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1st wizard has died!.

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Ahoy there shipmates.

It is my sad duty to inform this board that 1st wizard died at carrow road last night.

He seemed okay to me at the time, upset yes, but okay.

I''ve seen him get upset before, but this was something else, I believe Delia''s unwarranted words at halftime and the result, was the final straw for him.

As I made my wary way home from Carrow Road, I turned around, and there hanging from a floodlight with a rope around his neck, was 1st wizard, and sadly there was no sign of life in his limp and frail body!.

What a sad day, Yo Ho Ho!.      

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Oh no, does that mean all those hexes that he did cast upon certain teams and players will come undone???

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[quote]Oh no, does that mean all those hexes that he did cast upon certain teams and players will come undone???[/quote]

I''m just a humble pirate Francesco, who knows?.

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[quote]Well at least last night wasn''t a total disaster then?[/quote]

As I personally knew that wizard chap (RIP mate) he was a city supporter John. Barking mad I''ll agree, but he was a City supporter just the same.

Are you saying its good that a city supporter has died?.

Tut tut. Yo ho ho. 

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Position vacant

Wanted one arch nemesis.

Key skills required:

  • master of the dark arts
  • irrational mood swings
  • level 3 potions, level 1 hex''s.

Familiar and cauldron will be provided.

Excellent pay, conditions and fully mental healthcare provision.

Please apply in blood to Campbell, Yankee Canary or countless newbie posters.

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[quote]Position vacant Wanted one arch nemesis. Key skills required: master of the dark arts irrational mood swings level 3 potions, level 1 hex''s. Familiar and cauldron will be provided. Excelle...[/quote]

Superb Al Yellow!.

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[quote]Whether he''s a wizard or a captain he''s still still a few planks short of a full deck.[/quote]

he certainly seems to sail with several sheets to the wind !

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[quote]Whether he''s a wizard or a captain he''s still still a few planks short of a full deck.[/quote]

I''m sorry Yankee, I''m neither, just little old me I''m afraid. Yo ho ho.

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atleast cap''n jack can keep some CLEAN SHEETS

nice sail.......

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So for months he said "he''s coming" and all we got was captain bloody pugwash!! 

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[quote]errrrmmmmm. i just didnt think he deserved it[/quote]

He would have been very grateful for your kind words Northern Canary.

Trouble is though, there''s still the matter of his corpse rotten away and hanging from the left floodlight pylon at the Barclay!.

And that could be smelly, have a sniff against Chelsea, and you''ll see what I mean.

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