Row D Seat 7 0 Posted October 22, 2012 The ones I''ve heard so far and liked are:How green is your grass?How green is your grass?Oh Paul Lambert,How green is your grass?He''ll be gone in a minute, gone in a minute, oh he''ll be gone in a minute.We''ll see you in court,we''ll see you in court, open your wallet, we''ll see you in court.You''re such a big club,You''re such a big club,Oh Aston Villa,You''re such a big club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
H4H 0 Posted October 22, 2012 whats the tune - havnt heard it before! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,431 Posted October 22, 2012 Don''t noramlly bother but it has to be the re-birth of (Day Dream Believer) F*** *off Paul Lambert,Oh what do you mean,You Big Headed Bastard,Villa are a sh1t football team! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e10_yellow 0 Posted October 22, 2012 Is this what, is this what, is this what you left us for? Is this what you left us for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redders Right Foot 22 Posted October 22, 2012 IMO, best lambert songs will be those that don''t even mention him. purely CH this saturday. show them it''s his club now, and we have little to no respect for lambert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swindonyellow 0 Posted October 22, 2012 [quote user="Across The Pond Yellow"]IMO, best lambert songs will be those that don''t even mention him. purely CH this saturday. show them it''s his club now, and we have little to no respect for lambert.[/quote]Couldn''t agree more.Ignore Lambert, Sing your heats out about Hughton. To really wind Lambert up, would be to applaud him. He wouldn''t expect it and it would really throw him. Sing for Hughton, don''t sing for Lambert, but a gentle ripple of an applause, would be ok. After all he did perform a miracle here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canarinator_T1000 0 Posted October 22, 2012 Can''t polish a turd,Can''t polish a turd,Even Paul Lambert,Can''t polish a turd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The acolyte 0 Posted October 22, 2012 [8] You hairy bastardsYou ruined our club, ruined our club, ruuuined our club,You hairy bastards, you ruined our club [8]Of course I jest. I love the "Is this what you left us for" one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Vince 406 Posted October 22, 2012 When Norwich are 8-1 up in the 89th minute:Sacked in the morningYou''re gonna be sacked in the morning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fried_chicken 0 Posted October 22, 2012 you''re just a stepping stone! you''re just a stepping stone! (to Villa fans) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted October 22, 2012 I''m all for ignoring Lambert so he hasn''t got anything to feed off but, should the result go our way then a bit of irony like the quality chant to Clinghan would hit he right note.I still wonder whether we might relegate Villa in the penultimate match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted October 22, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4GxUKYQ258His name was Lambert, he was our heroWe would never fail to score, just listen to the Barclay roarWe played four-three-three, we played the diamondAnd while Grant Holt became a star, John Ruddy always tended barUp the league we soared, the Premier League was our rewardHe was young and we all loved him -And still he wanted more -Yes, he''s Paul LambertHe was a winnerAnd then he f*cked off to Aston VillaHoofball without passion is always the fashionAt Villa.... and they are sh*te.That''s Villa, yes, Aston VillaThe sh*ttest team west of Manila.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUPER YELLOW CANARY 0 Posted October 22, 2012 Who cares, dont feed him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungo Bumpkin 0 Posted October 22, 2012 Lambert, you''re a ####!Lambert, Lambert you''re a ####.Repeat. For ninety minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barclay_boy111 0 Posted October 22, 2012 Im all for lambert bashing but I think like mentioned getting right behind the hoot will rule him up more!The Hoot, The Hoot, The Hoot is on fire! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RvWs 4 year contract 0 Posted October 22, 2012 [quote user="Mister Chops"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4GxUKYQ258His name was Lambert, he was our heroWe would never fail to score, just listen to the Barclay roarWe played four-three-three, we played the diamondAnd while Grant Holt became a star, John Ruddy always tended barUp the league we soared, the Premier League was our rewardHe was young and we all loved him -And still he wanted more -Yes, he''s Paul LambertHe was a winnerAnd then he f*cked off to Aston VillaHoofball without passion is always the fashionAt Villa.... and they are sh*te.That''s Villa, yes, Aston VillaThe sh*ttest team west of Manila....[/quote]I''ll get the song sheets printed up and hand them out at Vile Park on saturday [:D]Hilariously good post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted October 22, 2012 What about the old ''Fortunes'' song?Lambert come, Lambert goTells you yes and then he tells you noLambert never stays longKeeps on movin'' along. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,707 Posted October 23, 2012 Well, if we really wanted to get nasty:"We texted your wife... We texted your wife... we saw you with Lerner, then texted your wife!"see:[url]http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/paul-lamberts-wife-targeted-by-text-1280265[/url] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koreacanary 0 Posted October 23, 2012 Ahh skijump you got there before me! hahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boozer 0 Posted October 23, 2012 To be honest I think it would be best to ignore him completely, just sing for Chris Hughton and the team. This will never happen though so my suggestion would be the chorus off the "The Beatles" - Obladi Oblada. Would be easy to get going and be a bit original. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Row D Seat 7 0 Posted October 23, 2012 Whilst the wife text song is funny, hope it doesn''t get an outing a Villa. He doesn''t deserve that at all. Hope he''s also not called a c**t. Just some constant ribbing for 90 minutes will do fine. I like the ''How green is your grass'' song."He walked out the door, he walked out the door,There goes Paul Lambert, we love you no more"."You are a stepping stone, you are a stepping stone, we were a stepping stone, you are a stepping stone"."We''ll tell you a joke, we''ll tell you a joke,Villa are a big club - that is the joke". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 0 Posted October 23, 2012 Once we''re winningLambert whats the score, lambert lambert what''s the score Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 0 Posted October 23, 2012 To the abba tuneMoney, money, money must be funny in Lamberts wallet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lingo 0 Posted October 23, 2012 This is how it feels to be cityThis is how it feels to be smallF*ck off LambertWe got Chrissy Hughton, Chrissy Hughton, Chrissy Hughton.... To the tune of...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq7nW5hmOQc&feature=related Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boozer 0 Posted October 23, 2012 To "god save ireland"- by td sulivan or more commonly known as what man utd sing about carlos tevez.Who''s that t**t from scotland.Who''s that money grabbing whorePaul Lambert is his name and he hasent got a brain and he aint welcome in Norwich anymore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 0 Posted October 23, 2012 One Gary Karsa! There''s only one Gary Karsa! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratton canary 158 Posted October 23, 2012 "Is this what you left us for"? sounds good, or we could go back to the old Mike Walker song, a favourite of mine in the pub in Wycome many years ago!! all together now oh, Paul Lamberts a w-----, he wears a w------ hat, & now he''s gone to villa park, cause he''s a greedy t---. oh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
