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[quote user="lake district canary"][quote user="lappinitup"]

Good luck with that LDC, let''s hope you succeed.

BTW, do you think my dog is ugly?

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Thanks.  You have just gone up in  my estimation!

Your dog is beautiful!  Is that tongue for real though?[/quote]

 

Of course it''s real. When he developed arthritis in his neck, his tongue seemed grow a bit enabling him to wash his "bits".

 

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There you go, skip dessert too.[URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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[quote user="First acolyte the east coast role model"]Why are you having dinner at 14:45?[/quote]

Because in our household we are not pigs and do not stuff our faces all day long.

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[quote user="morty"]There you go, skip dessert too.[URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote]

Mortimer why do you insist on harassing me? Do not spoil my sunday dinner simply out of spite. I will be messaging you privately.

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[quote user="Graham"][quote user="morty"]There you go, skip dessert too.[URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote]

Mortimer why do you insist on harassing me? Do not spoil my sunday dinner simply out of spite. I will be messaging you privately.[/quote][URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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Stop it Mortimer, it is not funny. That dog is a vile creature, I should hope I never have to encounter it. Please ''Lapping'' train your dog to act in a more civilised manner, Mortimer you could also learn from such words!

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Please do not mention my beautiful wife Carol, she has had no argument with you so far. However I believe it is good judgement by her to also point out that the creature depicted in that image is an unsavoury foul beast.

My daughter once had a pet sparrow (I caught him from a tree in the garden), he used to cause ever such a mess and was merely a waste of money. Thankfully he disappeared, I am not sure what happened to him but my daughter did not know.

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Graham are you aware that the capture and keeping in captivity of a wild bird is a criminal offence punishable by a fine of up to £5000 and six months imprisonment, I''m sure as a good Christian soul you''ll find it your moral duty to at least report your daughter for this crime and maybe purge your own sins at the same time. For your convenience here''s a link to the appropriate form to kick the prosecution off. RSPB

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[quote user="Graham"]Please do not mention my beautiful wife Carol, she has had no argument with you so far. However I believe it is good judgement by her to also point out that the creature depicted in that image is an unsavoury foul beast.

My daughter once had a pet sparrow (I caught him from a tree in the garden), he used to cause ever such a mess and was merely a waste of money. Thankfully he disappeared, I am not sure what happened to him but my daughter did not know.[/quote]Have a word with Lappin''s dog. He doesn''t look entirely innocent [:D]Surely your daughter noticed her pet sparrow had gone awol ?

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[quote user="Zak Van Burger"]Graham are you aware that the capture and keeping in captivity of a wild bird is a criminal offence punishable by a fine of up to £5000 and six months imprisonment, I''m sure as a good Christian soul you''ll find it your moral duty to at least report your daughter for this crime and maybe purge your own sins at the same time. For your convenience here''s a link to the appropriate form to kick the prosecution off. RSPB[/quote]

Thank you Zak, I will consider this.

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[quote user="......and Smith must score."][quote user="Graham"]Please do not mention my beautiful wife Carol, she has had no argument with you so far. However I believe it is good judgement by her to also point out that the creature depicted in that image is an unsavoury foul beast.

My daughter once had a pet sparrow (I caught him from a tree in the garden), he used to cause ever such a mess and was merely a waste of money. Thankfully he disappeared, I am not sure what happened to him but my daughter did not know.[/quote]Have a word with Lappin''s dog. He doesn''t look entirely innocent [:D]Surely your daughter noticed her pet sparrow had gone awol ?

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I wouldn''t be surprised if it''s disappearance was down to that horrible dog. My daughter simply came to me one day and said it was gone, the window had been closed so I''m not sure where it went.

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[quote user="Graham"][quote user="......and Smith must score."][quote user="Graham"]Please do not mention my beautiful wife Carol, she has had no argument with you so far. However I believe it is good judgement by her to also point out that the creature depicted in that image is an unsavoury foul beast.

My daughter once had a pet sparrow (I caught him from a tree in the garden), he used to cause ever such a mess and was merely a waste of money. Thankfully he disappeared, I am not sure what happened to him but my daughter did not know.[/quote]Have a word with Lappin''s dog. He doesn''t look entirely innocent [:D]Surely your daughter noticed her pet sparrow had gone awol ?

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I wouldn''t be surprised if it''s disappearance was down to that horrible dog. My daughter simply came to me one day and said it was gone, the window had been closed so I''m not sure where it went.[/quote]Did you trap cats as well by any chance and if so did you keep them in with the sparrows?

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[quote user="lake district canary"]Nice one guys. I''m done with this thread anyway.

[/quote]Thank Christ!I''ve been forcing myself to read it despite nearly losing the will to live.[W]

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[quote user="ricardo"][quote user="lake district canary"]Nice one guys. I''m done with this thread anyway.

[/quote]Thank Christ!I''ve been forcing myself to read it despite nearly losing the will to live.[W][/quote]Its been like a cross between an awareness advert for care in the community, Canary call and the TV show "One foot in the grave"

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The views on this thread are about the same, or a bit more, of the portaloo road attendance!

Appropriate considering the amount of bin in this thread,

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[quote user="......and Smith must score."][quote user="Graham"]Please do not mention my beautiful wife Carol, she has had no argument with you so far. However I believe it is good judgement by her to also point out that the creature depicted in that image is an unsavoury foul beast. My daughter once had a pet sparrow (I caught him from a tree in the garden), he used to cause ever such a mess and was merely a waste of money. Thankfully he disappeared, I am not sure what happened to him but my daughter did not know.[/quote]

Have a word with Lappin''s dog. He doesn''t look entirely innocent [:D]

Surely your daughter noticed her pet sparrow had gone awol ?[/quote]

 

My dog would NEVER touch a poor sparrow Smithy.....

 

[URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

 

However, he has a six-week old daughter who is not old enough to know better yet.......

 

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