ferthebeast 0 Posted October 17, 2013 Hi Guys just wanted to introduce myself for the forum. I have been reading posts now for a few years but have never got round to registering but thought I''d finally come out of the shadows. I''ve had a season ticket for Norwich since we won Division 1 and regularly travel away as much as money, work, time allows me! I hope that my views aren''t to bad and offend anybody on here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nolly 0 Posted October 17, 2013 welcome to the mad world of this forum, the things some people get called on here I wouldn''t be too worried about offending anyone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted October 17, 2013 Binner! Pant Wetter! Pompous!just getting them in before anyone else does....Welcome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,347 Posted October 17, 2013 Welcome Fetherbeast, just ignore the trolls. I''m sure you already know who they are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ferthebeast 0 Posted October 17, 2013 Jas you did just make me giggle! Haha yes I do have a fairly good idea Ricardo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted October 17, 2013 What was your previous account name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sussexyellow 55 Posted October 17, 2013 Jas forgot "Plastic" so I will throw that one in as well. Welcome and I look forward to exchanging views with you. Below a list of the forum rules that were passed on to me after my first post, think they may originate from Pete. Rules 16 and 17 should be followed carefully and I will slap myself as required under rule 18.1. First rule of pinkun is that you don’t talk about pinkun2. Second rule of pinkun is that, you don’t talk about pinkun3. If a post reaches the bottom of the page a new tread must be started4. If rule 3 is not followed and a thread reaches page 2, don’t panic but inform a moderator5. Any stupid post will immediately be mocked by a classic one liner from Mello6. Any intelligent post will be treated with suspicion and distain7. Rumours must not be accompanied by source8. Asking for source will result in a witty remark about ketchup9. CanaryPurple will tell you everything you need to know about finances10. If you say you think a manager or player will leave you are a binner11. If you say you think a manger or player will stay you are deluded12. Incorrect gossip posted as fact results in a 1 month ban13. The ban noted in rule 12 can be reduced to 1 day on appeal apparently14. Your opinion only counts if you attend every home and away game regardless of work15. An inner circle exists but follows the same rules 1 and 2 of this list16. Trolls must be fed, always17. Speling miztakes must b reported to the original postar immediantly18. Unfunny posts regarding fake rules of the message board will not be tolerated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenerationA47 748 Posted October 17, 2013 Ridiculous OP, how many times have we seen this thread or ones like it? Don''t start a new oneI''m kidding, welcome: good to have another ferthed friend on board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ferthebeast 0 Posted October 17, 2013 Sussex I believe you forgot that to be a Norwich fan you have to live in Carrow Road, well according to Waveny anyway from what I''ve read on here. And I''ve never had a previous account this is my first Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sussexyellow 55 Posted October 17, 2013 [quote user="ferthebeast"]Sussex I believe you forgot that to be a Norwich fan you have to live in Carrow Road, well according to Waveny anyway from what I''ve read on here. And I''ve never had a previous account this is my first[/quote]A bit harsh FerTB - I am sure he would allow Geoffrey Watling Way as well. But from 160 miles away I clearly have not got a prayer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ferthebeast 0 Posted October 17, 2013 Well I do live in a flat just over the river from Carrow Road so I may be just to far out but I don''t know!? Am I a loyal enough fan Waveney? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bws Cat 0 Posted October 17, 2013 Welcome to the forum.Go to your local inner circle recruitment centre and join the cause. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted October 17, 2013 Why are you calling out WaveyGravy Canary? More than once??It''s almost like WC created a new poster to draw more attention to himself. . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fat Nat 0 Posted October 17, 2013 I agree Houston I think it is that blooming waveney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dubai Mark 0 Posted October 17, 2013 Welcome and enjoy being part of the board rather than simpy a spectator, it takes time to get into and god know how long to get accepted, BUT its actually fun if you have a thick skin and try not to get dragged into arguments about Wiz and dont bite when your grammar and spelling mistakes are highlighted! OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted October 17, 2013 obviously city 1st trying to reinvent herself as a non pompous friendly person... i will not be fooled the mask will slip in time [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doctorsleep 0 Posted October 17, 2013 The pompous gene will reveal itself if it is there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted October 17, 2013 Welcome aboard FTB, you''ll fit in well if you are happy to start a new thread despite there being dozens of similarly titled threads already..[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted October 17, 2013 yes the cut off point is 3 years if you can''t find a similar thread in that time frame feel free to start your own [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brightside 0 Posted October 18, 2013 [quote user="Sussexyellow"]Jas forgot "Plastic" so I will throw that one in as well. Welcome and I look forward to exchanging views with you. Below a list of the forum rules that were passed on to me after my first post, think they may originate from Pete. Rules 16 and 17 should be followed carefully and I will slap myself as required under rule 18.1. First rule of pinkun is that you don’t talk about pinkun2. Second rule of pinkun is that, you don’t talk about pinkun3. If a post reaches the bottom of the page a new tread must be started4. If rule 3 is not followed and a thread reaches page 2, don’t panic but inform a moderator5. Any stupid post will immediately be mocked by a classic one liner from Mello6. Any intelligent post will be treated with suspicion and distain7. Rumours must not be accompanied by source8. Asking for source will result in a witty remark about ketchup9. CanaryPurple will tell you everything you need to know about finances10. If you say you think a manager or player will leave you are a binner11. If you say you think a manger or player will stay you are deluded12. Incorrect gossip posted as fact results in a 1 month ban13. The ban noted in rule 12 can be reduced to 1 day on appeal apparently14. Your opinion only counts if you attend every home and away game regardless of work15. An inner circle exists but follows the same rules 1 and 2 of this list16. Trolls must be fed, always17. Speling miztakes must b reported to the original postar immediantly18. Unfunny posts regarding fake rules of the message board will not be tolerated[/quote] Excellent!!Can I add19. You must post at least once on the Fabio Quagliarella thread (currently 77 pages and counting). The more irrelevent the better. 20. When replying to Waveney you must include your four digit location coordinates so that he may judge you on your plasticness. 21. A second and third posting alias is needed to reply and back up to your own posts. This is called Wizzing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*** 0 Posted October 18, 2013 [quote user="Brightside"][quote user="Sussexyellow"]Jas forgot "Plastic" so I will throw that one in as well. Welcome and I look forward to exchanging views with you. Below a list of the forum rules that were passed on to me after my first post, think they may originate from Pete. Rules 16 and 17 should be followed carefully and I will slap myself as required under rule 18.1. First rule of pinkun is that you don’t talk about pinkun2. Second rule of pinkun is that, you don’t talk about pinkun3. If a post reaches the bottom of the page a new tread must be started4. If rule 3 is not followed and a thread reaches page 2, don’t panic but inform a moderator5. Any stupid post will immediately be mocked by a classic one liner from Mello6. Any intelligent post will be treated with suspicion and distain7. Rumours must not be accompanied by source8. Asking for source will result in a witty remark about ketchup9. CanaryPurple will tell you everything you need to know about finances10. If you say you think a manager or player will leave you are a binner11. If you say you think a manger or player will stay you are deluded12. Incorrect gossip posted as fact results in a 1 month ban13. The ban noted in rule 12 can be reduced to 1 day on appeal apparently14. Your opinion only counts if you attend every home and away game regardless of work15. An inner circle exists but follows the same rules 1 and 2 of this list16. Trolls must be fed, always17. Speling miztakes must b reported to the original postar immediantly18. Unfunny posts regarding fake rules of the message board will not be tolerated[/quote] Excellent!!Can I add19. You must post at least once on the Fabio Quagliarella thread (currently 77 pages and counting). The more irrelevent the better. 20. When replying to Waveney you must include your four digit location coordinates so that he may judge you on your plasticness. 21. A second and third posting alias is needed to reply and back up to your own posts. This is called Wizzing! [/quote] Contary to popular PU mythology Brightside, I only have 1 registration on here.................check with the mods if you doubt me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warren Hill 0 Posted October 18, 2013 [quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="Brightside"][quote user="Sussexyellow"]Jas forgot "Plastic" so I will throw that one in as well. Welcome and I look forward to exchanging views with you. Below a list of the forum rules that were passed on to me after my first post, think they may originate from Pete. Rules 16 and 17 should be followed carefully and I will slap myself as required under rule 18.1. First rule of pinkun is that you don’t talk about pinkun2. Second rule of pinkun is that, you don’t talk about pinkun3. If a post reaches the bottom of the page a new tread must be started4. If rule 3 is not followed and a thread reaches page 2, don’t panic but inform a moderator5. Any stupid post will immediately be mocked by a classic one liner from Mello6. Any intelligent post will be treated with suspicion and distain7. Rumours must not be accompanied by source8. Asking for source will result in a witty remark about ketchup9. CanaryPurple will tell you everything you need to know about finances10. If you say you think a manager or player will leave you are a binner11. If you say you think a manger or player will stay you are deluded12. Incorrect gossip posted as fact results in a 1 month ban13. The ban noted in rule 12 can be reduced to 1 day on appeal apparently14. Your opinion only counts if you attend every home and away game regardless of work15. An inner circle exists but follows the same rules 1 and 2 of this list16. Trolls must be fed, always17. Speling miztakes must b reported to the original postar immediantly18. Unfunny posts regarding fake rules of the message board will not be tolerated[/quote] Excellent!!Can I add19. You must post at least once on the Fabio Quagliarella thread (currently 77 pages and counting). The more irrelevent the better. 20. When replying to Waveney you must include your four digit location coordinates so that he may judge you on your plasticness. 21. A second and third posting alias is needed to reply and back up to your own posts. This is called Wizzing! [/quote] Contary to popular PU mythology Brightside, I only have 1 registration on here.................check with the mods if you doubt me.[/quote] Some would argue that''s one too many...not me though, I like you Wiz...[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*** 0 Posted October 18, 2013 [quote user="Warren Hill"][quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="Brightside"][quote user="Sussexyellow"]Jas forgot "Plastic" so I will throw that one in as well. Welcome and I look forward to exchanging views with you. Below a list of the forum rules that were passed on to me after my first post, think they may originate from Pete. Rules 16 and 17 should be followed carefully and I will slap myself as required under rule 18.1. First rule of pinkun is that you don’t talk about pinkun2. Second rule of pinkun is that, you don’t talk about pinkun3. If a post reaches the bottom of the page a new tread must be started4. If rule 3 is not followed and a thread reaches page 2, don’t panic but inform a moderator5. Any stupid post will immediately be mocked by a classic one liner from Mello6. Any intelligent post will be treated with suspicion and distain7. Rumours must not be accompanied by source8. Asking for source will result in a witty remark about ketchup9. CanaryPurple will tell you everything you need to know about finances10. If you say you think a manager or player will leave you are a binner11. If you say you think a manger or player will stay you are deluded12. Incorrect gossip posted as fact results in a 1 month ban13. The ban noted in rule 12 can be reduced to 1 day on appeal apparently14. Your opinion only counts if you attend every home and away game regardless of work15. An inner circle exists but follows the same rules 1 and 2 of this list16. Trolls must be fed, always17. Speling miztakes must b reported to the original postar immediantly18. Unfunny posts regarding fake rules of the message board will not be tolerated[/quote] Excellent!!Can I add19. You must post at least once on the Fabio Quagliarella thread (currently 77 pages and counting). The more irrelevent the better. 20. When replying to Waveney you must include your four digit location coordinates so that he may judge you on your plasticness. 21. A second and third posting alias is needed to reply and back up to your own posts. This is called Wizzing! [/quote] Contary to popular PU mythology Brightside, I only have 1 registration on here.................check with the mods if you doubt me.[/quote] Some would argue that''s one too many...not me though, I like you Wiz...[:D] [/quote] Huzzah![Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ferthebeast 0 Posted October 18, 2013 Thanks for the warm welcome guys! There is no previous user name I am genuine and new to this board despite some of you thinking otherwise haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites