NCFC for life 1993- 0 Posted November 7, 2013 Now is the time...cometh the hour cometh the good lady. We need her more than ever....on the pitch on saturday in front of the tv cameras...before kick off ....COME ON LETS BE AVIN YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*** 0 Posted November 7, 2013 [quote user="NCFC for life 1993-"]Now is the time...cometh the hour cometh the good lady. We need her more than ever....on the pitch on saturday in front of the tv cameras...before kick off ....COME ON LETS BE AVIN YOU![/quote] Good God no, never again![:@] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fotheringay 1 Posted November 7, 2013 [quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="NCFC for life 1993-"]Now is the time...cometh the hour cometh the good lady. We need her more than ever....on the pitch on saturday in front of the tv cameras...before kick off ....COME ON LETS BE AVIN YOU![/quote] Good God no, never again![:@][/quote]Oh yes please!..... only this time, as before, she is well primed beforehand with a good glass of Sauvignon........ and she is facing the players as they come out and not the supporters! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andyc24_uk 58 Posted November 7, 2013 Just get the video from the last time and play it on repeat in the dressing room and Hughton''s office, with the promise that if results don''t improve she''ll be handed the keys to the wine cellar and then unleashed again... Should be enough to scare them into Champions League qualification! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 151 Posted November 7, 2013 From tape, instead of the goal music? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie Strayshun 0 Posted November 7, 2013 Brilliant, Andy. Made me chuckle.The very idea of Delia lurching out of the cellar towards me, bottle of Bordeaux in hand , certainly would make ME look to my laurels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted November 7, 2013 I wouldn''t mind some swearing as well, it needs to be epic, more epic than before.........perhaps even some light racism thrown into the mix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted November 7, 2013 [quote user="fotheringay"]Oh yes please!..... only this time, ....//.... she is facing the players as they come out and not the supporters![/quote]Made me ROFL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*** 0 Posted November 7, 2013 Maybe if she stripped too I would reconsider my objections...........plus a pole dance thrown in for good measure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted November 7, 2013 [quote user="First Wizard"]Maybe if she stripped too I would reconsider my objections...........plus a pole dance thrown in for good measure.[/quote]No just no, stop it before ping pong balls are mentioned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted November 7, 2013 [quote user="First Wizard"]Maybe if she stripped too I would reconsider my objections...........plus a pole dance thrown in for good measure.[/quote]You''d have to be there to see it, Sky would cut to the Pundits... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 151 Posted November 7, 2013 Actually, it would be more fun if she paraded Quagliarella at HT, after signing him for 750,000 pounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie Strayshun 0 Posted November 7, 2013 Wiz , you are just adding to the evidence that there is something mentally disturbed about you, if you are going on a public forum, advocating that a 72 year old woman should do a striptease in front of 27,000 people in the open air in November....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted November 7, 2013 [quote user="Reggie Strayshun"] advocating that a 72 year old woman should do a striptease in front of 27,000 people in the open air in November.......[/quote]Not altogether out the question at the Newcastle match but they''re a lot tougher up there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCFC for life 1993- 0 Posted November 7, 2013 Delia walks onto the pitch Saturday parading Darren Huckerby part 2....as our new attacking coach. Trollope and calderwood sacked pitch side and Huckerbys sheer presence spurs the team on to victory! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*** 0 Posted November 7, 2013 [quote user="Reggie Strayshun"]Wiz , you are just adding to the evidence that there is something mentally disturbed about you, if you are going on a public forum, advocating that a 72 year old woman should do a striptease in front of 27,000 people in the open air in November.......[/quote] Maybe Reggie, but I just don''t care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted November 7, 2013 [quote user="First Wizard"]Maybe if she stripped too I would reconsider my objections............[/quote] I''ve always had a soft spot for her.....gerrem orf! You can always dream Wiz...... Dream on Wiz, you dirty old perv, go take a run and jump..... Where are you Wiz? Let''s be having you! [:S] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie Strayshun 0 Posted November 8, 2013 In another thread, Houston warns of the ravaging effect that mixing alcohol and football can have on the body.As evidence he could do a lot worse than pointing out that pictures 5 and 2 of Lapp''s pastiche are of the same woman, but that number 5 was taken best part of seven years BEFORE number 2 . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOO 0 Posted November 8, 2013 First Wizard wrote the following post at 07/11/2013 11:45 AM:Maybe if she stripped too I would reconsider my objections...........plus a pole dance thrown in for good measure. Ha ha ha, I hope you have a fertile imagination Wiz! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites