Mister Chops 7 Posted July 25, 2013 When are our club going to learn that throwing loads of players together is a sure-fire way to fail in a big big way? I suppose with a cook at the helm it''s only right that we''re following a recipe for disaster, but even so, have we learned nothing from Bryan Gunn''s second bite at the poisoned apple?Redmond = Simon WhaleyFer = Owain Tudur-JonesVan Wolfswinkel = Goran MaricHooper = Cody McDonaldOlsson = Steven HughesGlad I didn''t renew my season ticket now. What a shambles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary Wundaboy 1,358 Posted July 25, 2013 This is a joke.....right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lets be aving you! 0 Posted July 25, 2013 The Quag = Matty Gill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Brownstone 0 Posted July 25, 2013 Can''t believe you''ve missed Nash = Theoklitis Chops Out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted July 25, 2013 [quote user="Mister Chops"]Redmond = Simon WhaleyFer = Owain Tudur-JonesVan Wolfswinkel = Goran MaricHooper = Cody McDonaldOlsson = Steven Hughes[/quote]I take it you weren''t very good at maths at school.......... [:(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkchance1 0 Posted July 25, 2013 I agree Chops, I''m just waiting for the new overrated goalkeeper that we are going to sign, then get beat 7-1 by Everton on day 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr 4-6-0 0 Posted July 25, 2013 I''d like to think that I''m one of the most negative people on this Board, but, even I can''t agree with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted July 25, 2013 [quote user="Mister Chops"]When are our club going to learn that throwing loads of players together is a sure-fire way to fail in a big big way? I suppose with a cook at the helm it''s only right that we''re following a recipe for disaster, but even so, have we learned nothing from Bryan Gunn''s second bite at the poisoned apple?Redmond = Simon WhaleyFer = Owain Tudur-JonesVan Wolfswinkel = Goran MaricHooper = Cody McDonaldOlsson = Steven HughesGlad I didn''t renew my season ticket now. What a shambles.[/quote]I cant work out if your trolling, being serious or your being serious then your gonna laugh at everyone who thought your joke was seriousIm just going for the unfunny tw@t who is gutted he didnt re-new his ticket option.Enjoy watching the games at the pub thinking about what could have been ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReadingCanary 0 Posted July 25, 2013 Sarcasm never works well on the internet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Mass Debater 1,076 Posted July 25, 2013 Mr Chops, where have you been? Oh how Iv missed your humourous posts... (Im not being sarcastic, but no matter how I say it in my head it sounds that way!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted July 25, 2013 [quote user="ReadingCanary"]Sarcasm never works well on the internet[/quote]Worked a few times on this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted July 25, 2013 how dignified nexus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,554 Posted July 25, 2013 [quote user="Mister Chops"]When are our club going to learn that throwing loads of players together is a sure-fire way to fail in a big big way? I suppose with a cook at the helm it''s only right that we''re following a recipe for disaster, but even so, have we learned nothing from Bryan Gunn''s second bite at the poisoned apple?Redmond = Simon WhaleyFer = Owain Tudur-JonesVan Wolfswinkel = Goran MaricHooper = Cody McDonaldOlsson = Steven HughesGlad I didn''t renew my season ticket now. What a shambles.[/quote] It is worse than that. This is 1902 all over again, when we brought in 29 new players. I said at the time it was too many, and they would never gell, and 111 years on it seems I was right. Look at the pickle we''re in now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alejandra 0 Posted July 25, 2013 [quote user="Mister Chops"]When are our club going to learn that throwing loads of players together is a sure-fire way to fail in a big big way? I suppose with a cook at the helm it''s only right that we''re following a recipe for disaster, but even so, have we learned nothing from Bryan Gunn''s second bite at the poisoned apple?Redmond = Simon WhaleyFer = Owain Tudur-JonesVan Wolfswinkel = Goran MaricHooper = Cody McDonaldOlsson = Steven HughesGlad I didn''t renew my season ticket now. What a shambles.[/quote]They won the league that season, wouldn''t call that a big big fail :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted July 25, 2013 [quote user="Nexus_Canary"]I cant work out if your trolling, being serious or your being serious then your gonna laugh at everyone who thought your joke was seriousIm just going for the unfunny tw@t who is gutted he didnt re-new his ticket option.[/quote]Kudos. You nailed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monty13 2,229 Posted July 25, 2013 I thought it was funny Chops! But maybe the sarcasm depends on people recognising the poster?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted July 25, 2013 It beats me how someone with 4,443 posts on this Forum can not be aware of the brand of humour associated with another Member who has 14,695 posts to his name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayNCFC 14 Posted July 25, 2013 [quote user="Let''s be ''aving you!"]The Quag = Matty GillGill was QUALITY :P - in all seriousness a lot of people in the dressing room had a lot of good to say about him, seem to remember this coming up at a POTS dinner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted July 25, 2013 WOOOOOOOOOOSH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lets be aving you! 0 Posted July 25, 2013 Time to set the sarcasm controls for the heart of the sun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Starr 519 Posted July 25, 2013 I had to laugh that the OP compared Redmond to Simon (Northern Premier) Whaley and Van Wolfswinkel to Goran (Ex-Barcelona megastar) Maric. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yorkshire Canary 118 Posted July 25, 2013 I hope this post is a wind up, otherwise it is a load of Bull, the significance of the signings is not the numbers but the new ones are quality whereas most of the 2009/10 were very poor, where are they all now?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,017 Posted July 25, 2013 Epic fail, worst post on this message board........ever!!........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack Flash 13 Posted July 25, 2013 And there was me thinking that Mr Chops had just gone to Blackpool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted July 25, 2013 [quote user="Jack Flash"]And there was me thinking that Mr Chops had just gone to Blackpool.[/quote]Brilliant that Chopra''s gone to Blackpool. Casinos and slot machines everywhere. I was slightly disappointed he didn''t go to Newcastle United to replace Cisse, as I''m sure Wonga.com would be far more suited to Chopra''s sensibilities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 25, 2013 And still the original post is whooshing straight over peoples heads. ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6088m canary 0 Posted July 25, 2013 This thread pretty much sums up the message board as a whole.Takes all sorts eh :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sussexyellow 55 Posted July 25, 2013 [quote user="PurpleCanary"][quote user="Mister Chops"]When are our club going to learn that throwing loads of players together is a sure-fire way to fail in a big big way? I suppose with a cook at the helm it''s only right that we''re following a recipe for disaster, but even so, have we learned nothing from Bryan Gunn''s second bite at the poisoned apple?Redmond = Simon WhaleyFer = Owain Tudur-JonesVan Wolfswinkel = Goran MaricHooper = Cody McDonaldOlsson = Steven HughesGlad I didn''t renew my season ticket now. What a shambles.[/quote] It is worse than that. This is 1902 all over again, when we brought in 29 new players. I said at the time it was too many, and they would never gell, and 111 years on it seems I was right. Look at the pickle we''re in now.[/quote]I had worked out you are of mature years Purple, but not quite of those,proportions.Seriously though we do need to keep expectations in proportion. It will take time for our new players to gel into our team, so some patience is called for from us supporters - which is not our strongest suit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Klose 0 Posted July 25, 2013 [quote user="Nexus_Canary"][quote user="Mister Chops"]When are our club going to learn that throwing loads of players together is a sure-fire way to fail in a big big way? I suppose with a cook at the helm it''s only right that we''re following a recipe for disaster, but even so, have we learned nothing from Bryan Gunn''s second bite at the poisoned apple?Redmond = Simon WhaleyFer = Owain Tudur-JonesVan Wolfswinkel = Goran MaricHooper = Cody McDonaldOlsson = Steven HughesGlad I didn''t renew my season ticket now. What a shambles.[/quote]I cant work out if your trolling, being serious or your being serious then your gonna laugh at everyone who thought your joke was seriousIm just going for the unfunny tw@t who is gutted he didnt re-new his ticket option.Enjoy watching the games at the pub thinking about what could have been ![/quote] Haha oh dear nexus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites