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OK, this will be a fun exercise in creativity(I can only assume that you guys are all REALLY into creativity exercises)! Pick one word to describe each team this season. Please, minimize the hyphens.

1 Arsenal- Lacking

2 Aston Villa- Nervous

3 Cardiff City- Red?

4 Chelsea- Volatile

5 Crystal Palace-Gone

6 Everton- Darling

7 Fulham- Biege

8 Hull City- Tigers?

9 Liverpool- SHIRTS!

10 Manchester City- Impressive

11 Manchester United- Divisive

12 Newcastle United- Angry!

13 Norwich City- Dutch

14 Southampton- LAMBERT!

15 Tottenham Hotspur- Dark Horse (two words, sorry)

16 Stoke City- Struggle

17 Sunderland- Arrivederci!

18 Swansea City- Over-estimated

19 West Bromwich Albion- Forgettable

20 West Ham United- Safe

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1 Arsenal- Trophyless2 Aston Villa- Lambert3 Cardiff City- Malky4 Chelsea- TORRES5 Crystal Palace- Goodbye6 Everton- Wigan 2.07 Fulham- Statue8 Hull City- ROAR9 Liverpool- History10 Manchester City- Moneybags11 Manchester United- MOYESOUT?12 Newcastle United- French13 Norwich City- Yellow14 Southampton- Enjoyable15 Tottenham Hotspur- Striker?16 Stoke City- HOOF17 Sunderland- Friends18 Swansea City- Passing19 West Bromwich Albion- Meh20 West Ham United- Boring

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Lets try..first word that sprung to mind when I though of each club...

1 Arsenal - Outsiders
2 Aston Villa - who?
3 Cardiff City - Surprising
4 Chelsea - Special
5 Crystal Palarse - Relegation
6 Everton - Z-Cars
7 Fulham - Struggle
8 Hull City - Relegation
9 Liverpool - Inconsistent
10 Manchester City - Quality
11 Manchester United - Disappointing
12 Newcastle United - Unstable
13 Norwich City - Organised
14 Southampton - Impressive
15 Tottenham Hotspur - Baleless
16 Stoke City - Relegation
17 Sunderland - Unstable
18 Swansea City - Impressive
19 West Bromwich Albion - Struggle
20 West Ham United - Boring

 

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[quote user="mrs miggins"]your word for norwich is yellow.....thats your word......yellow.[/quote]Yellow will always be the first word which i associate with NorwichWhen I was 5 I had a Norwich City bedroom (bright yellow)My First shirt was obviously YellowThe stadium / the chairs / the logo / the canaryI love our yellowness it really makes us stand out amongst the other teams in any of the leagues

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1 Arsenal- numbers2 Aston Villa- 

youth3 Cardiff City- naive

4 Chelsea- legend

5 Crystal Palace-relegated6 Everton- change7 Fulham- fifteenth8 Hull City- relegated9 Liverpool- w@nk3r510 Manchester City- contenders11 Manchester United- third

12 Newcastle United- LOL

13 Norwich City- improved14 Southampton- 

overrated 15 Tottenham Hotspur- onemanteam ;)16 Stoke City- clueless17 Sunderland- fascist 18 Swansea City- Over- busy19 West Bromwich Albion- clarke20 West Ham United- hoooof

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1 Arsenal - Fontanelle2 Aston Villa - Judas3 Cardiff City - Malky4 Chelsea - Mafia5 Crystal Palace - Relegation6 Everton - Afro7 Fulham - Moonwalk8 Hull City - Struggle9 Liverpool - Scummers10 Manchester City - Champions11 Manchester United - Gloryhunters12 Newcastle United - Implode13 Norwich City - Defensive14 Southampton - Loath15 Tottenham Hotspur - Circumcision16 Stoke City - Rugby17 Sunderland - Mussolini18 Swansea City - Taffy19 West Bromwich Albion - Sulk20 West Ham United - Yawn

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[quote user="ReadingCanary"][quote user="mrs miggins"]your word for norwich is yellow.....thats your word......yellow.[/quote]Yellow will always be the first word which i associate with NorwichWhen I was 5 I had a Norwich City bedroom (bright yellow)My First shirt was obviously YellowThe stadium / the chairs / the logo / the canaryI love our yellowness it really makes us stand out amongst the other teams in any of the leagues

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1 Arsenal- Bums
2 Aston Villa- Moribund
3 Cardiff City- Tweedledee 
4 Chelsea- Deluded 
5 Crystal Palace- Bottom
6 Everton- Wiggerton 
7 Fulham- Consistent 
8 Hull City- Rugger 
9 Liverpool- Misguided
10 Manchester City- Champions 
11 Manchester United- Seething
12 Newcastle United- Ordinary 
13 Norwich City- Improving
14 Southampton- Sinners 
15 Tottenham Hotspur- Bailing
16 Stoke City- Endangered
17 Sunderland- Obtrusive 
18 Swansea City- Tweedledum
19 West Bromwich Albion- Bagless 
20 West Ham United- Nondescript

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1 Arsenal- Contenders

2 Aston Villa- Stabilising

3 Cardiff City- Sheepshaggers

4 Chelsea- Optimists/tossers

5 Crystal Palace- Down

6 Everton- mid-table

7 Fulham- Average

8 Hull City- Expectant

9 Liverpool- Unloved

10 Manchester City- Winners

11 Manchester United- Transition

12 Newcastle United- Joke

13 Norwich City- Improvement

14 Southampton- Stripes

15 Tottenham Hotspur- Ruffled

16 Stoke City- Surviving

17 Sunderland- Struggling

18 Swansea City- Over-rated

19 West Bromwich Albion- Meh

20 West Ham United- chavs

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[quote user="ReadingCanary"][quote user="mrs miggins"]your word for norwich is yellow.....thats your word......yellow.[/quote]

Yellow will always be the first word which i associate with Norwich

When I was 51,  had a Norwich City bedroom (bright yellow)

My First shirt was obviously Yellow

The stadium / the chairs / the logo / the canary

I love our yellowness it really makes us stand out amongst the other teams in any of the leagues



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1 Arsenal- Lacking

2 Aston Villa- French

3 Cardiff City- Sheep Shaggers

4 Chelsea- Rent Boys

5 Crystal Palace- Who?

6 Everton- Baines

7 Fulham- Grim

8 Hull City- Shit tip

9 Liverpool- Murdering Cunts

10 Manchester City- Arabs

11 Manchester United- Ginger

12 Newcastle United- sports direct

13 Norwich City- Inbreds

14 Southampton- Beattie

15 Tottenham Hotspur- Jews

16 Stoke City- Grim

17 Sunderland- Shite

18 Swansea City- Welsh

19 West Bromwich Albion- Chiles

20 West Ham United- Carroll

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1 Arsenal- Minge2 Aston Villa- Fanny3 Cardiff City- Clunge

4 Chelsea- Ladygarden5 Crystal Palace- Vagina6 Everton- Brazilian

7 Fulham- Flaps8 Hull City- Yeastcake

9 Liverpool- Trench

10 Manchester City- Funtunnel11 Manchester United- Crease12 Newcastle United- Camel''stoe13 Norwich City- Yay!14 Southampton- Fudd15 Tottenham Hotspur- Punani16 Stoke City- Frontbottom17 Sunderland- Beardedclam

18 Swansea City- Hairyaxewound19 West Bromwich Albion- Verticalbaconsandwich20 West Ham United- Happyvalley

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Arsenal- wasters2 Aston Villa- potential3 Cardiff City- Malkay!!4 Chelsea- merry-go-round5 Crystal Palace- Holloway!6 Everton- falling7 Fulham- bogey (team)8 Hull City- tigers?!?9 Liverpool- scum10 Manchester City- £11 Manchester United- hatred12 Newcastle United- joke13 Norwich City- LOVE14 Southampton- wannabe''s15 Tottenham Hotspur- greed16 Stoke City- neck-ache17 Sunderland- Ciao!

18 Swansea City- lickAr$e19 West Bromwich Albion- boing (back down..)20 West Ham United- Andy bleedin'' Carrol?!?!?

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1 Arsenal- Lacking

2 Aston Villa- Adapting

3 Cardiff City- Relegated

4 Chelsea- Mourinho

5 Crystal Palace- Forgotten

6 Everton- Martinez

7 Fulham- Comfortable

8 Hull City- Relegated

9 Liverpool- Victims

10 Manchester City- Cash

11 Manchester United- Adaption?

12 Newcastle United- Turmoil

13 Norwich City- YELLAS

14 Southampton- Lambert

15 Tottenham Hotspur- Fourth

16 Stoke City- Dull

17 Sunderland- Fascist

18 Swansea City- Michu

19 West Bromwich Albion- Amicable

20 West Ham United- Carroll

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1 Arsenal- Tight2 Aston Villa- Pace3 Cardiff City- Sell-outs (red dragons lol)4 Chelsea- Contenders5 Crystal Palace- Relegated6 Everton- Over-achievers7 Fulham- Inconsistent8 Hull City- Mauled (Then relegated)9 Liverpool- Optimists10 Manchester City- MONI£$!11 Manchester United- Fergie12 Newcastle United- Kineaer (lol)13 Norwich City- Passionate14 Southampton- Established15 Tottenham Hotspur- Bale FC16 Stoke City- Rough17 Sunderland- Struggling18 Swansea City- Decent19 West Bromwich Albion- Odemwingie20 West Ham United- Doleys

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1 Arsenal- Deluded

2 Aston Villa -

3 Cardiff City - Choirboys

4 Chelsea - Consistent (for 2013/14)

5 Crystal Palace - Joke

6 Everton - Soggy

7 Fulham - Average

8 Hull City - Makingupthenumbers.com

9 Liverpool - Average

10 Manchester City - Watchable

11 Manchester United - Second

12 Newcastle United - Webuyanymetalinhopeitcountsassilverwareforourcabinet

13 Norwich City - Enjoy

14 Southampton - Overrated

15 Tottenham Hotspur - Watch

16 Stoke City- Brutal

17 Sunderland - Pussys

18 Swansea City - Europeaneyesonly

19 West Bromwich Albion - Mediocre

20 West Ham United - Tw@ts

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1 Arsenal- Trophyless2 Aston Villa - Lambert3 Cardiff City - Scum4 Chelsea - Midfield5 Crystal Palace - Dump6 Everton - Coventry7 Fulham - Neutral8 Hull City - Rugby9 Liverpool - Standing10 Manchester City - Arabs11 Manchester United - Idiots12 Newcastle United - Joke13 Norwich City - Love14 Southampton - Le Tissier15 Tottenham Hotspur - Jews16 Stoke City- Darts17 Sunderland - Milk Cup18 Swansea City - Pass19 West Bromwich Albion - Seaside20 West Ham United - Pitbuls

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1 Arsenal- Pretenders

2 Aston Villa- Potential

3 Cardiff City- Welsh

4 Chelsea- Pensioners

5 Crystal Palace- Down

6 Everton- Mediocre

7 Fulham- Bogey

8 Hull City- Dump

9 Liverpool- Hasbeens

10 Manchester City- Contenders

11 Manchester United- Transition

12 Newcastle United- Shambles

13 Norwich City- Pride

14 Southampton- Indifferent

15 Tottenham Hotspur- Likeable

16 Stoke City- Anti-Football

17 Sunderland- DiCanio

18 Swansea City- Welsh

19 West Bromwich Albion- Thieves

20 West Ham United- Thugs

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1 Arsenal- steady
2 Aston Villa - Benteke
3 Cardiff City - brats
4 Chelsea - skillful
5 Crystal Palace - Championship
6 Everton - Overachievers
7 Fulham - Boring
8 Hull City - Championship
9 Liverpool - History
10 Manchester City - Money
11 Manchester United - decline
12 Newcastle United - excuses
13 Norwich City - family
14 Southampton - Que?
15 Tottenham Hotspur - nearlymen
16 Stoke City- scrappy
17 Sunderland - Messolini
18 Swansea City - Pass
19 West Bromwich Albion - decline
20 West Ham United - bubbles

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1 Arsenal- bottoms2 Aston Villa - bottom3 Cardiff City - welsh bottom4 Chelsea - soulless5 Crystal Palace - dump6 Everton -  shitcreek7 Fulham -  bumboys8 Hull City - toothless9 Liverpool -  megalomaniacs10 Manchester City - topless11 Manchester United - midtable12 Newcastle United -  lol13 Norwich City - us14 Southampton - improving15 Tottenham Hotspur - pretenders16 Stoke City -  down17 Sunderland - down (and out)18 Swansea City - welsh  (and out)19 West Bromwich Albion - better20 West Ham United - hoofball

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1 Arsenal- Toothless

2 Aston Villa- Mishmash

3 Cardiff City- Souless

4 Chelsea- Special

5 Crystal Palace- Championship

6 Everton- Uncertainty

7 Fulham- Shamone

8 Hull City- Teamtalk

9 Liverpool- Chumps

10 Manchester City- Embarrassment (of riches)

11 Manchester United- Disappointment

12 Newcastle United- France B

13 Norwich City- Transition

14 Southampton- Kerching

15 Tottenham Hotspur- Unlucky

16 Stoke City- Physicality

17 Sunderland- Italy B

18 Swansea City- Evolution

19 West Bromwich Albion- Solid

20 West Ham United- Direct

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