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Blurboy1980

Houston we have a problem...what to do what to do.....

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  Houston here, and since you asked me in particular, I''ll tell you what I''d do (and am doing since my current lady is a ManU fan cuz she loves her countryman, Chicharito) and that is to have a friendly, good natured rivalry with the boys.

 

  In my case, more than anything, she loves Tigres in the Mexican league the way I love NCFC, so the EPL rivalry between us isn''t serious, and I back her support of Tigres. At the moment, Tigres play Norwich about as often as Norwich play (L)Ipstick and by the time the 2 East Anglian giants compete regularly again, your relationship will be over or well enough established that soccer rivalries shouldn''t matter any more.

 

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Be positive about Norwich City and do nothing to undermine the boys'' relationship with their father. That is the important point to remember, my dear. After all, too many children have no contact with their dads. As much as your relationship may develop with your sweetheart, you will not be their father.

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I can''t believe how many terrible "new man" posts there have been in this thread. If their dad really cared about his kids then he would have had them with someone he could spend the rest of his life with. Take the kids to Carra Rud and ply them with fizzy pop and and crisps so they end up loving Norwich. If the dad complains, just claim that you were trying to show the kids a good time and be a good ''step dad''. Then watch his tears as his children decide to support a better team than his (safe in knowledge that you pleasure his ex better than he ever could because everyone knows binners have tiny man things)!

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[quote user="Taiwan Canary"]If their dad really cared about his kids then he would have had them with someone he could spend the rest of his life with.[/quote]Yes, people often divorce and then ask for a refund on the crystal ball they purchased before the wedding.Seriously, have a look at yourself.

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OK, listen very carefully.

Take them to Carrow Road to watch a match.  Hopefully one we''ll win!  Just as you get there, secrete some extra strength Nicotine patches on their skin.  When you leave, surreptitiously remove them.  After two or three visits they''ll be hooked on seeing Norwich, better still - they''ll forever be searching for that "hit" like they got the first few timees and never get there.  Fans for life!

Don''t thank me - its all part of the service

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