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Jammy Yellow

Scandal?!?!

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This is for abit of fun now that I am getting bored of reading the same posts about who we should sign etc...

   

   

If you were a professional football player and you were to choose a scandal to be caught up in. What would it be? and Who with?

   

Rules are...
   

Current Club - Norwich City
Have represented England at both U21 and full international level.
Seen by many as the next greatest footballer in the world.

   

Have fun..

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Scandal.

Player seen wearing pyjamas going to bed for early night with his own wife, following busy day i) signing countless autographs for under-privaledged children in hospital , and ii) after counting his hard earned money which was safely invested in the bank earlier the same day.

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[quote user="Unhinged Canary"]Betting on underground midget jelly wrestling.
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I do hope you backed the Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum (Godolphin) financially backed midget!! I heard he''s got extra strength..

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Being caught up in the infamous "shit in the ITFC''s chairman''s desk drawers" scandal.

After a friendly against Blue Square South team, Ipswich Town, several Norwich City players play a game of ''leave a dump'' at Portman Road. Best place wins £50.

I win, but cause disgust amongst the football family. On the plus side become a City hero for ever.

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[quote user="Jammy Yellow"]

This is for abit of fun now that I am getting bored of reading the same posts about who we should sign etc...

   

   

If you were a professional football player and you were to choose a scandal to be caught up in. What would it be? and Who with?

   

Rules are...   

Current Club - Norwich City Have represented England at both U21 and full international level. Seen by many as the next greatest footballer in the world.

   

Have fun..

[/quote]I think I''d have to do a Graeme Souness and, after being substituted in the 85th minute after completing my hat-trick in a 6-0 victory over League One Ipswich in an FA Cup match at Binman Road, I''d run back onto the pitch and plant a Norwich City flag in the centre-circle.  This is the precipitating event for the scandal, as the roundhouse kick I land on an irate knife-wielding Scummer lands me a 38 match ban, 3 month jail sentence and £5m fine.  I end up playing for Stenhousemuir.  It''s all fine.

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