Mister Chops 7 Posted December 22, 2012 I want to take my six month old son to the Peterborough game as the fresh air will do him good, the salty language will broaden his mind, and I can use him as a talking point to start up conversations with women I would otherwise be scared of, increasing the chance of my meeting a like-minded single mum for some mutually convenient bedroom action as a refreshing alternative to watching daytime TV.Does anyone have one of those baby rucksack carrier things I could borrow? I''m worried that if we score he''ll get injured when I drop him in order to clap. Even if we don''t score, at some point I will need one of my hands to gesticulate at Steve Morison.Please PM me if you can help, thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted December 22, 2012 Make sure you get one of the ''front-loading ones''. Then you can balance your pint/pie on the little-uns head, thus keeping both hands free for pointing/waving/clapping etc.[Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barclay seats 4849 0 Posted December 22, 2012 Funniest thing I have read on here for a while ..well done :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Jenkins 0 Posted December 22, 2012 [quote user="Unhinged Canary"]Make sure you get one of the ''front-loading ones''. Then you can balance your pint/pie on the little-uns head, thus keeping both hands free for pointing/waving/clapping etc.[Y][/quote]Much easier to get him out so you can throw him in the air when we score as well. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted December 22, 2012 [quote user="Mister Chops"]I want to take my six month old son to the Peterborough game as the fresh air will do him good, the salty language will broaden his mind, and I can use him as a talking point to start up conversations with women I would otherwise be scared of, increasing the chance of my meeting a like-minded single mum for some mutually convenient bedroom action as a refreshing alternative to watching daytime TV.Does anyone have one of those baby rucksack carrier things I could borrow? I''m worried that if we score he''ll get injured when I drop him in order to clap. Even if we don''t score, at some point I will need one of my hands to gesticulate at Steve Morison.Please PM me if you can help, thanks.[/quote]ah yes the old widower routine gets them every time [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lets be aving you! 0 Posted December 22, 2012 My one-week-old girl is getting a Posh terrace ticket from Santa. How about we meet up near the latrine. I''ll bring along some freshly pressed milk. We can share crayons if the littl''uns get bored. And chuck them at Moro when he blazes wide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bws Cat 0 Posted December 22, 2012 When they start to get fidgety just let them run around the place for a bit. It helps them blow of steam.Or, of course, you could have them do a jog around the pitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted December 22, 2012 Whatever you do, don''t let them throw their dummy onto the pitch - could result in a very long lifetime ban! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frodo 0 Posted December 22, 2012 why would you bring your child to the game.? thats irrespionable and you should be sick of yourself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted December 22, 2012 [quote user="Frodo"]why would you bring your child to the game.? thats irrespionable and you should be sick of yourself[/quote]Well said Frodo. Everyone knows that it''s not a good idea to take kids to games until they''re at least nine months old. You should report him to your social worker! [:@] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frodo 0 Posted December 22, 2012 thanks lapping and i agree. you should be ashamed you sick individual if i see you at the game then i will give you a piece of my mind.!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,352 Posted December 22, 2012 [quote user="Frodo"]thanks lapping and i agree. you should be ashamed you sick individual if i see you at the game then i will give you a piece of my mind.!![/quote] Be careful, I wouldn''t have thought you could afford to lose much of it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frodo 0 Posted December 22, 2012 sent u a message nutty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,311 Posted December 22, 2012 [quote user="Lets be aving you"]My one-week-old girl is getting a Posh terrace ticket from Santa. How about we meet up near the latrine. I''ll bring along some freshly pressed milk. We can share crayons if the littl''uns get bored. And chuck them at Moro when he blazes wide.[/quote]So she''s seen two games then.......Wigan last week and West Brom (in the p*ssing rain ) today.Ticket stubs at the ready as social services will be along shortly to check in case you''ve denied her access and in doing so thereby infringed her human rights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,352 Posted December 22, 2012 [quote user="Frodo"]sent u a message nutty[/quote] Yes, I got it thanks[Y] [quote user="Frodo"]greetings, faithful retainer. I am afraid i have had to resort to disguising myself as a cockroach to conceal myself among the masses. no doubt i shall cause some destruction but i am afraid collateral damage always happens in great causes if you understand. much like the stoning scene from the life of brian, a few words here and there will have the nonentitys crawling out. this time i hope for them to come to me rather than away. hopefully i shall locate or deduce who the ringleader of these degenerates is. as a friend i trust you to help me keep up ''appearences''. Will you? city1st[/quote] Of course if City 1st wanted to contact me he''d email me like he has in the past..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted December 22, 2012 City1st may be many things, but illiterate is not one of them.Of course, you ("Frodo") know that we know that. Still, you have to fill your life up with something. Just question whether this is the best thing you can find? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,311 Posted December 22, 2012 [quote user="nutty nigel"][quote user="Frodo"]sent u a message nutty[/quote] Yes, I got it thanks[Y] [quote user="Frodo"]greetings, faithful retainer. I am afraid i have had to resort to disguising myself as a cockroach to conceal myself among the masses. no doubt i shall cause some destruction but i am afraid collateral damage always happens in great causes if you understand. much like the stoning scene from the life of brian, a few words here and there will have the nonentitys crawling out. this time i hope for them to come to me rather than away. hopefully i shall locate or deduce who the ringleader of these degenerates is. as a friend i trust you to help me keep up ''appearences''. Will you? city1st[/quote] Of course if City 1st wanted to contact me he''d email me like he has in the past..... [/quote]Hmm......this is alarmingly well spelt by someone who claims spelling isn''t his or her''s specialist subject Nutty.The mask is beginning to slip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lets be aving you! 0 Posted December 22, 2012 "why would you bring your child to the game.? thats irrespionable and you should be sick of yourself" But football grounds can be very infant-friendly, frodo. You yourself sit in the sandpit, you told us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted December 23, 2012 I used to sit in the Sandpit myself, years ago, but then moved to the shelter of the Wensum Stand where that old North wind don''t blow through you like a dose of salts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites