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To the tune of Agadoo...

 

"Seb... Bass... SONG! SONG! SONG!
Never gets a tackle wrong,
Seb Bass SONG! SONG! SONG!
Clears the danger all day long.
To the left, to the right, in the air or on the deck,
He''s the man, fucking grand, and he shits on Fer-din-and!" (REPEAT)

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[quote user="SS3Canary"]

To the tune of Agadoo...

 

"Seb... Bass... SONG! SONG! SONG!
Never gets a tackle wrong,
Seb Bass SONG! SONG! SONG!
Clears the danger all day long.
To the left, to the right, in the air or on the deck,
He''s the man, fucking grand, and he shits on Fer-din-and!" (REPEAT)

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QPR on Debut,

 

Class though, I really like this

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I just think we should merge S├ębastien and Bassong and refer to him as "Seabass".

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[quote user="SS3Canary"]

To the tune of Agadoo...

 

"Seb... Bass... SONG! SONG! SONG!
Never gets a tackle wrong,
Seb Bass SONG! SONG! SONG!
Clears the danger all day long.
To the left, to the right, in the air or on the deck,
He''s the man, fucking grand, and he shits on Fer-din-and!" (REPEAT)

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^^^ love this

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Did you come up with SS3? It''s probably the best suggestion for a song I''ve seen on here.

It''s catchy

It''s not synonymous with any other club

It slags off Ferdinand

WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?

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[quote user="Brendo"]I liked the Steve Morison song sung at WBA away last year, although haven''t heard it since.[/quote]Fuck off back to MillwallFuck off back to MillwallYou can have him for freeYou can have him for free ?Also one of my favs

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[quote user="SS3Canary"]

To the tune of Agadoo...

 

"Seb... Bass... SONG! SONG! SONG!
Never gets a tackle wrong,
Seb Bass SONG! SONG! SONG!
Clears the danger all day long.
To the left, to the right, in the air or on the deck,
He''s the man, fucking grand, and he shits on Fer-din-and!" (REPEAT)

[/quote]

 

Love it!

 

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[quote]Did you come up with SS3? It''s probably the best suggestion for a song I''ve seen on here.

It''s catchy

It''s not synonymous with any other club

It slags off Ferdinand

WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?[/quote]

I heard the United version at OT last season when Anderson put them one up against us and remember thinking how good it was.

When Bassong signed it seemed a quite natural replacement for Anderson and I just tailored the lyrics from there on in!

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Mr Chops - ten times better than the School disco song as per OP

I''d go with ''Bassong so-so-so-song'' as the last line as it fits better.... 

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Liking the Sisqo effort. Would be good if not to complicated for the Barclay speed clappers. As a slightly more sedate alternative (to the tune of "Its just the same old song":

 

"Sebastian Bassong

We couldn;t stop conceding til he came along

repeat....."

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The Agadoo one would work well for Garrido. Pretty much the same lyrics but maybe change the last line and get in a reference to him being " our second King of Spain"

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Could do this one for the Spanish (and Spanish looking) City favourites...

 

To the tune of  ''La Bamba''

 

Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Garrido

Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Garrido

Dani Pacheco, Ayala and Lappin

Viva Espana... Viva Espana

 

(Repeat)

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And you can tell everybody

This is Bassong

He plays it quite simple, and won''t get it wrong

I hope you don''t mind, I hope you don''t mind

That I put down in words

How wonderful life is while you''re in the side

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Got a new ending for the agadoo!

Seb Bas Song song son never gets a tackle wrong seb bas song song son clears the danger all day long to the left to the right in the air or on the deck he''s are man f''ing grand and he came from Tottenham

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SS3, you will be hearing from my solicitors, you have plaigerised my song that i posted about 3/4 weeks ago:

"Big Bass Song Song Song

Never gets a tackle wrong

Big Bass Song Song Song

Carried a baton, in his car in London in case of an attack

Seb Bass Song Song Song is our super centre back!

 

 

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[quote user="ron obvious"]God youse people know some carp songs. Have to say the Agadoo one works well though.[/quote]

how can you say karen carpenter is carp ? ok she could''ve done with losing a bit of timber but the bird could sing .....

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I agree, KC had a lovely voice, it''s the song that''s like a treacle sandwich. With sugar. And a big dollop of treacle on top.

I thought her problem was a lack of timber? (timbre?)

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