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I saw a Norwich City flag blowing down the street this morning.An Omen perhaps, but what of I couldn''t say.Anyway, I lost a pot plant and the emergency services have been alerted.

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[quote user="Herman "]My pants dried superfast.Bonus[Y][/quote]

I put some clean ones on when Mrs Ricardo said there would be a massive blow job at about 1 am.When I woke up this morning I found to my disappointment that neither Dorothy nor Toto had ever left Kansas.

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[quote user="Herman "]I''m in the moist, but not wet, pants gang.[/quote]


That''s just how most of the birds in my retirement home feel whenever I walk past to fetch another digestive.

 

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[quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]

[quote user="Herman "]I''m in the moist, but not wet, pants gang.[/quote]

That''s just how most of the birds in my retirement home feel whenever I walk past to fetch another digestive.

 

[/quote]You didn''t experience the massive blow job during the night then, Bor?

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[quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]

[quote user="Herman "]I''m in the moist, but not wet, pants gang.[/quote]


That''s just how most of the birds in my retirement home feel whenever I walk past to fetch another digestive.

 

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Bor, is there any truth in the rumour that all you old geezers in the home get Viagra every night to stop you rolling out of bed? [;)]

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