Canary On The Wire 0 Posted July 21, 2013 I stay up until an ungodly hour to be greeted by this god-awful carp (and I don''t mean the fish). What even is this? We''re playing a pub team. Rickay looks like he''d be ready and willing to start a fight with himself in a cardboard box and Nathan Edmonds is just a poor, poor, dreadful and awful Elliott Bennett. And as for Mark Bunn, why didn''t he save that shot? How we miss John Ruddy, its no wonder we nearly went down ffs!The way this lot are playing we''ll be down by Christmas. You''d think they''d hardly played together in sweltering conditions with a fitness deficit against a team midway through their season before. Pathetic.Martin Hunter would never have stood for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redders Right Foot 22 Posted July 21, 2013 you should change for sig to "With every great load of rubbish, comes a great Bin(ner) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Masked Raccoon 0 Posted July 21, 2013 COTW OUT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Splendid Rush 2 Posted July 21, 2013 Nathan Edmonds?Is that Noel''s son? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary On The Wire 0 Posted July 21, 2013 No he''s the striker we bought from Birmingham isn''t he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10Jackson 0 Posted July 21, 2013 He is a winger an he looked lively and one of the best players in the first half annoyed he took him off! Also how did Tettey stay on? Thought he looked poor today, like a wild goose. Bit it''s only pre season it''s not the end of the world so get over it it''s more about fitness! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellowhead 0 Posted July 21, 2013 Bad troll is bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LondonCanary 12 Posted July 21, 2013 Are you Joe kinnear in disguise.Skybet have made ManU 4th favourites to go down after losing to a shanghai XI pub team pre-season. Real reason Rooney wants out is to avoid championship football next season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pablofarmer 0 Posted July 21, 2013 I love how people don''t get pre-season! Oh and it''s Redmond! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfcstar 287 Posted July 21, 2013 1/10 with an upgrade to 3 because people have actually bitten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super canary 0 Posted July 21, 2013 Made me chuckle.....even more so when i saw people taking it seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norfolk Mustard 94 Posted July 21, 2013 I quickly worked out the Nathan Edmonds bit - but who is Martin Hunter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted July 21, 2013 Playing a team of cowboys, cant believe our multi million pounds stars.....We going for relegation.Hughton OUT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted July 21, 2013 isn''t martin hunter that super dooper coach bought in by worthy ? i think he took charge for 1 game against qpr after worthy got the boot or did i dream it all ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yorkshire Canary 118 Posted July 21, 2013 In terms of importance for the development of NCFC this fixture and its result is just about zero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryanncfc 0 Posted July 21, 2013 I can''t believe some of you are actually taking the OP seriously!!!!!! :0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scooby 0 Posted July 21, 2013 [quote user="super canary"]Made me chuckle.....even more so when i saw people taking it seriously.[/quote]I think we can hear a big WHOOOOOSH!! Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonzey 0 Posted July 21, 2013 Maybe those Americans are better at Soccerball than we thought? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HazzaJet 252 Posted July 21, 2013 [quote user="Number 9"]Playing a team of cowboys, cant believe our multi million pounds stars.....We going for relegation.Hughton OUT![/quote] Just because we lost 1-0 to a team in America there are some things you have to bear in mind:1) Just about all the players got substituted2) It was only by one goal and Bunn was the keeper when we conceded - what a relief we''ve still got Ruddy3) We weren''t playing all our stars - I think Tettey got 80 mins4) As Snodgrass has said we don''t want to be winning 5 or 6-0 all the time as if it was too easy we wouldn''t be getting any experience Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Brownstone 0 Posted July 21, 2013 [quote user="HazzaJet"][quote user="Number 9"]Playing a team of cowboys, cant believe our multi million pounds stars..... We going for relegation. Hughton OUT![/quote] Just because we lost 1-0 to a team in America there are some things you have to bear in mind: 1) Just about all the players got substituted 2) It was only by one goal and Bunn was the keeper when we conceded - what a relief we''ve still got Ruddy 3) We weren''t playing all our stars - I think Tettey got 80 mins 4) As Snodgrass has said we don''t want to be winning 5 or 6-0 all the time as if it was too easy we wouldn''t be getting any experience[/quote] WHOOOOOOOOOSH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted July 21, 2013 What about the fans who made the long trip out there, and those of us who stayed up to 5am to watch that inept and spineless display? NCFC should refund me the cost of the electricity I used to watch a hooky stream of that diabolical excuse for a game. At least I know not to buy any away tickets for next season if we''re going to carry on in that negative vein. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryanncfc 0 Posted July 21, 2013 [quote user="HazzaJet"][quote user="Number 9"]Playing a team of cowboys, cant believe our multi million pounds stars.....We going for relegation.Hughton OUT![/quote] Just because we lost 1-0 to a team in America there are some things you have to bear in mind:1) Just about all the players got substituted2) It was only by one goal and Bunn was the keeper when we conceded - what a relief we''ve still got Ruddy3) We weren''t playing all our stars - I think Tettey got 80 mins4) As Snodgrass has said we don''t want to be winning 5 or 6-0 all the time as if it was too easy we wouldn''t be getting any experience[/quote]I really struggle to read this without laughing myself to the ground. Are you really saying you believe Number 9, instead of being able to see that it is a pi$$ take post? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted July 21, 2013 I''ll go sit on the naughty step. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted July 21, 2013 it s me laugh that people spend there days looking for something to be offended by or have an argument about, if they can''t get themselves offended they get offended on other peoples behalf... anyone could see the OP was on a rather lame wind up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted July 21, 2013 [quote user="Mister Chops"]What about the fans who made the long trip out there, and those of us who stayed up to 5am to watch that inept and spineless display? NCFC should refund me the cost of the electricity I used to watch a hooky stream of that diabolical excuse for a game. At least I know not to buy any away tickets for next season if we''re going to carry on in that negative vein.[/quote]That''s better - sometimes more is less.The op''s attempt at a wind up is lame to the more intelligent folk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary On The Wire 0 Posted July 22, 2013 Didn''t think I''d written an ode to the great wind up merchants of this forum owed mostly to the fact that I''m probably not that funny, the fact it''s been overdone and the fact that it was about half 5 in the morning when I wrote it.What is funny however is that as there have been a few bites (although I clearly haven''t satiated the intellectual appetite of great men such as yourself Shyster) suggests that some of you seek to condescend for the sake of condescension (here''s looking at you ReadingCanary) and if that satisfies your small man syndrome that''s absolutely fine by me :) OTBC COTW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Official Joe 0 Posted July 22, 2013 I''d rather us lose preseason and fix issues than lose the first few games and fix issues whilst dropping points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilksfanclub 0 Posted July 22, 2013 Can''t believe that COTW got bites that was dreadful :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted July 22, 2013 [quote]Didn''t think I''d written an ode to the great wind up merchants of this forum owed mostly to the fact that I''m probably not that funny, the fact it''s been overdone and the fact that it was about half 5 in the morning when I wrote it. What is funny however is that as there have been a few bites (although I clearly haven''t satiated the intellectual appetite of great men such as yourself Shyster) suggests that some of you seek to condescend for the sake of condescension (here''s looking at you ReadingCanary) and if that satisfies your small man syndrome that''s absolutely fine by me :) OTBC COTW[/quote]Now there was more thought and humour put into the above than your original post.Well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites