamIt''s more like a nightmare come to lifeWe''re never going to win This crap is wearing thinI think I''ll go upstars and **** the wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,456 Posted January 14, 2014 *upstairs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites