First Wizard 0 Posted March 1, 2005 Ahoy there shipmates. It is my sad duty to inform this board that 1st wizard died at carrow road last night. He seemed okay to me at the time, upset yes, but okay. I''ve seen him get upset before, but this was something else, I believe Delia''s unwarranted words at halftime and the result, was the final straw for him. As I made my wary way home from Carrow Road, I turned around, and there hanging from a floodlight with a rope around his neck, was 1st wizard, and sadly there was no sign of life in his limp and frail body!. What a sad day, Yo Ho Ho!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francesco Volpe<P><BR><EM><FONT size=3><STRONG>A<STRONG><FONT>wesome<STRONG><FONT size=3>S<FONT><STRONG>ublime<STRONG><FONT size=3>H<FONT><STRONG>onest pro<EM><EM><FONT size=3><STRONG>T<STRONG><FONT>alented<STRONG><FONT size 0 Posted March 1, 2005 Oh no, does that mean all those hexes that he did cast upon certain teams and players will come undone??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted March 1, 2005 [quote]Oh no, does that mean all those hexes that he did cast upon certain teams and players will come undone???[/quote]I''m just a humble pirate Francesco, who knows?. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Boubepo 0 Posted March 1, 2005 Well at least last night wasn''t a total disaster then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted March 1, 2005 [quote]Well at least last night wasn''t a total disaster then?[/quote] As I personally knew that wizard chap (RIP mate) he was a city supporter John. Barking mad I''ll agree, but he was a City supporter just the same. Are you saying its good that a city supporter has died?. Tut tut. Yo ho ho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted March 1, 2005 The Wizard has died. Long live the Pirate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Al Yellow 0 Posted March 1, 2005 Position vacantWanted one arch nemesis. Key skills required:master of the dark artsirrational mood swingslevel 3 potions, level 1 hex''s.Familiar and cauldron will be provided.Excellent pay, conditions and fully mental healthcare provision.Please apply in blood to Campbell, Yankee Canary or countless newbie posters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted March 1, 2005 [quote]Position vacant Wanted one arch nemesis. Key skills required: master of the dark arts irrational mood swings level 3 potions, level 1 hex''s. Familiar and cauldron will be provided. Excelle...[/quote]Superb Al Yellow!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Canary 0 Posted March 1, 2005 so is this 1st Wiz but now a pirate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted March 1, 2005 Whether he''s a wizard or a captain he''s still still a few planks short of a full deck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Aries 0 Posted March 1, 2005 [quote]Whether he''s a wizard or a captain he''s still still a few planks short of a full deck.[/quote]he certainly seems to sail with several sheets to the wind ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Canary 0 Posted March 1, 2005 leave him alone. theres nothing wrong with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Aries 0 Posted March 1, 2005 [quote]leave him alone. theres nothing wrong with him.[/quote]are you a qualified psychiatrist then ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted March 1, 2005 [quote]Whether he''s a wizard or a captain he''s still still a few planks short of a full deck.[/quote]I''m sorry Yankee, I''m neither, just little old me I''m afraid. Yo ho ho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted March 1, 2005 atleast cap''n jack can keep some CLEAN SHEETS nice sail....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted March 1, 2005 So for months he said "he''s coming" and all we got was captain bloody pugwash!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatMan Fat 0 Posted March 1, 2005 Who is, was, this 1st Wizard guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Canary 0 Posted March 1, 2005 errrrmmmmm. i just didnt think he deserved it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted March 2, 2005 [quote]errrrmmmmm. i just didnt think he deserved it[/quote]He would have been very grateful for your kind words Northern Canary.Trouble is though, there''s still the matter of his corpse rotten away and hanging from the left floodlight pylon at the Barclay!.And that could be smelly, have a sniff against Chelsea, and you''ll see what I mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites