Mister Chops 7 Posted August 27, 2012 [quote user="BWs Cat"]Am I the only one who is shocked that Aunt Bessie doesn''t make my yorkshire puddings?[/quote]I''m shocked and appalled that Mr. Kipling didn''t write the Jungle Book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djc 0 Posted August 27, 2012 >It''s a player most Norwich fans will be keen to read about - even Mr Chops!<It had better not be Megson. He can go do one! (and i dont mean writing his own book ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djc 0 Posted August 27, 2012 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="BWs Cat"]Am I the only one who is shocked that Aunt Bessie doesn''t make my yorkshire puddings?[/quote]I''m shocked and appalled that Mr. Kipling didn''t write the Jungle Book.[/quote]An exceedingly good book Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted August 27, 2012 He didn''t actually write the jungle book, but Rudyard Kipling did write a number 1 hit for Telly Savalas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNVvlLAvswg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted August 27, 2012 [quote user="BWs Cat"]Am I the only one who is shocked that Aunt Bessie doesn''t make my yorkshire puddings?[/quote]The name was devised as a marketing homophone ie they "aren''t" bessies which is quite accurate though "aren''t cooked" would be a more appropriate name for the roast potatoes.....[:|] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted August 27, 2012 [quote user="Rootin FerHooten"][quote user="BWs Cat"]Am I the only one who is shocked that Aunt Bessie doesn''t make my yorkshire puddings?[/quote]The name was devised as a marketing homophone ie they "aren''t" bessies which is quite accurate though "aren''t cooked" would be a more appropriate name for the roast potatoes.....[:|][/quote]What''s Kipling & Bessie really got to do with Eadie getting somebody to write his book for him?[:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted August 27, 2012 and hopefully it won''t have any mention of ''roasting'' a particular favourite ''apre game'' passtime amongst certain footballers so I am reliably informed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted August 27, 2012 [quote user="The Chirp"]Currently, I cannot reveal the player in question, but if anyone can help with the above, it''d be greatly appreciated. [/quote]Bowen Eadie ekoku or Goss...what do i win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted August 27, 2012 a signed copy of these lyrics and a ticket to a home City game in the Wensum Stand An old cold hack went writin'' outone dark and windy dayUpon a thread he postedas he sought to earn his payWhen all at once a naughty herdof re plied words he sawA laughin at the ragged liesand at his bludy choreYippie I Ay, Yippie I OhGhost writers in the skyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqTNJQ233BE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted August 27, 2012 [quote user="City1st"]a signed copy of these lyrics and a ticket to a home City game in the Wensum Stand An old cold hack went writin'' outone dark and windy dayUpon a thread he postedas he sought to earn his payWhen all at once a naughty herdof re plied words he sawA laughin at the ragged liesand at his bludy choreYippie I Ay, Yippie I OhGhost writers in the skyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqTNJQ233BE [/quote]Winning! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyCanary 0 Posted August 28, 2012 Why on Earth would someone pretend to be working on an auto biography of a Norwich player? Are posters on this forum really that deluded that they think the kudos of working with an ex player is worth creating some elaborate story about?If you think every autobiography is written by the person sitting down with a pen and paper you are also as daft as if you believe the above assumption. I often wonder how people come to some of the weird conclusions they do with topics on these forums, but with responses like this it is no wonder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scooby 0 Posted August 28, 2012 [quote user="nutty nigel"][quote user="The Chirp"][quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="The Chirp"]Thank you Rootin - Greatly appreciated. Mr Chops - i''ll bite on this - what makes you think I am not writing an autobiography?[/quote]Clearly Chirp you have no idea what an autobiography is.[/quote]See my reply to someone else who is just as pathetic as you. I simply asked a question as I needed help on some research. Silly thing to do on here as I forgot that many of the posters here have nothing better to do in their lives than to find potential fault and argue the sky isn''t blue. I am a journalist who is ghostwriting an autobiography - or helping to write a footballer''s story. Can you understand that or does that not compute with you? Pinkun keyboard warriors... you''ve got to love them![/quote] [8]Yippie yi Ohhhhh Yippie yi yaaaaay [/quote]Lovin it Nutty [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scooby 0 Posted August 28, 2012 Come on Chopsy, give the guy a break! If anyone seriously thinks that the majority of these autobiographical accounts of footballers, many with a limited educational background, are actually written by said footballers then they must be as delusional Neil Warnock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wet Blanket 0 Posted August 28, 2012 Good luck with the book Chirp ignore the idiots ieTilly and Chops notice how they haven''t even said sorry after being proven wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfcstar 287 Posted August 28, 2012 Yet again the resident morons decide to ridicule at the first opportunity. Do you lot honestly think the majority of footballers could write an autobiography with the correct prose that makes you want to read beyond the first page? Of course not."Mr." Tilson, you''re the worst culprit of the lot, swanning around with your condescending attitude on any post that doesn''t quite fit into your acceptable Pink''Un criteria. You''re a rude and obnoxious little man and if you get your kicks through insulting people on an internet messageboard then all power to you [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wet Blanket 0 Posted August 28, 2012 Funny how when i told him to come say hello in the Nelson on sat he was nowhere to be seen and i was sitting exactly where i told him i would be. He knows since he lost his authority as a copper he now can''t give it out as a human being but has to resort to the internet to gain his kicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted August 28, 2012 [quote user="Wet Blanket"]Funny how when i told him to come say hello in the Nelson on sat he was nowhere to be seen and i was sitting exactly where i told him i would be. He knows since he lost his authority as a copper he now can''t give it out as a human being but has to resort to the internet to gain his kicks.[/quote]I was there and at 2.15 ish i spoke to who was sitting in said chair and it was not you.Try again tonight maybe ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wet Blanket 0 Posted August 28, 2012 Buy me a ticket and i will meet you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted August 28, 2012 [quote user="Wet Blanket"]Buy me a ticket and i will meet you[/quote] It sounds like romance is in the air? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 0 Posted August 28, 2012 [quote user="Wet Blanket"]Buy me a ticket and i will meet you[/quote] Watch it Til, WB is pretty close to BW in reverse.........take your truncheon, you may want to use it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,509 Posted August 28, 2012 [quote user="lake district canary"][quote user="Wet Blanket"]Buy me a ticket and i will meet you[/quote] Watch it Til, WB is pretty close to BW in reverse.........take your truncheon, you may want to use it! [/quote]Especially if romance is in the air [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted August 28, 2012 [quote user="lake district canary"][quote user="Wet Blanket"]Buy me a ticket and i will meet you[/quote]Watch it Til, WB is pretty close to BW in reverse.........take your truncheon, you may want to use it![/quote]Take cuffs too, just in case he can''t keep his hands off your helmet...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted August 28, 2012 [quote user="ncfcstar"]Yet again the resident morons decide to ridicule at the first opportunity. Do you lot honestly think the majority of footballers could write an autobiography with the correct prose that makes you want to read beyond the first page? Of course not."Mr." Tilson, you''re the worst culprit of the lot, swanning around with your condescending attitude on any post that doesn''t quite fit into your acceptable Pink''Un criteria. You''re a rude and obnoxious little man and if you get your kicks through insulting people on an internet messageboard then all power to you [Y][/quote]Well, I''m sorry if you don''t see the humour in someone effectively saying "I am writing an autobiography for someone else", and then deciding an internet message board would be a good place to announce this, and also a good source of research. But it takes all sorts, doesn''t it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wet Blanket 0 Posted August 28, 2012 Chopsy what actually in your opinion is a messageboard for? As it seems all we discuss/argue on this forum is what we all believe this board is for. However all views are conflicting and it seems none of us know but you good sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted August 28, 2012 [quote user="Wet Blanket"]Chopsy what actually in your opinion is a messageboard for? As it seems all we discuss/argue on this forum is what we all believe this board is for. However all views are conflicting and it seems none of us know but you good sir.[/quote]I agree with you. Frankly, the world would be a better place if I was King of Everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted August 28, 2012 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Wet Blanket"]Chopsy what actually in your opinion is a messageboard for? As it seems all we discuss/argue on this forum is what we all believe this board is for. However all views are conflicting and it seems none of us know but you good sir.[/quote]I agree with you. Frankly, the world would be a better place if I was King of Everything.[/quote]I would however be too busy in that role to have any time to write my own autobiography. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wet Blanket 0 Posted August 28, 2012 arrogance is a vile form of personality Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted August 28, 2012 [quote user="Wet Blanket"]arrogance is a vile form of personality[/quote]Wet Blanket is a vile form of BW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites