PortlandCanary 0 Posted August 16, 2013 OK, this will be a fun exercise in creativity(I can only assume that you guys are all REALLY into creativity exercises)! Pick one word to describe each team this season. Please, minimize the hyphens.1 Arsenal- Lacking 2 Aston Villa- Nervous 3 Cardiff City- Red? 4 Chelsea- Volatile 5 Crystal Palace-Gone 6 Everton- Darling 7 Fulham- Biege 8 Hull City- Tigers? 9 Liverpool- SHIRTS! 10 Manchester City- Impressive 11 Manchester United- Divisive 12 Newcastle United- Angry! 13 Norwich City- Dutch 14 Southampton- LAMBERT! 15 Tottenham Hotspur- Dark Horse (two words, sorry) 16 Stoke City- Struggle17 Sunderland- Arrivederci! 18 Swansea City- Over-estimated 19 West Bromwich Albion- Forgettable20 West Ham United- Safe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,585 Posted August 16, 2013 Are we allowed swear words? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PortlandCanary 0 Posted August 16, 2013 [quote user="Herman "]Are we allowed swear words?[/quote]Absolutely! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReadingCanary 0 Posted August 16, 2013 1 Arsenal- Trophyless2 Aston Villa- Lambert3 Cardiff City- Malky4 Chelsea- TORRES5 Crystal Palace- Goodbye6 Everton- Wigan 2.07 Fulham- Statue8 Hull City- ROAR9 Liverpool- History10 Manchester City- Moneybags11 Manchester United- MOYESOUT?12 Newcastle United- French13 Norwich City- Yellow14 Southampton- Enjoyable15 Tottenham Hotspur- Striker?16 Stoke City- HOOF17 Sunderland- Friends18 Swansea City- Passing19 West Bromwich Albion- Meh20 West Ham United- Boring Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted August 16, 2013 your word for norwich is yellow.....thats your word......yellow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dubai Mark 0 Posted August 16, 2013 Lets try..first word that sprung to mind when I though of each club...1 Arsenal - Outsiders2 Aston Villa - who?3 Cardiff City - Surprising4 Chelsea - Special5 Crystal Palarse - Relegation6 Everton - Z-Cars7 Fulham - Struggle8 Hull City - Relegation9 Liverpool - Inconsistent10 Manchester City - Quality11 Manchester United - Disappointing12 Newcastle United - Unstable13 Norwich City - Organised14 Southampton - Impressive15 Tottenham Hotspur - Baleless16 Stoke City - Relegation17 Sunderland - Unstable18 Swansea City - Impressive19 West Bromwich Albion - Struggle20 West Ham United - Boring Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReadingCanary 0 Posted August 16, 2013 [quote user="mrs miggins"]your word for norwich is yellow.....thats your word......yellow.[/quote]Yellow will always be the first word which i associate with NorwichWhen I was 5 I had a Norwich City bedroom (bright yellow)My First shirt was obviously YellowThe stadium / the chairs / the logo / the canaryI love our yellowness it really makes us stand out amongst the other teams in any of the leagues Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iron_stan 0 Posted August 16, 2013 1 Arsenal- numbers2 Aston Villa- youth3 Cardiff City- naive 4 Chelsea- legend 5 Crystal Palace-relegated6 Everton- change7 Fulham- fifteenth8 Hull City- relegated9 Liverpool- w@nk3r510 Manchester City- contenders11 Manchester United- third 12 Newcastle United- LOL 13 Norwich City- improved14 Southampton- overrated 15 Tottenham Hotspur- onemanteam ;)16 Stoke City- clueless17 Sunderland- fascist 18 Swansea City- Over- busy19 West Bromwich Albion- clarke20 West Ham United- hoooof Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 309 Posted August 16, 2013 1 Arsenal - Fontanelle2 Aston Villa - Judas3 Cardiff City - Malky4 Chelsea - Mafia5 Crystal Palace - Relegation6 Everton - Afro7 Fulham - Moonwalk8 Hull City - Struggle9 Liverpool - Scummers10 Manchester City - Champions11 Manchester United - Gloryhunters12 Newcastle United - Implode13 Norwich City - Defensive14 Southampton - Loath15 Tottenham Hotspur - Circumcision16 Stoke City - Rugby17 Sunderland - Mussolini18 Swansea City - Taffy19 West Bromwich Albion - Sulk20 West Ham United - Yawn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PortlandCanary 0 Posted August 16, 2013 "Sunderland- fascist"LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted August 16, 2013 c***s,the lot of them(apart from us, that is) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted August 16, 2013 [quote user="ReadingCanary"][quote user="mrs miggins"]your word for norwich is yellow.....thats your word......yellow.[/quote]Yellow will always be the first word which i associate with NorwichWhen I was 5 I had a Norwich City bedroom (bright yellow)My First shirt was obviously YellowThe stadium / the chairs / the logo / the canaryI love our yellowness it really makes us stand out amongst the other teams in any of the leagues[/quote]How did you ever get to sleep? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted August 16, 2013 1 Arsenal- Bums2 Aston Villa- Moribund3 Cardiff City- Tweedledee 4 Chelsea- Deluded 5 Crystal Palace- Bottom6 Everton- Wiggerton 7 Fulham- Consistent 8 Hull City- Rugger 9 Liverpool- Misguided10 Manchester City- Champions 11 Manchester United- Seething12 Newcastle United- Ordinary 13 Norwich City- Improving14 Southampton- Sinners 15 Tottenham Hotspur- Bailing16 Stoke City- Endangered17 Sunderland- Obtrusive 18 Swansea City- Tweedledum19 West Bromwich Albion- Bagless 20 West Ham United- Nondescript Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,385 Posted August 16, 2013 1 Arsenal- Contenders2 Aston Villa- Stabilising3 Cardiff City- Sheepshaggers4 Chelsea- Optimists/tossers5 Crystal Palace- Down6 Everton- mid-table 7 Fulham- Average 8 Hull City- Expectant 9 Liverpool- Unloved10 Manchester City- Winners 11 Manchester United- Transition12 Newcastle United- Joke 13 Norwich City- Improvement14 Southampton- Stripes 15 Tottenham Hotspur- Ruffled16 Stoke City- Surviving17 Sunderland- Struggling 18 Swansea City- Over-rated19 West Bromwich Albion- Meh 20 West Ham United- chavs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 863 Posted August 16, 2013 [quote user="ReadingCanary"][quote user="mrs miggins"]your word for norwich is yellow.....thats your word......yellow.[/quote]Yellow will always be the first word which i associate with NorwichWhen I was 51, had a Norwich City bedroom (bright yellow)My First shirt was obviously YellowThe stadium / the chairs / the logo / the canaryI love our yellowness it really makes us stand out amongst the other teams in any of the leagues[/quote][:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JakeHumphreysSixthToe 0 Posted August 16, 2013 1 Arsenal- Lacking 2 Aston Villa- French3 Cardiff City- Sheep Shaggers 4 Chelsea- Rent Boys 5 Crystal Palace- Who? 6 Everton- Baines 7 Fulham- Grim 8 Hull City- Shit tip 9 Liverpool- Murdering Cunts 10 Manchester City- Arabs 11 Manchester United- Ginger 12 Newcastle United- sports direct 13 Norwich City- Inbreds 14 Southampton- Beattie 15 Tottenham Hotspur- Jews 16 Stoke City- Grim17 Sunderland- Shite 18 Swansea City- Welsh 19 West Bromwich Albion- Chiles 20 West Ham United- Carroll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted August 16, 2013 1 Arsenal- Minge2 Aston Villa- Fanny3 Cardiff City- Clunge 4 Chelsea- Ladygarden5 Crystal Palace- Vagina6 Everton- Brazilian 7 Fulham- Flaps8 Hull City- Yeastcake 9 Liverpool- Trench 10 Manchester City- Funtunnel11 Manchester United- Crease12 Newcastle United- Camel''stoe13 Norwich City- Yay!14 Southampton- Fudd15 Tottenham Hotspur- Punani16 Stoke City- Frontbottom17 Sunderland- Beardedclam 18 Swansea City- Hairyaxewound19 West Bromwich Albion- Verticalbaconsandwich20 West Ham United- Happyvalley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warren Hill 0 Posted August 16, 2013 What no Stench Trench? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted August 16, 2013 [quote user="Warren Hill"]What no Stench Trench?[/quote]They''re still in the Championship... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 261 Posted August 16, 2013 Norwich - progressive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryanncfc 0 Posted August 16, 2013 Arsenal- wasters2 Aston Villa- potential3 Cardiff City- Malkay!!4 Chelsea- merry-go-round5 Crystal Palace- Holloway!6 Everton- falling7 Fulham- bogey (team)8 Hull City- tigers?!?9 Liverpool- scum10 Manchester City- £11 Manchester United- hatred12 Newcastle United- joke13 Norwich City- LOVE14 Southampton- wannabe''s15 Tottenham Hotspur- greed16 Stoke City- neck-ache17 Sunderland- Ciao! 18 Swansea City- lickAr$e19 West Bromwich Albion- boing (back down..)20 West Ham United- Andy bleedin'' Carrol?!?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bws Cat 0 Posted August 16, 2013 1 Arsenal- Lacking 2 Aston Villa- Adapting3 Cardiff City- Relegated4 Chelsea- Mourinho 5 Crystal Palace- Forgotten6 Everton- Martinez7 Fulham- Comfortable 8 Hull City- Relegated9 Liverpool- Victims 10 Manchester City- Cash 11 Manchester United- Adaption? 12 Newcastle United- Turmoil 13 Norwich City- YELLAS14 Southampton- Lambert15 Tottenham Hotspur- Fourth 16 Stoke City- Dull17 Sunderland- Fascist18 Swansea City- Michu 19 West Bromwich Albion- Amicable 20 West Ham United- Carroll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRock 148 Posted August 17, 2013 1 Arsenal- Tight2 Aston Villa- Pace3 Cardiff City- Sell-outs (red dragons lol)4 Chelsea- Contenders5 Crystal Palace- Relegated6 Everton- Over-achievers7 Fulham- Inconsistent8 Hull City- Mauled (Then relegated)9 Liverpool- Optimists10 Manchester City- MONI£$!11 Manchester United- Fergie12 Newcastle United- Kineaer (lol)13 Norwich City- Passionate14 Southampton- Established15 Tottenham Hotspur- Bale FC16 Stoke City- Rough17 Sunderland- Struggling18 Swansea City- Decent19 West Bromwich Albion- Odemwingie20 West Ham United- Doleys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Masked Raccoon 0 Posted August 17, 2013 1 Arsenal- Deluded2 Aston Villa - 3 Cardiff City - Choirboys4 Chelsea - Consistent (for 2013/14)5 Crystal Palace - Joke6 Everton - Soggy7 Fulham - Average8 Hull City - Makingupthenumbers.com9 Liverpool - Average10 Manchester City - Watchable11 Manchester United - Second12 Newcastle United - Webuyanymetalinhopeitcountsassilverwareforourcabinet13 Norwich City - Enjoy14 Southampton - Overrated15 Tottenham Hotspur - Watch16 Stoke City- Brutal17 Sunderland - Pussys18 Swansea City - Europeaneyesonly19 West Bromwich Albion - Mediocre20 West Ham United - Tw@ts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Masked Raccoon 0 Posted August 17, 2013 Sorriieee. Double T in West Ham there.AV intentional as not wort... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sing up the river end 0 Posted August 17, 2013 1 Arsenal- Trophyless2 Aston Villa -Â Lambert3 Cardiff City - Scum4 Chelsea - Midfield5 Crystal Palace - Dump6 Everton - Coventry7 Fulham - Neutral8 Hull City - Rugby9 Liverpool - Standing10 Manchester City - Arabs11 Manchester United - Idiots12 Newcastle United - Joke13 Norwich City - Love14 Southampton - Le Tissier15 Tottenham Hotspur - Jews16 Stoke City- Darts17 Sunderland - Milk Cup18 Swansea City - Pass19 West Bromwich Albion - Seaside20 West Ham United - Pitbuls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hannibal II 0 Posted August 17, 2013 1 Arsenal- Pretenders2 Aston Villa- Potential3 Cardiff City- Welsh4 Chelsea- Pensioners5 Crystal Palace- Down6 Everton- Mediocre7 Fulham- Bogey8 Hull City- Dump9 Liverpool- Hasbeens10 Manchester City- Contenders11 Manchester United- Transition12 Newcastle United- Shambles13 Norwich City- Pride14 Southampton- Indifferent15 Tottenham Hotspur- Likeable16 Stoke City- Anti-Football17 Sunderland- DiCanio18 Swansea City- Welsh19 West Bromwich Albion- Thieves20 West Ham United- Thugs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Ink 0 Posted August 17, 2013 1 Arsenal- steady2 Aston Villa - Benteke3 Cardiff City - brats4 Chelsea - skillful5 Crystal Palace - Championship6 Everton - Overachievers7 Fulham - Boring8 Hull City - Championship9 Liverpool - History10 Manchester City - Money11 Manchester United - decline12 Newcastle United - excuses13 Norwich City - family14 Southampton - Que?15 Tottenham Hotspur - nearlymen16 Stoke City- scrappy17 Sunderland - Messolini18 Swansea City - Pass19 West Bromwich Albion - decline20 West Ham United - bubbles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,519 Posted August 17, 2013 1 Arsenal- bottoms2 Aston Villa - bottom3 Cardiff City - welsh bottom4 Chelsea - soulless5 Crystal Palace - dump6 Everton - shitcreek7 Fulham - bumboys8 Hull City - toothless9 Liverpool - megalomaniacs10 Manchester City - topless11 Manchester United - midtable12 Newcastle United - lol13 Norwich City - us14 Southampton - improving15 Tottenham Hotspur - pretenders16 Stoke City - down17 Sunderland - down (and out)18 Swansea City - welsh (and out)19 West Bromwich Albion - better20 West Ham United - hoofball Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Mass Debater 1,071 Posted August 17, 2013 1 Arsenal- Toothless2 Aston Villa- Mishmash3 Cardiff City- Souless4 Chelsea- Special5 Crystal Palace- Championship6 Everton- Uncertainty7 Fulham- Shamone8 Hull City- Teamtalk9 Liverpool- Chumps10 Manchester City- Embarrassment (of riches)11 Manchester United- Disappointment12 Newcastle United- France B13 Norwich City- Transition14 Southampton- Kerching15 Tottenham Hotspur- Unlucky16 Stoke City- Physicality17 Sunderland- Italy B18 Swansea City- Evolution19 West Bromwich Albion- Solid20 West Ham United- Direct Share this post Link to post Share on other sites