Song for Van Wolfswinkel (if he signs)

[Scooby 0]

[quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]I saw Ricky van Wolfswinkle with a Chinese menu in his hand

Walkin through the streets of Riverside in the rain

He was lookin for the place called Riverbank All You Can Eat

Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

Aaahoo where''s Wolfswinkle of Norwich

Aaahoo

Aaahoo where''s Wolfwinkle of Norwich

Aaahoo[/quote]

Rudolph !! Perfect. Can''t beat a bit of Warren Zeavon. Just the howling and ''Van Wolfswinkel of Norwich'' would be easy.

[Johnny_Bravo 0]

To the Karma Chameleon tune,

"Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky van Wolfswinkel, van Wolfswinkel, van Wolfswinkeeelllll!"

Like the old Jon Otsemobor one?!

[norfolkchance1 0]

Wonderwall by Oasis might work, would be especially good to try on last day of season at Etihad.

And all the roads we have to walk are winding

And all the lights that lead us there are blinding

There are many things that we

Would like to say to them but we don''t know how

Because maybe, he''s gonna be the one that saves us.

And After all van Wolfswinkallllll

[Parma Ham's gone mouldy 2,219]

"we love you dog''s willy

Despite your silly name

We love you dog''s willy

You score in every game

We love you dog''s willy

Cross the ball and he''ll score......."

  

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[FastAsHuck 0]

To the Tune of the (Awful) One Direction (Yes I am actually suggesting this), What makes you beautiful.

He comes from Holland and he''s Dynamite,

He Makes Van Persie look like Sh1te,

He scores with his head and his left and right,

Oh Oh Oh

We Love Van Wolfswinkel,

Nana Nana Nana Nana (Jump around and repeat)

Here is a link, apologise for you having to listen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM_BwA6xTuc

I reckon it would sound good though.

[thebigdub 0]

how about a bit of a Dick Van Dyke tribute from one Dick Van to another...from chitty chitty bang bang Oh you Dicky Dicky Dog dick, Dicky Dicky dog dick we love you.And our dicky dicky dog dickdicky dicky dog dick loves us too High low every where we go nowDicky dicky dog dick scores. Van VanDicky dicky dog dickOur fine tall Flemish friend Van VanDicky dicky dog dickOur fine tall Flemish friend 

[Yorkshire Canary 118]

Sadly I doubt we will ever see him in a Norwich shirt

[drurys testamonials V 15 0]

We might if we can do a Wigan U-turn Yorkshire

[BSEYELLOW 36]

Sorry to revive such an old thread. But i found myself singing this earlier, dont know where it came from but appears to be from The roof is on fire by the bloodhound gang or maybe another version after i googled it.

The Wolf, The Wolf, The Wolf is on fire

The Wolf, The Wolf, The Wolf is on fire

The Wolf, The Wolf, The Wolf is on fire

Give him the ball, and he will take us higher.

Simple, easy and clear.

[Houston Canary 0]

No particular happilyfor this but here goes:

He''s Dutch, he''s clutch

With very fine touch

That''s why we happily paid so much

He''s slick Ricky van Wolfswinkle.

[Houston Canary 0]

Not sure what I did but the word happily bounced up and replaced "tune".

[FenwayFrank 2,456]

Still Hungry like the wolf by duran duran for me

[HazzaJet 252]

Be afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf

Be afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf

''Coz he scores so many goals!

However, he''s foreign and almost certainly won''t know the story that we are linking him to though the majority of his his team mates should and could explain it, but he still might think we are linking him to Suarez at first and being sarcastic in the final line so if we did use this song, I reckon we should leave it until he has scored a quite a few goals and he can clearly see that we mean he''s a danger for the opposition. If he is a danger this might frustrate the opposition as well

[CambridgeCanary 0]

It seems that new songs find it hard to catch on.

What is wrong with reviving We Love You?

We love you Wolfswinkel

With all our might

We love you Wolfswinkel despite your lack of height

We love you Wolfswinkel

Cross the ball and he''ll score

[splutcho 173]

Cos he''s about 6''2"...

[ReadingCanary 0]

OHHHHHH RICKKKYYY VAN WOLFSSSSWINKELLLLLLRepeat till he leaves club / retires

[lake district canary 4,531]

How about reusing WFLGH?The Wolf, We f****g love the WolfWe f****g love the WolfWe f****g love the Wolf

[CambridgeCanary 0]

[quote user="splutcho"]Cos he''s about 6''2"...[/quote]

Quite right. I didnt appreciate that till you said. He looks a lot shorter probably because he''s so slim.

[SwindonCanary 455]

I couldn''t catch what the lower Barclay were singing, anyone know ?

[morty 0]

[quote user="swindoncanary"]I couldn''t catch what the lower Barclay were singing, anyone know ?[/quote]Ricky ricky ricky ricky ricky van wolfswinkelVan wolfswinkel, van wolfswinkelTo the tune of "Karma Chameleon"Yeah, it was pretty pants.

[10Jackson 0]

Nothing wrong with that chant it''s good! But if anyone wants to change the song, maybe the jarold and N&P should sing up!

[morty 0]

[quote user="RG"]Nothing wrong with that chant it''s good! But if anyone wants to change the song, maybe the jarold and N&P should sing up![/quote]I''m in the Barclay mate.Honestly the song (in my opinion) is pretty pants, we can do better.

[Bygravey 0]

What about..

He scores when he wants

Ricky Wolfwinkel

He scores when he wants..

Simple!!

[Mad-dog Dion 0]

[quote user="TCCANARY"]

To the tune of Twinkle, twinkle little star.

 

Wolfswinkel, Wolfswinkel you''re a star

and you''ve got a lovely car*

You''ve probably got a lovely life

And a model for a wife

Wolfswinkel, Wolfswinkel you''re a star

and you''ve got a lovely car*

 

 

* I don''t know if he''s actually got a lovely car but most professional footballers do.

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Are we singing this next Saturday lads?

[iron_stan 0]

hes all on his own, all on his ooooooooooowwwwn, ricky cant score chris, hes stuck on his own

[iron_stan 0]

i think if the whole stadium howled it would be amazing, doesnt really work half half a dozen people. you would be able to hear it from suffolk

[Herman 9,716]

All you''d be able to hear from Suffolk is a high pitched whine.

[Scooby 0]

Quote Thebigdub

how about a bit of a Dick Van Dyke tribute from one Dick Van to another...from chitty chitty bang bang

Oh you Dicky Dicky Dog dick,

Dicky Dicky dog dick we love you.

And our dicky dicky dog dick

dicky dicky dog dick loves us too

High low every where we go now

Dicky dicky dog dick scores.

Van Van

Dicky dicky dog dick

Our fine tall Flemish friend

Van Van

Dicky dicky dog dick

Our fine tall Flemish friend

Absolutely brilliant my friend, bet that took some work. Love it.

Just one minor problem. If you called him Flemish he''d probably knock your head off.

[PortlandCanary 0]

I sure hope he signs...

[basil brush 0]

He''ll be so bored and isolated this season he''ll be able to write his own song during the game. Or maybe he can be the new ''sweets, chocolates, hot drinks, cold drinks man''?

We have to get our monies worth somehow... :)