Team News for Hull

[Pabs 0]

People saying the news is rubbish might look silly on Friday.

[Ray 111]

Muddy & all others who mock Teapot and me,

 

You may come to regret your comments and I promise I''ll be the first to mock your ignorance as you have our insight!

 

Have a great day all. 

[Fried Cheese 0]

I think you''ll find that the Teapot is spot on about Bennett. Sadly. Take my word for it too. Mock at your own risk.

[dpit 1]

Colin Teapot is an anagram of ''tootle panic''. Make of that what you will.

[Scooby 0]

I''ve seen multiple user names on here before but this is getting ridiculous ! Can''t wait until school starts back.

[Colin Teapot 0]

[quote user="Scooby"]I''ve seen multiple user names on here before but this is getting ridiculous ! Can''t wait until school starts back.[/quote]

 

What has school got to do with it? Oh I see you are doing that insinuating thing again...where you try to make out I am 14 with nothing better to do to fill the six weeks off.

Can''t wait until the economy picks up and job opportunities increase for you. 2017 is the current perceived wisdom.

Odd how Elliott Bennett just tweeted at 11.15 this morning - or perhaps he has his phone stuffed down his sock on the training ground.

[Lets be aving you! 0]

So, the plaintiffs for Bennett''s season-blighting injury are as follows:

 

Colin Teapot: 20 posts

Stevie G: 37 posts

Fried Cheese: 39 posts

Ray: 50 posts

 

All low counts and all with short names unrelated to Norwich. So probably all the same person.

 

Extremely obvious troll is extremely obvious.

 

 

[morty 0]

To clear this up I just tweeted Elliot and asked him about it.

He didn''t reply[:''(]

[Syteanric 1]

that might be because they train 9-11 Colin.. hughton has Media requirements on a thursday morning...

of course if he was injured it would have been announced by Hughton this morning wouldnt it? nothing on this site.. nothing reported... the only place Benno is injured is in your head...

[Ray 111]

"the only place Benno is injured is in your head..."

 

Be careful Jas, be careful! 

[Colin Teapot 0]

[quote user="Ray"]

"the only place Benno is injured is in your head..."

 

Be careful Jas, be careful! 

[/quote]

 

Cheers "Ray"for the support, but then again we are the same person!

They didnt start at 9 this morning.  Although you are probably right about the short session as they have swapped their training schedule round this year - no more Wednesday''s off so looks like Thursday becomes the light session.  

[Ray 111]

It''s a pleasure Teapot and becoming more pleasurable as this thread continues.

 

No doubt you are ready for them when the time is right, I'' am and I''m really looking forward to it.

 

I wonder if they will write as ''eloquently'' when they fall flat on their faces??

[Syteanric 1]

how long do you think they spend at training?

[Colin Teapot 0]

[quote user="jas the barclay king"]how long do you think they spend at training?[/quote]

Today they only did an hour; 10-11.

 

[Ray 111]

Today they only did an hour; 10-11.

Tough at the top, eh Teapot and let''s hope that''s where we finish, at the top, or damn close anyway!

[87canary 0]

Just confirmed on the clubs official twitter.

"Chris Hughton: ''We have some bad news on Elliott Bennett. He has a problem with his knee that will keep him out for a few months.''"

[plymouth canary 0]

From the official City Twitter account -

Norwich City FC ‏@NorwichCityFC 1m

Chris Hughton: ''We have some bad news on Elliott Bennett. He has a problem with his knee that will keep him out for a few months.''

[Colin Teapot 0]

[quote user="Scooby"]Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.[/quote]

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha  - I''m laughing at you, not with you.

[mel0 0]

Ouch, there are some silly people on here!

And not the OP!

[Colin Teapot 0]

[quote user="The Young One"]Someone needs to get a life.[/quote]

 

don''t insult me again

[Ray 111]

And there it is and my fun begins;

 

 

Now the club have confirmed what some of us knew and others

mocked relentlessly, I would like to take Donald Rumsfeld’s words and apply my

own slant on them;

 

1)     

There are people who know knowns.

 

2)     

There are people who think they know that they know.

 

3)     

There are people who know there are known unknowns; that is to

say, there are things that they know they don''t know.

 

4)     

But there are also people who don’t know there are unknown

unknowns – and that is to say, there are things they do not know they don''t

know

 

When it comes to Teapot’s original post, he/she and one or

two others, including myself, fall into Category 1), others fall into Category

3), sadly however, some, including Scooby, Let’s be ‘aving you! and their

mates, surely fall into Category 4) at best and probably Category 2) as well.

 

You know who you are, or perhaps, having just given that

more thought, you don’t and in my opinion, that is the saddest part, fully

understanding of course that my opinion counts for not a lot, except to me!

 

When they discover the centre of the Universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to

learn they are not it!!  Bernard

Bailey

[ReadingCanary 0]

Well this is a brilliant thread. Well done Mr Teapot !

[Colin Teapot 0]

[quote user="iwansnorwich"]Ouch, there are some silly people on here!

And not the OP![/quote]

 

It''s ok, I accept apologies both in writing or in person.  I am in the city most days (working!).

[Joanna Grey 0]

Just made a large Humble Pie for the good folks in this thread, who is the first to take a slice?

[ReadingCanary 0]

The news is horrible, but the comments against Teapot are hilarious!

[Colin Teapot 0]

[quote user="ReadingCanary"]Well this is a brilliant thread. Well done Mr Teapot ![/quote]

 

You are welcome!  What this has taught me, that in spite of reading this everyday for the last few years, I truly do not belong on here!  In the world of the internet and instant media the patient man will wait the whole 2 or 3 days for the truth to out...whereas the other type of man will waste their enitre life on gossip, conjecture and slagging others off.

[Fried Cheese 0]

Yes, and I may have only posted 39 times (40 now), but it''s quality, not quantity.

[BOO 0]

Well done mate, I think humble pie is insufficient for this one, the stocks seem more appropriate, rotten tomato anyone!

[newyorkcanary 14]

OK, I''ve been lurking for a while about this. Threads like this give me hope that the Pinkun Message-board is not well and truly dead.

This has become such a haven for wind up merchants and BS, it is refreshing to see someone actually break news before it is Official.

Well done Colin. You have restored a modicum of faith in this place for me. Aside from the Ray''s Fund thread, this board is still the Mos Eisley Cantina of the Internet. "You will not find a more wretched hive of scum and villany...."

[norfolkchance1 0]

Take a brew son!

Some people are very quick to judge on here all due to certain threads in the past started by GNG etc.