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Francis-reacurrence of viral infection

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Although not generally known Francis has been playing with a viral infection that seems to flare up at Carrow Rd. from time to time.The club doctor has confirmed that "Kentonitis" is responsible,symptoms are as follows.

1.An abilility  to play only when the patient "feels"like it

2.A mental degeneration that makes the victim feel "so much more important than the people around him".

3.An uncontrollable urge to run onto people''s fists during training [this symptom is usually covered up though].

4.And lastly,but most importantly,the desire to shaft the people who pay his wages.

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Couldn''t agree more - let''s hope that Charlton or Boro are stupid enough to pay a large sum of money for him to "progress" to a bigger club, just like Kenton.

If we get a couple of million, let''s use this to increase Greeno, Ash, Hucks, Leon and Shack''s wages, to keep them at the club as we come straight back up as favourites.

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Come on nolegs, we all like a bird in a bikini, but you have to fully spill the beans on the running to fists thing- allegedly. I''ve heard rumours but I''d like a bit of scandal please!

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